Heartwarming
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Married a Profligate
I grew up in the countryside until I was seventeen. Then people from the capital came and told me I was the young lady of a marquis’s household.
But the moment I arrived in the capital, they hurriedly married me off to a spoiled wastrel.
Later, that wastrel caused a disaster and had his family estate confiscated. I was the only one who tossed him a sickle and said,
“Husband, come home with me and farm the fields.”
When the Moon is Full and the Flowers Bloom
Madam Shen was unable to bear children, so she wanted to buy a respectable concubine to carry on the family line for Eldest Master Shen.
A respectable concubine received two taels of silver every month, and even got to eat white rice with braised pork.
The moment I heard the news, I immediately told my mother to take me into the city to sign up.
My mother smacked me on the head and snapped, “I’ve given birth to three children, and you’re the stupidest of the lot!”
The Shrine Finally Opens Today
On the very first day I hung up my sign offering a “Protection Charm for a Happy Marriage,” the handsome guy from next door came to make a wish: he wanted to be a normal person.
That night, he collapsed beneath the Torii of my home, drenched in blood that shimmered like liquid gold.
My small shrine, which hadn’t seen a single offering in three months, had suddenly picked up a deity on the verge of being reclaimed by the heavens.
Don’t Mess With The Ex-Fiancée
It was the eighth year of my unrequited love for Shen Sui, and he still refused to acknowledge me as his fiancée.
He had me pulled from the red carpet just to please his Little Canary.
In front of the media, the same mouth that had kissed me a thousand times claimed that we were nothing more than ordinary friends.
Later, I looked him in the eye and said seriously:
“Don’t pull away. Otherwise, we won’t look like ordinary friends.”
His eyes rimmed with red, and his voice trembled as he spoke:
“I’m just an ‘ordinary friend’ to you?”
The Divorcee’s Second Chance
Six years after our divorce, I ran into my ex-husband on a street corner while holding my three-year-old daughter.
He stared blankly at the girl in my arms for a long time before knitting his brows. “She’s almost six years old,” he said, his voice laced with accusation. “Why does she look so thin and small?”
Ha!
He actually thought the child I was holding was his.
I suppose he believed I loved him so deeply that even after he cheated and divorced me, I would have gone off and raised his child all on my own.
Love on the Cliff
Because he was poor, Zhou Jinyan never brought up the subject of marriage.
That was until the day I saw him casually open a bottle of wine that cost as much as my entire annual salary.
It turned out that being born into royalty and living a life of luxury was the true Zhou Jinyan.
His friend asked, “Aren’t you tired of playing the pauper after five years? When do you plan to come clean with her?”
Zhou Jinyan flicked his eyelids open with nonchalance. “On the day of the engagement, I suppose.”
I didn’t get hysterical. On the day of his engagement, I boarded a plane and crossed the ocean.
I later heard that on the day of his engagement,
He suddenly had a change of heart midway, driving back to an old rental apartment.
When he saw that the place was empty and I was gone, he completely lost his mind.
Stars Without End
I chased after He Chenyi for six years, coming whenever he called, leaving whenever he waved me away.
While he was holding another woman and drinking a wedding toast, I was diagnosed with Leukemia at the hospital, with only three months left to live.
Later, he knelt by my hospital bed, crying and begging me to accept a bone marrow transplant.
How ridiculous. I never even wanted to live.
After My Boyfriend Got Rich
When I first started dating Xie Mingchen, he had absolutely nothing to his name.
My friends all told me not to be a fool. They said that with my looks and background, I could find any wealthy man I wanted; there was no need to suffer alongside him.
Now that he’s become the high-flying President Xie, a darling of the venture capital world, those same people say I only won out because I made my move early.
They claim that with his current status, surrounded by women of every shape and beauty, I wouldn’t even stand a chance otherwise.
Even my mother has switched sides. She keeps telling me to lower my guard and learn how to act vulnerable. She warns me not to spend all these years with him only to end up with nothing.
I couldn’t help but snap back, “If he doesn’t bring up marriage, am I supposed to beg him for it?”
“That stubborn streak of yours is going to be your downfall!” My mother sighed, frustrated by my lack of initiative. “What else are you going to do if you don’t play along? Are you really going to let someone else enjoy the shade of the tree you planted yourself?”
I didn’t want to argue; I just felt wronged.
Why was it that in this long-drawn-out relationship, I was the one who did the hoping and the one who felt the disappointment? And now, I was still the one expected to drop hints and nudge him into finally taking action.
Thorny Rose
When I was five, my father brought home a handsome deaf boy and made him my child husband.
I prided myself on being a progressive woman; since childhood, I always told people he was my brother. I never expected that, more than ten years later, one drunken night,
I slept with him – and forgot about it.