Short Story
I’m Not Your Second Choice
On Xu Anran’s wedding day, my lover jumped from the eighteenth floor.
When I opened the door to his studio, it was filled with portraits of Xu Anran.
The brushstrokes were rough and intense, yet carried the fervor of his boundless love.
A friend said, “Shen Qingqie loved Anran for ten years. She was his only light.”
When I opened my eyes again, I saw Shen Qingqie being cornered by the school bully in the classroom. I silently closed the door.
Later, he knocked on my window in the rain, his voice hoarse and full of despair.
“Ranran, don’t you want me anymore…?”
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
Advising Breakup Eight Hundred Times, Finally Drinking at the Best Friend’s Wedding
I tried to persuade my best friend to break up eight hundred times, but in the end, I attended her wedding and drank her wedding wine.
On the wedding day, I sat at the main table with the guy’s strategist, both of us checking our phones and comparing notes.
We realized that every time the couple threatened to break up, it was always the two of us who got dragged into it.
Our chat histories were eerily similar.
[We broke up. This time it’s for real.]
[But what about him/her? What should I do?]
Guy’s strategist: [Maybe you should change jobs. You’d make a great clown in a circus.]
Me: [Pay me some compensation.]
Our Final Spring
The day I found out I had cancer.
He Wei frowned and said coldly to me, “Do you think anyone would be sad if you died? No one would feel bad about it.”
I said, “Whatever.”
Then I sincerely wished him, “I hope you’ll do as you say.”
After all, the year my brother died saving me, everyone looked at me and said:
“Why wasn’t it you who died?”
Later, I stood on the rooftop of the abandoned building where my brother passed away and jumped off.
But He Wei, why were you crying?
Reborn to Ruin Him
The day I gave birth, the situation was critical.
I begged Zhang Shuai to sign the consent form for a C-section, but his mother wouldn’t allow it.
Through the door, he shouted anxiously, “Zhaozhao, try a little harder, you can definitely give birth naturally.”
In the end, I suffered an amniotic fluid embolism and both mother and child died.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back at fifteen.
Zhang Shuai stopped me at the entrance of the village: “Zhaozhao, I heard you’re going to Vocational School too?”
I Run a Supermarket in a Horror Game
On my third day working as an NPC cashier in a Horror Game, the supermarket was ransacked by players.
They stormed in, smashing and looting everything in sight while gloating triumphantly.
“I told you the owner of this place was a loser. He has zero combat capability.”
“Take whatever you want, everyone. Just kill the boss once we’re done.”
My mouth was gagged, and I shook my head in sheer terror.
A player sneered, “Begging for mercy? It’s useless.”
That wasn’t it at all!
I was trying to tell them that today is NPC Internal Purchase Day.
In three minutes, every BOSS in the game will be swarming this place for the sale!
Three Brocade Pouches
Before my grandmother passed away, she left me three brocade pouches.
“On the seventh day after my death, give these to the seventh person who offers incense.”
On the day of the funeral, I followed her instructions to the letter. When the man who received them opened the brocade pouch, his face turned pale with terror, and he fled in a panic.
It wasn’t until later that I learned the man was a rapist and a murderer.
He had intended to target me that very night.
The first brocade pouch was filled with his criminal record.
She told me to open the second brocade pouch before I got married and consummated the union.
This time, the brocade pouch felt very thin.
Inside, there was only one word.
“RUN!!!”
After Being Mocked by the Entire Internet, I Bound an Acting System
My ex, the Film Emperor, publicly called me a resource hunter on a show.
When the whole internet told me to get out of the entertainment industry, I awakened the Acting System.
Ding! Skill acquired: [Murderer]: You will master all knowledge and abilities related to murder.
Me: What kind of hellish System is this?
Later, the villainess I played was selected for the Acting Hall of Fame Textbook, and when I received the award, the audience was filled with people from Criminal Investigation (Investigation Unit), forensic experts, and prosecutors.
Netizens: Someone should investigate her-this doesn’t look like acting!
Bury Me with His Love
I am a Jiangshi.
My bones have hung on an ancient tree in the wilderness for over two hundred years, absorbing all the Moon Yin Energy.
The Night Patrolling Deity said that if I endured until the thirteenth day of the fifth month in the Ji-Mao year, my Cultivation would reach Indestructible Bone, and I could become a Spirit Monster, free from the Heavenly Dao Reincarnation.
I was quite pleased with myself, already pondering which spot in the mountains I should choose for a Cave Abode to become the Deer Cottage Immortal.
But then, a Flower Picking Scholar returning home for a funeral passed through the wilderness and ordered my bones to be taken down from the tree and buried in a pit.
He buried me…
Buried me…
Damn him, he’s dead for sure!
The Seven-Year Lie
On our seventh wedding anniversary, I found the plane tickets hidden in the drawer by Lin Yuezhou.
I thought he was planning a surprise for me, but when evening came, all I got was a sentence: he was going on a business trip.
Unable to sleep, I scrolled through social media and saw his first love’s post:
[Eighteen-year-old wish list-Go to Iceland with the one I love most to see the aurora. Today, it finally came true!]
The photo showed her kissing Lin Yuezhou under the northern lights.
I didn’t cry, nor did I message him to question anything.
After chasing after him for so many years, I’m truly exhausted.