Historical
Spring Scenery and Broken Joy
For six years after marrying into Xiping Marquis Manor, I spent six years a living widow.
My husband was stationed at the Northern Frontier, yet somehow found time in the midst of his duties to fall madly in love with another woman.
She was beautiful and strong, able to ride tall warhorses, wield a long spear, and read the art of war.
She fought shoulder to shoulder with my husband on the battlefield, killing the enemy.
The people and soldiers of the border city all called her the General’s Lady.
As for me, the true General’s Lady, no one even knew I existed. She was the eagle of the Northern Frontier.
I was a sparrow trapped in the inner courtyard.
But disaster was already creeping closer.
The Palace Maid Dies of Embarrassment Every Day
*Book Transmigration · Inner Voice · System · Groveling Exes · Hidden Identities*
Shengsheng Zhou was a cannon-fodder bug in the story. She had thought that once Zhiyao kept the plot on track, she would be rewarded with a flawless reincarnation.
Unfortunately, each of these three men was stranger than the last.
When she had been a palace maid, they had treated her like a plaything.
She had assumed that once she donned a new identity, she could pay them back for every humiliation she had suffered.
Their behavior, however, left her utterly baffled.
The yandere villain told her, “I will offer the head of my own emperor as the bride price for the princess’s hand.”
The tyrant male lead, eyes red, bared his chest to her. “I owe you one life. Take mine.”
The scheming second male lead pinned her against a wall. “Kiss me once, and my life is yours.”
Shengsheng Zhou: “…Would any of you like a sour plum to calm down?”
Little Fish
Before my fiancé, Cui Ning, left for his long journey, he gave me a harsh scolding.
It was because I wanted to borrow thirty-three taels of silver from him to buy back my mother’s keepsake, a paulownia qin.
He accepted my promissory note and recorded the debt in his ledger, yet he refused to give me the money.
“Xiaoyu, you don’t even know how to play the instrument. What’s the point of buying it?” He added, “Besides, thirty-three taels is enough to buy two of you.”
This winter, I had spent my days on the pleasure boats, combing the hair of the older sisters and doing their laundry, only to painstakingly save up a single tael.
But the instrument shop couldn’t wait any longer.
They said someone else had their eye on the instrument and it would be sold the day after tomorrow.
When I returned to the Cui Family home wiping away my tears, Matchmaker Liu saw my red eyes and tried to persuade me again with a kindly expression.
“The Shen family is sincere about their proposal. Don’t even mention mountains of gold or silver-you only need to ask.” She continued, “They said that even if you wanted the stars or the moon from the sky, they would pluck them down for you.”
I thought about what Cui Ning had said-that thirty-three taels was a massive sum of money, enough to buy two of me.
Afraid that the Shen family would be unwilling, I dried my tears and asked cautiously: “I don’t want the stars, and I don’t want the moon.”
“I want a paulownia qin. It costs thirty-three taels of silver.”
The Good Concubine
During the years I spent as a concubine in Changning Marquis Manor, I humbled myself in every possible way to win Marquis Shen’s favor, stooping low and fawning over him without shame. In the end, he still gave me away as easily as one might hand off an object.
And yet, one day, his eyes would redden as he murmured by my ear, “Shiyi Niang, I miss you so much I’m going mad.”
Hah. Men.
Straight Male Chauvinism Enters Romance Novels
Noble Consort Qin was a peerless beauty, alluring enough to make the emperor cast aside his first wife and depose his legitimate son.
With tender eyes, Noble Consort Qin murmured, “His Majesty and I were joined as husband and wife in our youth. We are as devoted as a pair of mandarin ducks…”
Emperor Gaozu, inveterate male chauvinist: “Lady Qin is a mere concubine. How could she possibly have been joined to Us in our youth?”
“Throw this insolent wretch into the cold palace at once-and bring Us five hundred jin of memorials!”
◆ Male-chauvinist emperors with a single-minded devotion to a rich nation and a powerful army ◆
◆ We have no need of love. We want GDP! ◆
Notes:
1. This is a male-lead story in a fictional setting, and an unconventional quick-transmigration novel told through feudal monarchs who enter romance stories.
2. The emperors are written as typical rulers of feudal eras. They care only about raising GDP and have no time for romance. And yes, they truly are male chauvinists. Emphasis very much intended.
3. This is a wish-fulfillment story hostile to the pampered-concubine trope, with face-slapping and scum getting what they deserve. The emperors’ values do not represent the author’s. Please do not derail the discussion.
4. The direction and pace of the plot are entirely the author’s decision, and the author reserves the final right of interpretation.
The Classic of Mountains and Seas in a Box
[Connecting Past and Present + Troubled Times Famine + Classic of Mountains and Seas]
On her first day back in her hometown, Qin Ying discovered an ancient Miniature Kingdom inside a box.
Within the Miniature Kingdom, there was a famine in a world of chaos, tyranny, ferocious Monstrous Beasts, and hundreds of millions of commoners struggling to survive in the cracks of society.
Qin Ying looked down upon the World in the Box, and from then on, that world of suffering gained a Savior Deity.
With a casual pour of rice, she fed an entire city.
With a sprinkle of water, she ended the drought across the Thirteen Provinces.
With a wave of her hand, Qin Ying supported a handsome and upright New Emperor to ascend the throne, exterminating the anomalies and stabilizing the chaotic world.
Later, the Land of Gods was built within the World in the Box, and her Divine Name was praised across the Four Seas.
However, Qin Ying found herself in a dilemma as she looked at the Rare Beasts offered as sacrifices by the Miniature Kingdom.
Should she first kiss the Mini Panda in her left palm until its fur was ruffled? Or should she first tease the Tsundere Little Tiger in her right palm until it cried?
The New Emperor pressed his face against her knee, rubbing against her to vie for her favor: “Please, look at me.”
Qin Ying used her toe to tilt up his chin: “Have you no ambition?”
The New Emperor lowered his eyes and kissed the arch of her foot: “Your gaze is my only destination.”
Green Grapes
When I was sixteen, the Zhou Family bought me to be a breeder for their lame son, Zhou Yuqing, to bear him children.
Though the agreement was for me to arrive in June, I reported to the Zhou Family in March.
I did this for two reasons: first, to save my own family some grain, and second, to leave a good impression on my future master.
But Zhou Yuqing despised me for being a country bumpkin and called me stupid.
He said I wasn’t nearly as delicate or pretty as Miss Su next door.
Even as he shared my bed, he looked down on me for being dirty.
“You must bathe four times with green jasmine and white champaca, then comb your hair with osmanthus oil. Miss Su uses osmanthus oil-have you got that through your head? ”
“If you serve me well next time, this young master might just grant you a formal title.”
I nodded, scrubbing myself with a loofah until I nearly rubbed my skin raw.
Suddenly, someone grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and hauled me, dripping wet, out of the tub.
It was Madam Liu, the broker who had sold me. She was in a frantic rush as she dragged my naked, fragrant body toward the door.
“Good heavens! It’s all wrong, all wrong! It wasn’t the Zhou Family who bought you-it was the Zou Family!”
The Screen Maid
Sold into a marquis’s estate at seven, Fugui survives by becoming a living screen, a beautiful servant trained to endure heat, cold, and pain without moving.
When another screen maid is condemned to serve as beauty paper merely for attracting the heir’s gaze, Fugui realizes she will be next.
To avenge the woman who raised her and escape a household that treats servants as objects, she turns the nobles’ forbidden desires, jealousies, and schemes against them.
The Mighty Toddler Transmigrates, Running Wild on the Road to Exile
In her previous life, Jin Bao was a little zombie king. After transmigrating, she became weak and helpless, beaten by an aunt and uncle who weren’t even related to her by blood.
By a twist of fate, she was bought by the Marchioness of Loyalty and Bravery. One moment, she had just become the legitimate daughter of the Marquis’s Mansion; the next, the entire household was destroyed, its property confiscated and the whole family sentenced to exile.
Jin Bao awakened a random Heavenly Eye, granting her glimpses of the past and future.
On the road to exile, while others gnawed on tree bark and dug up grass roots to survive, the people of the Marquis’s Mansion picked up gold, unearthed ginseng, and ate fluffy white steamed buns with roasted meat.
The path of exile was fraught with danger: assassinations, ambushes, plagues, swamps…
Guided by Jin Bao’s Heavenly Eye, they quietly defused every crisis, then turned around and sent their enemies a delightful surprise package.
Everyone believed the bitterly cold Northern Frontier was nothing but barren wasteland.
But Jin Bao led her family to build a city there, reclaim the land, open trade routes, and train soldiers.
When chaos engulfed the realm and the people were plunged into misery, the world finally realized that the great city of the Northern Frontier, once dismissed as a savage, desolate land, had become the only sanctuary under heaven.
Bury Me with His Love
I am a Jiangshi.
My bones have hung on an ancient tree in the wilderness for over two hundred years, absorbing all the Moon Yin Energy.
The Night Patrolling Deity said that if I endured until the thirteenth day of the fifth month in the Ji-Mao year, my Cultivation would reach Indestructible Bone, and I could become a Spirit Monster, free from the Heavenly Dao Reincarnation.
I was quite pleased with myself, already pondering which spot in the mountains I should choose for a Cave Abode to become the Deer Cottage Immortal.
But then, a Flower Picking Scholar returning home for a funeral passed through the wilderness and ordered my bones to be taken down from the tree and buried in a pit.
He buried me…
Buried me…
Damn him, he’s dead for sure!