Comedy
Sending a Boyfriend to the Underworld
After I died, my parents burned mountains of spirit money for me every single day.
In no time at all, I became the wealthiest young socialite in the Netherworld.
Then, things took an even more unexpected turn. They arranged a Yin Marriage for me and sent a man down to be my husband.
Me: “I’m sorry, can I return him if I don’t want him?”
“No,” my Groom replied coldly. “Since I’m already here, you’ll have to call me ‘husband’ from now on.”
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
