Friendship
My Boyfriend’s Unfinished Wish
I caught COVID. When my fever hit 102 degrees, I saw my boyfriend.
But he’d been dead for years.
That meant what I was looking at was a ghost!
I held up the talisman on my chest and screamed, “Evil spirits, get the hell away from me!”
“What a powerful spell!” He clutched his chest, stumbling back step by step.
Then, with slow and exaggerated movements, he collapsed onto the floor.
“Oh no, I’m done for… I can’t go on…”
I stared at him. “Are you… mocking me?”
He stood right back up. “Haha, totally got you!”
I rolled my eyes.
It was definitely him.
My boyfriend had been just as much of a dork when he was alive.
Time-Space Courier
The celebrity Zhu Yuan is dead. I still hate her. She always made me feel as wretched and hidden as a rat scurrying across the street.
And yet, I found her third gift. It was a plain music box sitting in the hospital corridor.
I casually handed it to the child in the neighboring bed.
She was dying, too.
Whoops, I’m Richer Than You All
On the night of my birthday, my boyfriend said he had to work overtime.
But his childhood sweetheart just posted a selfie on her WeChat Moments, holding his arm, with the caption: “No matter when, my brother will drop everything to come find me, hehe.”
My eyes burned and I couldn’t help but comment:
“What the hell are you giggling about?”