Ancient China
Spring Scenery and Broken Joy
For six years after marrying into Xiping Marquis Manor, I spent six years a living widow.
My husband was stationed at the Northern Frontier, yet somehow found time in the midst of his duties to fall madly in love with another woman.
She was beautiful and strong, able to ride tall warhorses, wield a long spear, and read the art of war.
She fought shoulder to shoulder with my husband on the battlefield, killing the enemy.
The people and soldiers of the border city all called her the General’s Lady.
As for me, the true General’s Lady, no one even knew I existed. She was the eagle of the Northern Frontier.
I was a sparrow trapped in the inner courtyard.
But disaster was already creeping closer.
Spring Warmth
My father was a treacherous official.
The man who raided my home was my fiancé.
When he slipped the iron chain around my neck, his touch was even more tender than the year he placed a flower wreath upon my head.
On the day my father was beheaded in public, I was calmly picking lice off my mother. I remarked, “If I had a fire, I could stir-fry these lice and pair them with a pot of wine.”
Unexpectedly, my words drew a laugh from the young general in the neighboring cell, despite the hooks driven through his collarbones. Was it that funny?
Sudden Spring
My mother, a concubine, wanted me to marry honorably: “A woman must be a proper wife.”
I made vague noises of agreement, but inwardly I didn’t take it to heart.
Being a proper wife to a peddler or servant meant poverty and beatings from the man.
Being a proper wife in a wealthy household meant constant scheming and exhausting yourself managing the family.
So as soon as my mother passed on, I went to Yujing Tower and registered as a prostitute.
Sixty taels of silver a night, absolutely no haggling.
Swallows Flying in the Drizzle
Chapter 0
The Princess believed in living for pleasure.
During a palace banquet, I spared a single extra glance at the Crown Prince, and she had him delivered straight to my bed.
“So what if he’s the Crown Prince? As women, we must rise to the challenge!”
Afterward, the Crown Prince demanded that I take responsibility for him.
The Princess blocked me, refusing to allow it. She declared with righteous indignation, “If you give him an official status, how are you supposed to keep having fun in the future?”
Later, when enemy troops surrounded the imperial palace, I rushed to tell her to flee for her life. Instead, I found her in her tent, favoring dozens of male consorts.
“Princess, look at the time! It’s too late!”
She finally realized the gravity of the situation. “You’re right. Here, I’ll share half of them with you.”
And so, I was delayed as well.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that the Hostage Prince from the enemy nation would be among those male consorts.
Just before he was about to be rescued, I ruined his virtue. He was so furious he ground his teeth in rage.
The Princess and I were captured together. Tied behind horses and dragged along the ground, we were sent to the Great Yan Palace.
To scratch out a living, I confessed my love to the Hostage Prince, claiming I only took his body because I loved him, and begged for his protection.
Unexpectedly, the Princess stepped forward and said, “You fool, you actually believe that? To her, you’re just one of-”
The Hostage Prince drew his sword on the spot, demanding an answer: “Exactly how many men have you had before me?”
“I’m truly done with you! Princess, you’re my living ancestor! Aren’t we unlucky enough already?”
I was so enraged that I coughed up blood and died.
The Princess, however, was so notoriously debauched in her speech and conduct that the enemy soldiers wanted to humiliate her, yet they feared she might actually enjoy it. Left with no other choice, they allowed her to live out her final years in peace.
Carrying my corpse on her back, the Princess declared that since she could no longer seek pleasure in the days to come, she would rather die. She threw herself onto a sword and ended her life immediately.
Reborn into a new life, I have returned to the day I entered the palace to save her.
Tempting the Husband
Second Young Master Xie was a notorious wastrel.
I lived under the Xie Family’s roof and bent over backward to please him, yet he looked down on me all the same.
He thought I was trying to climb my way up by clinging to him, and sneered at me.
“With looks like hers, I wouldn’t take her even as a concubine.”
Then his mother took him by the arm and told him to call me sister-in-law.
“This son of mine is the only one I still worry about. Thank goodness I have you to help me look after him.”
That night, he climbed over the wall and pinned me into a corner, asking in a coaxing voice, “If I become your concubine instead… will you take me?”
The Blossoming Brilliance
When he called out his first love’s name in the heat of passion, I knew that woman had to die.
The General and I were wed by imperial decree, our families perfectly matched in status. In a marriage like this, I never expected much in the way of affection.
Yet, he brought back a woman from his past-his “white moonlight.” She was pregnant, and he even intended to raise her status to that of an Equal Wife.
He does not understand me. Though I am a virtuous and kind wife, I will never allow another woman to claim a share of my husband.
The Bodhisattva’s Curtain
I was a female scripture teacher who recited sutras for the madam of the household.
Yet in the middle of the night, someone cornered me behind the incense-draped curtains and asked me who was better-looking: him or the Bodhisattva.
That night, I did not choose the Bodhisattva.
Unfortunately, after barely three months, he came to bid me farewell.
I thought he had simply grown tired of me, so I agreed without fuss.
From then on, he lived beneath the glow of red lanterns, lost in endless pleasure, while I returned alone to the ancient Buddha and my solitary lamp.
Who would have thought that later, when he learned I had been drowned in a pond… He went mad.
The Chaotic Hibiscus
The Han army captured Luoyang. My husband, His Majesty himself, knelt at the rebels’ feet, trembling like a lamb waiting for slaughter.
“The Empress is in Jiaofang Hall. Please, don’t kill me…”
I had been married to him for five years and had given birth to our daughter, Princess Heqing.
Yet at the moment of crisis, he offered me up without the slightest hesitation.
The Classic of Mountains and Seas in a Box
[Connecting Past and Present + Troubled Times Famine + Classic of Mountains and Seas]
On her first day back in her hometown, Qin Ying discovered an ancient Miniature Kingdom inside a box.
Within the Miniature Kingdom, there was a famine in a world of chaos, tyranny, ferocious Monstrous Beasts, and hundreds of millions of commoners struggling to survive in the cracks of society.
Qin Ying looked down upon the World in the Box, and from then on, that world of suffering gained a Savior Deity.
With a casual pour of rice, she fed an entire city.
With a sprinkle of water, she ended the drought across the Thirteen Provinces.
With a wave of her hand, Qin Ying supported a handsome and upright New Emperor to ascend the throne, exterminating the anomalies and stabilizing the chaotic world.
Later, the Land of Gods was built within the World in the Box, and her Divine Name was praised across the Four Seas.
However, Qin Ying found herself in a dilemma as she looked at the Rare Beasts offered as sacrifices by the Miniature Kingdom.
Should she first kiss the Mini Panda in her left palm until its fur was ruffled? Or should she first tease the Tsundere Little Tiger in her right palm until it cried?
The New Emperor pressed his face against her knee, rubbing against her to vie for her favor: “Please, look at me.”
Qin Ying used her toe to tilt up his chin: “Have you no ambition?”
The New Emperor lowered his eyes and kissed the arch of her foot: “Your gaze is my only destination.”
The Crown Prince’s Concubine’s Guide to Rising in Power
On the eve of His Majesty’s bestowal of marriage, I lay in the Crown Prince’s arms and murmured, “Your Highness dotes on me so much. When my sister marries into the household, she won’t be angry, will she? Everyone else envies Your Highness for receiving His Majesty’s favor and being allowed to hold the wedding in the palace, but all I feel is sorry for you. It must be exhausting.”
I thought I was just putting on a fragile, sweet little act for the Crown Prince.
I never expected him to be sincere with me.