Transported to Another World
The Dark Lord Takes Up Cultivation
I am the Dark Lord, and I accidentally ended up in a Chinese cultivation novel.
A demonic cultivator asked, “What evil deeds have you committed?”
I replied, “Made Horcruxes.
Pursued immortality.”
The demonic cultivator said, “I asked what evil deeds you’ve committed, not how you cultivate.”
My Tentacled Boyfriend
After landing in a world of beastfolk, I felt an itch and gave it a scratch.
And then—!
I froze, looked down, and lifted my shirt in disbelief.
A second later, I let out a shriek and practically crawled to the hospital.
“Doctor, help!
Something weird is growing on me!”
The doctor booked me in to have it removed.
But that night, I dreamed of a little octopus with tears streaming down its face.
It held up a tentacle with a piece missing and wailed, “That’s my arm!
It ran off to cuddle you.
It doesn’t want me anymore!”
Hang on.
Who taught it to cuddle like that?
