Historical
Palace Cats and Their Many Affairs
My imperial sister’s tomcat set his sights on my female cat and was rejected.
My mother consort ordered me to apologize, so I did.
The tom still refused to give up, and my cat’s other suitors beat him up.
Then Mother Consort told me to kill my “femme-fatale cat” to appease my sister…
This time, I refused.
“Think about who she is and where you stand,” Mother Consort advised.
Understanding dawned on me. “Oh. It’s because my mother is a coward.”
My mother might be a coward, but I was not.
Neither was my cat—she was, in fact, the greatest feline beauty in the entire imperial harem.
Palace Elegy
I am an old palace maid.
I have spent thirty-five full years in this deep palace.
The Chinese parasol tree before Qingliang Hall flourishes year after year, while I grow older with each passing year.
In this lifetime, I have seen the young and inexperienced Consort Zhen pass away, the Consort Yu in the prime of her beauty pass away, and even the white-haired Empress pass away.
They all died in the bloom of youth, crushed beneath the weight of imperial power.
Within these deep palace walls, how many beautiful women’s skeletons lie buried?
Peach Blossom
In the third year after I married Zhao Yan, he made me Empress.
On one condition: I was not to lay a finger on the Imperial Noble Consort he held so dearly in his heart.
He seemed to have forgotten that I was his lawful wife first.
Peach Blossom Hairpin
I worked as a maid at Marquis Manor for ten years. Then, simply because the young lady lost a Peach Blossom Hairpin, I was driven out of the household.
In the blink of an eye, many years passed. I had nearly let go of all the grudges and grievances between me and Marquis Manor.
But to my surprise, one night, the young lady of Marquis Manor knelt before me in utter disarray, begging me to take her in.
Her husband’s family had cast her out. In all the vast world, she had nowhere left to go.
And now, I was the only person she could turn to.
Peach Crisps
The year I turned eight, I was trampled to death beneath the Crown Prince’s horse.
His guards paid my parents one tael of silver to make the matter go away.
My parents did not even retrieve my body; they took the money with ingratiating smiles and said, “For our daughter to die beneath His Highness’s horse is a blessing she could never have hoped for.”
Before my first seven days of mourning were over, Father divorced Mother and took another wife.
Mother remarried with every appearance of joy.
It seemed they had forgotten me.
Later, just as I was about to be reincarnated, Father and Mother dragged the Crown Prince to my grave and made him pay for my death with his own.
Phoenix Descends
Both my younger half-sister and I were bound to a Palace Struggle Points Shop.
She used hers to exchange for peerless beauty, a captivating singing voice, and extraordinary dancing skills.
I, on the other hand, exchanged mine for the loyalty of generals, the allegiance of virtuous scholars, and the submission of merchant guilds.
Later, my sister became the Noble Consort, enjoying unrivaled favor. She came to my palace to flaunt her power, saying, “Sister, your palace is truly desolate. I’m afraid His Majesty the Emperor has already forgotten you ever existed.”
I offered a faint smile. “The less His Majesty the Emperor remembers me, the better.”
That way, my intention to replace him would not be exposed too soon.
Phoenix Dynasty
I am the Crown Princess.
The Crown Prince’s concubine came before me to flaunt her success. “I am already with child, yet you haven’t even been graced with his favor yet, have you, Sister?”
Rather than being angry, I was overjoyed. I fervently instructed the Imperial Physician, “You must ensure the child is protected at all costs.”
I have waited three years for the Eastern Palace to be blessed with a pregnancy.
Now, I can finally dispose of the father, keep the child, and rule from behind the curtain.
Phoenix Pendant, Winter Heart
It was the fifth year of our engagement, and Meng Cijun still refused to marry me.
The first time he turned me down, he said the King was placing great importance on him, so how could he indulge in the trivialities of love?
That made sense, so I nodded and waited another two years.
The second time he turned me down, he said that since the King had yet to choose a Queen, how could a mere subject like him marry first?
That made me angry. I felt the King was being completely unreasonable-I had waited so long that I was practically an old maid, yet he still wouldn’t allow Meng Cijun to marry me?
Meng Cijun and I had a fight. In a fit of pique, I left home, only to rescue a palace official who was trying to end his life by the river.
One of the girls selected for the draft had run away, and Wang Shiguan was so distressed he was ready to jump into the water.
“If I enter the palace, will I be able to see the King?”
Wang Shiguan looked at my hair, which was not yet pinned up in the style of a married woman, and my youthful face. He nodded with delight.
“Of course! If you find favor, you’ll see the King every single night!”
“Alright then,” I said, nodding as I gathered my skirts and stepped into the carriage.
Once I saw that King, I intended to ask him exactly why he wouldn’t let Meng Cijun marry me.
“Miss, if you leave, how am I supposed to explain this to Master Meng?” Xiao Tao asked, panicked.
I thought about it for a moment, then pulled back the curtain and waved a hand.
“Just tell Meng Cijun that Ah Wu is still mad at him and won’t be coming home for dinner tonight!”
Phoenix’s Cry
The Prince Consort and I were famously husband and wife in name only.
He lived his life as the Lord Heir, and I lived mine as the Grand Princess.
We resided in separate estates and kept out of each other’s way. Until that reckless little cousin of his entered the capital.
She was a spoiled girl, indulged far beyond measure, relying on the Prince Consort’s protection and affection.
She “accidentally” barged into my study and set a fire that burned an entire room of my cherished memories to ash.
Afterward, she hid behind the Prince Consort, pouting as she complained, “I just couldn’t stand it. She’s already married to you, so why does she still keep a whole room full of portraits of other men?”
Pei Pingjin made excuses for her.
“My cousin was only being overly protective of me. Your Highness, please don’t be angry.”
I nodded. I was the First Princess, standing above tens of thousands. Why should I lower myself to get angry with a little girl?
So as I turned away, I abruptly drew my sword. With a sharp hiss, the blade pierced through the Prince Consort’s palm as he tried to stop it, then cut the little girl’s throat in a single stroke.
Picking Mulberries
In the third month after our wedding, Shao Zhi took me back to Luoyang to pay respects to his clansmen. Along the way, he carefully explained the web of interests within his clan.
When he mentioned his eldest brother, his face filled with pride.
“My eldest brother is a very good man. He taught me riding and archery himself! ”
Now he serves in Luoyang as the Central Army Commander.
He is the one we are going to meet today.
” I hated Luoyang. There, someone had once forced me to drink a ladle of water from the Luo River and swear an oath: from then on, we would each marry another and never disturb each other again. Clutching the konghou in my arms, I only lowered my head and tried to refuse. ”
Ah Zhi, I was once a music courtesan.
I fear I might sully your honored brother’s eyes and ears.
It would be better if I did not meet him…
” Shao Zhi gathered me into his arms with pity and held my hand, telling me not to worry. ”
He won’t mind. I’ll secretly tell you a bit of gossip about my brother.
Before he married my sister-in-law, he once turned the whole world upside down over a music courtesan who played the konghou.
Later, afraid my sister-in-law would grow jealous, he forced that courtesan to drink from the Luo River and swear that they would each marry another and never disturb each other again.
“Besides, you are my wife now, and you play a fine twenty-three-string konghou. For my sake, my brother is sure to like you.”