Transported to Another World
My Tentacled Boyfriend
After landing in a world of beastfolk, I felt an itch and gave it a scratch.
And then—!
I froze, looked down, and lifted my shirt in disbelief.
A second later, I let out a shriek and practically crawled to the hospital.
“Doctor, help!
Something weird is growing on me!”
The doctor booked me in to have it removed.
But that night, I dreamed of a little octopus with tears streaming down its face.
It held up a tentacle with a piece missing and wailed, “That’s my arm!
It ran off to cuddle you.
It doesn’t want me anymore!”
Hang on.
Who taught it to cuddle like that?
The Dark Lord Takes Up Cultivation
I am the Dark Lord, and I accidentally ended up in a Chinese cultivation novel.
A demonic cultivator asked, “What evil deeds have you committed?”
I replied, “Made Horcruxes.
Pursued immortality.”
The demonic cultivator said, “I asked what evil deeds you’ve committed, not how you cultivate.”
