Comedy
How the Crown Princess Academy Went Bankrupt
Xu Man is forced into the Crown Princess Academy with only one goal: get her tuition back and save her ailing father.
When the academy uses rules and money to grind its noble students into submission, she joins forces with her classmates, exposes its corruption through a single ledger, brings the bride-training institution to a halt, and balances the books for women determined to win back their freedom.
I Am Such an Honest Person
In the two years since my wedding, my husband had never once come home.
Lonely beyond endurance, I bought a convicted slave to warm my bed.
He was certainly diligent between the sheets, but as a person, he was far too vain.
My purse couldn’t take it, so I simply kept him on a poor man’s budget.
Unable to stomach a life of coarse tea and plain meals, he roared, “I don’t want to be your husband anymore!”
Puzzled, I said, “I’m already married. You’re just my kept man.”
His eyes went bloodshot as he gnashed his teeth. “You’re this broke, and you’re still trying to keep a lover on the side like everyone else?!”
And with that, we went our separate ways.
I packed my things and returned to the capital, where I heard that my long-missing brother-in-law had finally come back.
He was kneeling in the ancestral hall and had been given ten lashes.
My mother-in-law was so furious she cursed, “You actually fell for a married woman! Have you no shame at all?!”
I hurried forward to plead on his behalf.
To my surprise, my brother-in-law turned his head, looked at me, and slowly smiled. “Sister-in-law, have you been well?”
I was stunned.
Wasn’t this my vain, status-obsessed kept man?!
I Approached the Crown Prince to Kill Him
I got close to the Crown Prince so I could kill him.
I confessed everything in a dark, dank dungeon.
I Became the Dragon Throne, Then the Empress
The System let me customize my transmigration setup.
“Then I want to be high above everyone else, with all beneath me bowing in submission. I want to be irresistible, with every man fighting over me until they bash each other’s heads in. And in the end, absolutely no fade-to-black.”
The System took notes. [What does that last part mean?]
“It means I want plenty of scenes where I’m under men.”
[Got it. Arranging now.]
I opened my eyes, full of anticipation.
System, you damn genius!
You made me the Dragon Throne?
I Became the Mad Prince’s Maid
Le Yao wakes inside an ancient romance as the personal maid of Prince Li, a brilliant war hero whose violent obsession with Wei Qingzhi turns every workday into a fight for survival.
As she becomes the unwilling go-between in their toxic courtship, Le Yao schemes to buy freedom with fellow maid Qingping-until the story’s ordained romance demands a price she refuses to accept.
I Became the Sect’s Favorite by Selling Milk Tea
When the Sword Venerable stood at the entrance of my Milk Tea Shop, sword in hand, the entire Sect thought he had come to demand an accounting for some grievance.
Only I knew that he just wanted to cut the line again for a cup of full-sugar milk tea with no ice.
But today, even the Demon Realm Young Master, the man destined to trample the Cultivation World underfoot a century from now, was standing behind him, clutching a queue number and waiting for me to call his turn.
I Don’t Want to Be Famous on a Supernatural Variety Show Either
Five years into my career, people called me pale, skinny, young-looking, and a fake-innocent schemer.
Meanwhile, my stunt double used me as a stepping stone to climb her way up, becoming wildly popular with an occult persona.
On shows, she told fortunes for celebrities, saying she had learned it from her boyfriend.
That boyfriend she kept talking about was the eldest son of a famous Occult Family.
But when she and I ended up on the same paranormal variety show, her talismans suddenly stopped working.
As for me, right in front of an audience of tens of millions, I took down a whole pack of ghosts with my bare hands.
“You want to be my nephew’s wife? Did you get my permission first?”
I Must’ve Woken Up Too Fast: My Bestie Is a Vengeful Ghost!
[Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Modern Fantasy + Male Lead with Multiple Incarnations]
Yun Jianyue woke up one morning to discover that her best friend was dead… and had become a headless vengeful ghost.
Yun Jianyue: “I must’ve gotten up too fast. I’m going back to sleep.”
Best friend: “…”
Yun Jianyue took her best friend to get revenge on a scumbag, only for an even more powerful vengeful ghost to appear halfway through and steal their chance at revenge.
Yun Jianyue raised a chainsaw and hacked the ghost to pieces.
Best friend: “Where the fuck did you get a chainsaw?!”
Yun Jianyue was forced into a ghost marriage with the Evil God. Humiliated and furious, he tried to kill her.
Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw and shaved the Evil God’s head.
Best friend: “Where do you keep getting these chainsaws?!”
When Yun Jianyue and the Paranormal Bureau found themselves surrounded and pummeled by monsters and evil spirits, Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw once again.
Best friend: “Tell me! Where! The fuck! Do you keep getting! These chainsaws?!”
Off to the side, a teenage boy saw that the chainsaw’s blade had gone dull and silently handed her a new one. Yun Jianyue took it and swung it with deadly force.
Teenage boy: “Good deed done, no credit needed. Check.”
With a handsome Evil God on her left and an adorable puppy-like boy on her right, Yun Jianyue had her hands full.
Best friend: “Which one of them is actually your boyfriend?!”
Yun Jianyue: “It’s only two dicks. What’s the big deal?”
I Really Don’t Want to Work This Job Anymore
If I managed to ascend the throne, it was entirely thanks to my five short-lived older brothers.
Thanks to them, I now live like a beast of burden.
3:00 – Rise and wash up, then pay respects to the Empress Dowager.
4:00 – Morning lessons.
5:00 – Imperial Gate Audience.
7:00 – Breakfast.
8:00 – Handle state affairs and review memorials.
13:00 – Lunch.
14:00 – Riding and archery; inspect the princes’ studies.
15:00 – Handle state affairs.
17:00 – Free time.
19:00 – Evening lessons.
20:00 – Review memorials.
23:00 – Bedtime.
I am so done with this job!
I Run a Snack Stall in a Horror Game
After being selected by the Horror Game, I took over a snack stall at the village entrance.
An Eerie opened its bloody maw to take a bite out of me, but I reached back and stuffed a meat-filled Mo into its mouth.
He chewed thoughtfully. “Forget it,” he muttered. “Since there’s Mo to eat, I’ll kill you tomorrow instead.”
The next day, it was fresh, fragrant wontons, stir-fried snails with perilla, peppery pork tripe soup, fried skewers, and spicy Malatang…
Every Eerie that passed by abandoned their hunt, burying their faces in the food and eating like possessed creatures.
The viewers in the Live Stream watched in shock as I survived until the very end, all thanks to a single cooking pot.