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The Empress Is Pregnant
I am the Empress.
The Emperor wished to take my maid as a concubine, claiming that any child she bore would be recorded under my name.
Later, the imperial physician informed me that I had been pregnant for a month.
I said to the Emperor, “In consideration of your many years without an heir, I shall have this child recorded under your name.”
Don’t Look Out the Window!
Back when I drove heavy-duty trucks, I was often the one to lead the way down new, untested routes. In the industry, we call this “Chong Sha.”
Only after I had successfully passed through would other drivers dare to follow.
Afterward, I’d receive a fair share of red envelopes as a token of gratitude.
People always ask me, “Didn’t you ever see anything strange while you were doing a Chong Sha?” I thought about it for a moment. “Nothing much.
Just people constantly trying to flag down the truck in the middle of the night, scammers frequently collapsing in the center of the road to stage accidents, and the occasional cluster of identical villages appearing one after another along the highway…”
Once I Was a Pearl in Your Palm
The day I died of illness, the entire palace was shrouded in grief.
Only Emperor Yan Lang was not sad; he was merely a bit annoyed.
He was annoyed that half a month ago, because he wanted to invest my sister, Cui Mingshu, as Noble Consort, I had a massive argument with him and had yet to bow my head and admit my fault.
He was annoyed that the tactless officials from the Ministry of Rites were kneeling outside the hall, claiming they did not know how to determine the Empress’s posthumous title, write her biography, or arrange her burial in the imperial mausoleum.
Memorials piled up on his desk like snow on the eaves, as the hundred officials exhausted every flowery word to speculate on the Son of Heaven’s whims.
They suggested posthumous titles like ‘Virtuous,’ ‘Moral,’ ‘Gentle,’ and ‘Respectful,’ yet I was once the woman who, because someone had skimped on Yan Lang’s rations, chased that eunuch through three streets with a knife like a common shrew, cursing him the whole way.
They described my life as ‘noble and carefree,’ yet after his enthronement, he and I did nothing but argue or give each other the cold shoulder.
It seemed I was always crying-always weeping.
When it came to the matter of the imperial mausoleum, Yan Lang finally recalled a sliver of my merit.
Having been husband and wife, he was not stingy in granting me glory after death, graciously permitting me to sleep in the same tomb as him.
Before the vermilion ink of his approval for our joint burial could dry, Aunt Sun, the head maid of Jianjia Palace, was already kneeling respectfully outside the hall. She said the Empress had a final request she wished to be granted.
Yan Lang likely guessed what it was.
In all probability, she wanted to bow her head and admit her mistake, then ask for a grander posthumous title, an honorary rank, and for him to forbid Cui Mingshu from entering the palace.
“The Empress does not wish to be buried with you. “She said this life was too wretched; she never wants to see you again, neither in the blue vault of heaven nor the yellow springs of the underworld.”
Jade Conquest
Pei Ling’an said he wanted to break off our engagement again.
This time, it was because I refused to give the golden hairpin I had won for my poetry to my younger cousin.
“The Shen Family has fallen. No matter which daughter I choose to marry, Shen Tongzhi wouldn’t dare say a single word against it.”
He rested his chin on his hand, looking at me with a faint, mocking smile. “Break the engagement, or give the hairpin to Yuchi. Shen Yusu, the choice is yours.”
Everyone was waiting for me to bow my head.
Just as I had done countless times before.
But this time, I only tightened my grip on the golden hairpin and said softly,
“Then let’s break the engagement.”
The Second Male Lead Refuses Deep Affection
I transmigrated into the mistress of the Marquis’s Mansion, and my stepson was the devoted second male lead.
When he grew up, he would try to take the female lead by force and spend fortunes on her without blinking.
As for the male lead, he would sow discord, frame him, and set him up at every turn.
In the end, the male and female leads would join forces to defeat him.
He would flee into monastic life and never marry.
And the Marquis’s Mansion, implicated because of him, would be raided, stripped of its title, and tragically exiled.
After transmigrating, I looked at the tiny little thing in front of me, pretending to be obedient.
He wanted to grow gloomy and brooding? Absolutely not.
He was going to become sunny if it killed me. He wanted to squander money?
Absolutely not. I had to raise him into a stingy, family-minded model of virtue.
I was definitely going to protect the vast fortune of the Marquis’s Mansion.
Later, everyone said I threw money around like dirt and lived in arrogant, extravagant luxury.
My stepson refuted them.
“Nonsense. My mother is the most frugal, capable, virtuous, and dignified woman there is. She sponsored so many scholars with money she saved up herself. Could you do that?”
Someone said my methods were ruthless and that I acted like a man.
My stepson’s face turned cold.
“My mother is gentle, virtuous, and the very soul of benevolence. She clearly could have just robbed you outright, yet she still gave you a chance to compete fairly. You’re the one who was useless. Utter trash.”
Even his father couldn’t stand it anymore.
“Son, open your eyes and take a good look. Your mother is not the kind of person who lets herself be wronged.”
My stepson flew into a rage.
“Father, don’t force me to turn against you. You can say whatever you want about me, but you absolutely cannot say that about my mother.”
The Second Senior Sister Lays Low
My Eldest Senior Sister was a brilliant talent, yet she died young, a victim of schemes and conspiracies.
My Little Junior Sister was charming and lovely, yet she died after being possessed by a Demon Creature and suffering endless torment.
Then there was me-the plain, unremarkable Second Senior Sister of the Sect. I never drew any attention, but I lived long enough.
Eventually, I became the Sect Ancestor, taking on countless disciples. I finally passed away peacefully of old age, surrounded by the weeping of my many students and their successors.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to my youth.
At that time, Eldest Senior Sister was already the Prodigy everyone looked up to, and Little Junior Sister had just joined the Sect.
The two of them hadn’t yet become bitter rivals over a man; they were still sisters who loved and cared for one another.
Looking at the two of them in their prime, I made a firm resolution:
I still need to keep my head down. As long as I lay low and survive long enough, the Magical Artifacts and immortal elixirs will all be mine eventually.
However, this time around, both Eldest Senior Sister and Little Junior Sister took a liking to visiting my place.
Eldest Senior Sister once asked me with a heavy heart,
“Second Junior Sister, he always says that Little Junior Sister is better than me. I know it’s not her fault, but I still feel a spark of jealousy. Am I truly that terrible?”
I replied, “Eldest Senior Sister, one thought leads to divinity, another to the demonic. Has he caused a heart demon to take root in you?”
Eldest Senior Sister’s expression turned solemn, and she cupped her hands toward me in respect.
“Thank you, Junior Sister. I have learned much from your words.”
She turned around and immediately broke off her engagement with her Fiancé.
Little Junior Sister also came to me to complain, looking lost.
“The Senior Brothers have all given me so many things. Sometimes I really can’t use them all, but I’m afraid of offending people, so I rotate through them every day. It’s much better here with you, Senior Sister; it’s always so peaceful. But don’t you find it a bit lonely?”
I hummed in agreement and gave a gentle answer.
“I don’t like letting too many people into my life. I think things are perfect just as they are.”
Little Junior Sister dithered for a moment, her eyes shimmering with envy.
Later on, she started becoming someone not to be trifled with, systematically removing a great many people from her life.
Ironically, those people were the ones who refused to let go.
After My Husband Became a God
On our wedding day, my husband suddenly ascended to godhood.
Just like in my previous life, he offered me a mountain of heavenly treasures out of guilt.
Back then, I refused to take them, stubbornly insisting on following him.
Later, in the boundless, lonely Immortal Realm, I endured endless suffering.
It ended when the goddess who loved him tricked me into jumping off Reincarnation Cliff.
As my body perished and my soul flickered out, Xie Yunji didn’t even spare me a single glance.
When I opened my eyes again, my husband had become a god once more.
He still feared I would cling to him, his brow furrowed with impatience. “I carry a divine mandate; I cannot be tethered by the private feelings of one person.”
“You are a mortal. How could you possibly enter the Immortal Realm?” I stared at him for a long time before finally speaking.
“I’m not going to the Immortal Realm anymore. You can go.”
Guan Yin Face
When I returned from recuperating at the country estate, there was already a new young lady in the household.
My elder brother protected her like she was a precious pearl.
My little sister had been bullied by her until she fell gravely ill.
With a bleak, bitter smile, she said, “Sister, let’s just accept our fate. Either way, we can’t fight her.”
No sooner had she finished speaking than a pretty, charming girl came out on my brother’s arm, the pearl-studded uppers of her shoes gleaming brightly.
“So you’re Second Sister?”
How beautiful. If only the fabric weren’t from the love-token handkerchief I had embroidered for my fiancé.
Seeing this, my brother immediately took her side. He said to me, “Yaoyao is spoiled, but she means no harm. Rongshu, let her have her way.”
Then he turned back and chided her in feigned anger, “Don’t make trouble.”
The girl didn’t take it seriously at all. Instead, she stuck out her tongue.
“It’s just a handkerchief. Brother Jingwen said it only looks beautiful when worn on my feet. Sister wouldn’t be angry over this, would she? How petty.”
I was indeed petty. So I raised the knife and brought it down.
The tip of her tongue landed on her shoe.
Beyond the Palace Walls
That dog of an emperor ordered me to marry a young eunuch, and I didn’t even blink before agreeing.
Yet, on the night of the wedding, I was tied up and hauled into the emperor’s bedchamber before I even had the chance to remove my bridal veil.
The Last Moon
Everyone knows I am merely a stand-in for the Northern Liang Crown Prince’s true love.
To coax a smile from him, I would don his beloved’s favorite dancing silks and dance until my feet were raw with bloody blisters.
To shield him from harm, I would take an assassin’s blade without a second thought.
The Crown Prince once remarked, “In the bedchamber, she at least has some use.”
The people sneered at me: “How shameless, doing anything just to claw her way to the title of Crown Princess.”
I remained silent, as I always have.
Because-
The Crown Prince? He is a substitute, too.