Found Family
The Bone Demon in the Village
I am a Bone Demon, trapped for countless years within that cold, desolate graveyard.
No one can see me, and no one can hear me. I have spent centuries in solitary silence.
Until one midsummer, when the sun was shining just right.
A young girl came to sweep the graves, but she mistakenly offered her tributes to me.
I took a bite of a crisp peach and said, “Truly sweet.”
She froze for a moment, then covered her mouth and stifled a giggle.
“Next year, I’ll come again.”
True to her word, she returned year after year, bringing me crisp peaches every time.
Later, she died, and her remains were carelessly tossed into the graveyard.
Her five-year-old daughter, clutching the hand of a younger brother who had only just learned to walk, came to the graveyard day and night to wail for their mother.
I couldn’t stand the noise.
I possessed her body, crawled out from the straw mat, and clumsily gathered those two little brats into my arms.
“Keep crying, and Mother will eat you.”
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
The Most Ordinary Old Lady
On her seventieth birthday, Song Xiaotao found an unconscious young man in her vegetable patch. Judging by her years of experience cracking melon seeds and shooting the breeze at the village entrance, this fellow was clearly trouble. Yet, she brought him home anyway. Song Xiaotao had seen off her last living relative ten years ago. Even if he brought a calamity that wiped out her entire household, she was the only one left to go. When the young man came to and saw Song Xiaotao’s wizened face, his vision swam, and he nearly blacked out again. Heavenly Bodhisattva, why was his Love Tribulation partner an old woman?!
The Palace Maid and Her Little Princess
In my third year as a palace maid, I encountered a child.
Floating above her head were the words: Villainess Supporting Character.
I wondered to myself, just how wicked could a seven-year-old child be?
That was until I saw her shove a palace maid to the ground.
Beat the eunuchs. And ruthlessly berate the head governess.
Only then did I realize she was absolutely right to hit them.
I had been wanting to thrash those people for a long time myself.
This wasn’t some Villainess Supporting Character; this was my angel baby.
Later, she asked me, “Don’t you hate me?”
I replied, “Of course not. I like you as much as there are stars in the sky, grains of sand in the desert, and drops of water in the ocean.”
Blushing yet acting with her usual haughty pride, she tucked her hand into my palm.
“You will attend to me tonight.”
The Property Management Asked Us to Leave
Three months after I moved into Old River Bend, the old lady next door died. While I was helping clear out her belongings, I found a diary.
The first page read: “My daughter died three years ago. The person living next door to me is a ghost.”
But I knew there was something wrong with her daughter from the very first day, because I’m a ghost, too.
The Sect Must Not Fall Today
The Sect Cannot Disband Today I was toiling away in the Accounts Office until the hour of the rat when a crisp notification suddenly rang out overhead.
“Ding! Detecting the imminent and simultaneous start of ‘The Stand-in Junior Sister’s Bitter Love,’ ‘The Yandere Junior Sister’s Imprisonment,’ ‘The Amnesiac Junior Sister’s Wife-Chasing Anguish Arc,’ and ‘The Salted Fish Junior Sister’s Flat Life.’
If no intervention occurs, the Guiyuan Sect will suffer a total collapse of its reputation due to a series of Love-Struck Mind incidents in three hundred days.
Its assets will be liquidated, and it will officially go bankrupt.” I looked down at the bright red debt of 1.03 million High-grade Spirit Stones recorded in the ledger.
Closing the book, I seriously wondered for the first time if the Heavenly Dao was specifically out to get me.
The Shrine Finally Opens Today
On the very first day I hung up my sign offering a “Protection Charm for a Happy Marriage,” the handsome guy from next door came to make a wish: he wanted to be a normal person.
That night, he collapsed beneath the Torii of my home, drenched in blood that shimmered like liquid gold.
My small shrine, which hadn’t seen a single offering in three months, had suddenly picked up a deity on the verge of being reclaimed by the heavens.
The Tattooed Muscle Man Next Door
The year my parents died in an accident, I was a sophomore in high school.
My relatives had their eyes on the inheritance and compensation money they left behind, and they kept coming by to harass me.
Finally, I knocked on the door of my Tattooed Neighbor.
“Hey, are you in the underworld?”
Time-Space Courier
The celebrity Zhu Yuan is dead. I still hate her. She always made me feel as wretched and hidden as a rat scurrying across the street.
And yet, I found her third gift. It was a plain music box sitting in the hospital corridor.
I casually handed it to the child in the neighboring bed.
She was dying, too.
Today the Assassin Wants to Die Too
If you read a lot of historical romance novels, then I’m sure you’re familiar with this scene: An assassin draws his blade and lunges at the male lead.
At the critical moment, the female lead rushes forward and takes the stab for him.
She collapses into his arms, and he cries her name in panic…
When I transmigrated, this exact scene was unfolding.
You think I was the female lead? Nope.
And of course, I wasn’t the male lead either. I was the assassin.