Heartwarming
The Billionaire’s Temporary Wife
Ever since Huo Yu married me,
his son has been making a fuss nonstop.
“Bad Woman won’t let me eat!”
“She won’t let the butler tell me bedtime stories!”
“Daddy, she bullies me every day, wuwuwu…”
Huo Yu was used to his son’s unreasonable tantrums and didn’t pay much attention.
Until one day, he suddenly realized it had been half a month since he last received a complaint call.
Huo Yu found it rather odd.
After finishing work that evening, he took the initiative to call his son to coax him to sleep.
Unexpectedly, his usually clingy son seemed uninterested.
“Daddy, go to bed early. There’s a ton of stuff to do at kindergarten tomorrow.”
Huo Yu:?
Drunk in Spring Smoke
On the day His Majesty traveled south to Jiangnan, the Empress Dowager took a liking to Miss Xu of the Xu Family in Yangcheng.
“Such a lovely, fresh-faced child ought to become a daughter-in-law of our imperial family.”
As she said this, the Empress Dowager’s gaze seemed to drift, intentionally or not, toward Fu Yanli at my side.
Fu Yanli was the current Fifth Prince, and also my husband.
Later, on the day Miss Xu was to be invested as consort, I stood at the palace gates, clinging to a sliver of hope. “Not even I may enter?”
The guards at the gate all knew me. One by one, they lowered their heads, not daring to meet my eyes. “The Empress Dowager said it wouldn’t matter if anyone else came, but Your Highness, as Crown Princess… you absolutely cannot enter the palace today.”
I nodded, returned to the manor, and picked up the bundle I had packed long ago.
The capital blazed with lights. All at once, I remembered Fu Yanli from that year, when everyone had turned their backs on him.
He had held me tightly, refusing to let go no matter what. “Jianxi, even if I die, I will never betray you.”
How Satisfying It Is to Talk Nonsense with Relatives
Twenty years ago, my dad got drunk and let it slip to someone that he had made two hundred thousand yuan in a year raising chickens. Before long, every chicken on his farm had been poisoned to death.
Later, my dad bought an eighty-million-yuan apartment in Beijing outright, and he didn’t tell a single person back home. Even my grandparents had no idea.
Now my dad has long since become the CEO of a corporation worth several hundred million. Every time we go home for New Year’s or the holidays, he makes my mom and me help him pretend we’re poor.
At the New Year’s Eve dinner, I sat there bundled in a thick cotton coat and cotton slippers, both hands shoved into my pockets.
And so began my proud inheritance of my father’s fine tradition: talking absolute nonsense.
Who would’ve thought I’d overdo the act and run into someone I knew?
Me: “President Gu?”
Him: “President Shen?”
Then we both clapped a hand over each other’s mouths.
Thorny Rose
When I was five, my father brought home a handsome deaf boy and made him my child husband.
I prided myself on being a progressive woman; since childhood, I always told people he was my brother. I never expected that, more than ten years later, one drunken night,
I slept with him – and forgot about it.
Stars Without End
I chased after He Chenyi for six years, coming whenever he called, leaving whenever he waved me away.
While he was holding another woman and drinking a wedding toast, I was diagnosed with Leukemia at the hospital, with only three months left to live.
Later, he knelt by my hospital bed, crying and begging me to accept a bone marrow transplant.
How ridiculous. I never even wanted to live.
Given to a Deep-Sea Octopus
My parents sent me into the deep sea to work as a housekeeper for an octopus.
Before I left, I asked Mom: “You have five children.
Why send me away?”
Mom sobbed so hard she could barely speak.
“Business class on the interplanetary flights only has six seats, but there are seven of us.”
“Because of you, our family can’t all sit together whenever we travel to Mars!”
Me: “?”
But I was the middle child.
My Online Boyfriend Is Actually a CEO
For two years, my online boyfriend and I have turned ordinary life into an absurd rich-heir role-play.
Then he adds me to his childhood-friends group, and I discover that every outrageous claim was true: he really is a powerful heir, and his so-called loyal lackey is the president of my company.
Convinced I have deceived him, I try to run before the truth ruins everything.
But Fu Yan has known exactly who I am all along, and he has no intention of letting class differences—or my spectacular misunderstandings—end our romance.
Married a Profligate
I grew up in the countryside until I was seventeen. Then people from the capital came and told me I was the young lady of a marquis’s household.
But the moment I arrived in the capital, they hurriedly married me off to a spoiled wastrel.
Later, that wastrel caused a disaster and had his family estate confiscated. I was the only one who tossed him a sickle and said,
“Husband, come home with me and farm the fields.”
When the Moon is Full and the Flowers Bloom
Madam Shen was unable to bear children, so she wanted to buy a respectable concubine to carry on the family line for Eldest Master Shen.
A respectable concubine received two taels of silver every month, and even got to eat white rice with braised pork.
The moment I heard the news, I immediately told my mother to take me into the city to sign up.
My mother smacked me on the head and snapped, “I’ve given birth to three children, and you’re the stupidest of the lot!”
A Future with You
Times were hard.
I was sold to a wealthy household to be a playmate for its young master, who had a lame leg.
He had a delicate, handsome face, but his health was very poor.
His right leg was disabled, he was always coughing, and sometimes he was too weak even to sit up.
Everyone in the household said he would not live long.
Afraid I would be sent away, I slipped into his room and leaned over the edge of his bed.
“Could you please not die?
If you die, I won’t have a home again.”
He paused, then smiled gently and stroked my head.
“All right.
I’ll see if I can stay alive.”