Buddhism
I, the Disciple of the Joyous Sect, Decided to Switch My Strategy for a Different Immortal Master
Lately, it has become a popular trend in the Cultivation World for female disciples to seduce their male Masters.
My Master has repeatedly demanded that I swear an oath never to cross the Thunder Pool with him.
I looked at him, my face a giant question mark. “Master, we’re in the Hehuan Sect, aren’t we?”
Soul-Whip 3: Transporting the Buddha
A buddy of mine who drove long-haul trucks took a job delivering a Buddha Head.
The Buddha Head had clearly arrived safely, yet he came down with a fever that wouldn’t break and was plagued by nightmares.
By the time I heard the news and rushed to the hospital, he was already delirious from the fever.
His scalding-hot hand clamped tightly around mine.
“Brother Long, I… my Buddha Head was stolen. The Buddha Head is gone!”
“Dashun, the Buddha Head was delivered. It wasn’t lost.”
His wife and mother stood around him crying, but no matter what anyone said, he insisted that his Buddha Head had been lost.
A perfectly healthy man was down to his last breath.
I turned to Dashun’s boss and said, “Where is the Buddha Body? I’ll deliver it.”
The Bodhisattva’s Curtain
I was a female scripture teacher who recited sutras for the madam of the household.
Yet in the middle of the night, someone cornered me behind the incense-draped curtains and asked me who was better-looking: him or the Bodhisattva.
That night, I did not choose the Bodhisattva.
Unfortunately, after barely three months, he came to bid me farewell.
I thought he had simply grown tired of me, so I agreed without fuss.
From then on, he lived beneath the glow of red lanterns, lost in endless pleasure, while I returned alone to the ancient Buddha and my solitary lamp.
Who would have thought that later, when he learned I had been drowned in a pond… He went mad.
Snow and Bodhi
The day I died was the day my betrothed celebrated his wedding.
In a ruined temple on the outskirts of the city, blood poured from my eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. I lay collapsed over a prayer mat, weeping before the long-dust-covered statue of Guanyin.
In this life, this humble believer had never wronged Heaven or Earth. So why had I ended up betrayed and abandoned by everyone?
Guanyin did not answer. She only gazed down at me with compassion.
Outside the door came the hurried thunder of hooves. Someone, carrying the chill of the night on his shoulders, was walking toward me.
My eyes could no longer see. I could only turn uselessly in his direction and beg in a hoarse voice,
“Whoever you are, please… give me a proper burial. In my next life, I will repay you.”
Trembling, he gathered me into his arms. A single scalding tear fell onto the center of my brow.
On the night of the first snow, the cold was bitter.
The young granddaughter, cherished like a pearl in the palm of the Marquis of Loyalty and Valor, died in the wilderness at the age of sixteen.
Buddha Won’t Save Me
At a family gathering, my younger sister, holding my boyfriend’s arm, beamed as she announced they were getting married.
With a room full of guests, I, dressed in monastic robes, faced their gazes with a calm expression.
Amitabha, I am a monastic.
The story of Lin Wei, the eldest daughter of the Lin Family, being forced into monastic life by her family, had long been known to all.
Carrion for Crows
I was the legitimate daughter of an illustrious clan, mild by nature and untouched by worldly desire, and I should have become the sacred monk’s disciple at the imperial temple, spending my life before an ancient Buddha and a solitary lamp.
For the sake of prestige, however, my parents insisted on marrying me to the eldest son of a ducal household—a well-matched libertine notorious for his debauchery.
Before I left, the monk heaved a long sigh and gave me a fragment of the Buddha’s bone, warning me to wear it at all times and never let it leave my body.
After I entered the Zhu household, my husband first brought home a concubine, then took a proper wife, but I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised me for knowing my place.
When my husband molested a colleague’s female relative and the Censorate denounced him, I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised my sweet temper.
My sister-in-law kept control of the household accounts, claiming that someone as pure as I was should never sully herself with the stink of money.
My mother-in-law demanded that I wait upon her morning and night and handle every task myself, so that I might become a model noblewoman.
At an imperial banquet, the Grand Empress Dowager took a fancy to the Buddha’s bone at my breast and demanded it for herself.
My mother-in-law hurried to tear it from my neck and offered it up with both hands, fawning shamelessly.
At last, I smiled in deliverance.
Twenty years, you damned bald donkey—let us see how you plan to keep the evil inside me chained now.
The God We Worshiped
Every night, Chen Youlan’s grandmother kowtows backward before a red-draped Buddha, cursing the family whose prosperity was bought with her blood.
When Grandma dies smiling and Youlan is chosen to inherit the ritual, the old house begins exposing every bargain, every stolen life, and the true firstborn hidden behind the family’s lies.
To survive until dawn, Youlan must decide whether the weeping statue is a god, a demon, or merely the patient judge of a debt generations in the making.