Secret Relationship
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
The Empress Is Pregnant
I am the Empress.
The Emperor wished to take my maid as a concubine, claiming that any child she bore would be recorded under my name.
Later, the imperial physician informed me that I had been pregnant for a month.
I said to the Emperor, “In consideration of your many years without an heir, I shall have this child recorded under your name.”
Ex-Boyfriend’s Little White Dog
It was the fourth year of my relationship with Tong Yuen.
The harshest words I had ever heard came from his mother.
“Two men together-how are you supposed to get married and have children?”
“Don’t ruin him.”
“He was perfectly normal before he met you.”
“Mr. Fu, you’re not a child anymore. Have some sense.”
Finally, enduring the pain, I broke up with him.
But Tong Yuen spent the entire night huddled outside my door.
He tried to force the Little White Dog he had sewn together, stitch by stitch, into my hands.
When I rejected him again, he finally broke down in tears.
“Gege, you don’t want the Little White Dog… and you don’t want me anymore either?”
The Sorrow of the Moonlight
After getting married, I found out my husband had once loved an ex-girlfriend deeply.
On the eve of her wedding, that woman drove through the night and gave herself to him, just to say goodbye to her youth.
When I found out, my husband begged me not to expose it. “Otherwise, her whole life will be ruined.”
The Wet Nurse of the Manor
I was a peasant woman whose child had died. At night, my breasts would swell until the pain was unbearable, but I was afraid my husband and mother-in-law would scold me, so I could only go out to the ridges between the fields alone to relieve myself.
I never expected to come across a man lying gravely wounded by the roadside.
He kept rasping, “Thirsty… so thirsty…”
I couldn’t help myself, so I let him have a mouthful of milk.
Later, I went to the General’s Mansion to serve as the Young Master’s wet nurse.
The Young Master was naughty and refused to drink.
I glanced at the Young General beside me and teased him.
“Young Master, if you still won’t drink, I’ll give it to your elder brother instead.”
That night, in a daze, I heard the Young General talking to the Young Master.
“Little ancestor, are you drinking or not? At least make a sound!”
Moonlight on Frosted Pines
On the day my only daughter was born, the Marchioness of Zhenbei gave birth to a son in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.
At dawn, Shen Chizhou brought me her child and exchanged him for mine.
When I caught him, he merely raised his eyes and said, “The child born of Wan and me must be raised in the palace.”
Song Wan was the great love he had lost in his youth.
Now that she had borne him a child, he meant to make amends to mother and son at any cost.
The cost was my daughter becoming the young lady of the Marquis of Zhenbei’s household.
She went from an exalted imperial princess to the daughter of a mere court official.
After a long silence, I neither wept nor protested.
Instead, I lifted my face and smiled in approval.
“As it should be.”
After all, a child ought to be raised beside her real father.
Keeping a Canary Outside My Arranged Marriage Husband’s Back
Married life was so dull that I got myself a canary to pass the time.
Who would have thought the news would reach my husband, the man I’d married for an alliance? From that day on, he started coming home more and more often.
He even… kept finding new ways to surprise me. Until one day, he asked, “When are you going to take me to meet that canary you’re keeping outside?”
“What is it about him that has you so fascinated?”
I froze. “You want to meet him?”
After he gave me a firm yes, I took him to meet the bird I’d been raising.
A Gloster Canary.
Lin Xiaowu
In my third year of disguising myself as a man and sneaking into the Prince’s Mansion to work as a guard, I got involved with the prince’s male favorite.
I had meant to cut things off with him and sever all ties for good.
But whenever he took my hand during our secret meetings, my resolve would crumble.
And just like that, spineless and useless as I was, I committed a capital offense.
My Best Friend Wants to Mark Me
My best friend pinned me against the windowsill when my heat struck without warning.
My whole body went weak, my breaths burning, like a fish dragged onto shore and left gasping for air.
He held my restless body down, a dangerously enticing smile curling at his lips.
“Beg me, and maybe I’ll consider sneaking in a little bite.”
I gazed at him through misty, tear-bright eyes.
“Please~”
No One Is Innocent
At a dinner party, Pei Yuming’s closest family and friends are all poisoned to death. He is the sole survivor, yet becomes the police’s prime suspect.
During the interrogation, Pei Yuming repeatedly experiences flashbacks to before the dinner began. After inadvertently uncovering the secret between his wife and his best friend, he gradually realizes that everyone at the table is hiding something, and the murderer is concealed within those secrets…