2026
Master, You Have an Ill Omen on Your Face
How do you get a man to spend five million on you with a single sentence?
“Sir, your face bears an omen of disaster.” The man looked at me with utter disdain.
The next second, the Rolls-Royce he had parked by the roadside was hit by a van.
It exploded on the spot.
May Fourth Love Letters
Liu Xingzhi is dead.
His wife traveled all the way from Wuxi to Beiping to invite me to the funeral.
She did so because among his personal effects, there were dozens of letters, every single one of them addressed to me.
Yet, in the past ten years, I had only met him seven times.
May Spring Always Stay
In my tenth year as a beggar, I was so hungry I had wrapped myself around a tree and started gnawing on its bark when a young lord in brocade appeared and promised to take me to Chang’an to live in luxury.
Tears filled my eyes at once.
I knew this plot: he had to be some poor boy I once saved, now rich and powerful and eager to repay me.
I hurled myself at him and cried, “Husband!”
The young lord nearly did the splits trying to escape.
“Shut your mouth,” he shouted, “I’m your real brother!”
May the Crown Princess Live Forever
For three years after I entered the Eastern Palace as a concubine, I had never even seen the Crown Prince.
I took it in stride. After all, I was face-blind.
If I mistook someone else for the Crown Prince and committed a capital offense, I would rather have no favor at all.
But after so long without his favor, even my food, clothing, and daily expenses became a problem.
To live a little better, I simply found three lovers to support me.
Zhang San worked in the Imperial Kitchen and could always bring me plenty of delicious food.
Li Si guarded the Garment Bureau and often sent me beautiful clothes.
As for Wang Wu, he was a skilled craftsman in the workshops. Every time we met, he gave me some clever new toy.
Lately, though, all three of them seemed short on money.
So I began thinking that I should try to please the Crown Prince and ask for some rewards to help support them.
May You Be Blessed with Many Children
A transmigrated woman wanted my husband to love her—and only her—for the rest of their lives.
To prove his devotion, my husband swore never to set foot in my courtyard again.
Everyone thought I would be devastated.
Even the transmigrated woman mocked me for being old and faded, accusing me of standing in the way of their love.
I looked at the bright son and daughter beside me.
Then I smiled and thanked her.
“From this day on, may the two of you be blessed with a house full of children.”
She did not understand what I meant.
She said I was merely hiding my heartbreak.
Then, five years later— After giving birth to four children, she learned she was pregnant yet again.
That was when she finally panicked.
Meeting You in Another World
When I was six years old, I first discovered I could see things that didn’t belong to this world.
My grandfather passed away that year, and we moved into his home in the Grain Bureau Residential Compound.
A week after he died, I saw him at home again. He was leaning on a dragon-head cane, tottering toward the bathroom all by himself.
I followed him, only to find the bathroom completely empty.
I told my dad about it, and he slapped me hard across the face.
Grandma said I was seeing “unclean things.”
But later, I realized I could see more than just the dead; I could see the living, too.
For instance, Aunt Chen from the compound had been away on a business trip to Beijing for several days. Yet one afternoon, I ran into her in the stairwell-just a fleeting glimpse.
I ran off to tell the adults who were outside enjoying the cool air. As a result, when Aunt Chen finally did come home, she and her husband had a massive row.
Mengyu
Mengyu was the last daughter of the Gu Family still waiting to be wed. Her two older sisters had both married poorly.
One had been wed to a scion of a prominent family who was riddled with venereal disease.
The other had married a rising star from a humble background who favored his concubines and mistreated his wife.
When it was finally her turn, the prospects were even worse.
She was bound by a betrothal made back when the Gu Family had yet to find success-a childhood engagement to a poor scholar.
With a fierce mother-in-law, a spiteful sister-in-law, and a spineless husband awaiting her, even Mengyu’s parents felt too ashamed to ask her to go through with it.
Yet, Mengyu spoke with gentle composure. “There is no need for you to be troubled, Mother, Father. From what I can see, all men in this world are the same. What difference does it make who I marry?”
Mew Mew and Him
I am the deadweight sister of the Number One Sword Cultivator of the Heartless Path.
He is a once-in-a-millennium cultivation genius, while I have never possessed a spiritual root.
Whenever I encountered danger, I would do nothing but cry out for my brother to save me.
My brother would always arrive instantly.
He would wipe away my tears with one hand while slaying every demon and monster with the other.
I thought he would always spoil me like this. Until I found myself in peril once more.
No matter how much I screamed, my brother didn’t appear.
The provoked Ghost Fiend had already coldly gripped my throat.
Yet, all I could see was a swarm of bullet-chat comments mocking me: [The male lead is staying away on purpose. He wants this drama-queen sister to suffer a bit so she finally learns her lesson.]
[She knows she’s weak but keeps running around recklessly. If she doesn’t die, who will?]
[She really messed with the wrong person this time. The villainous Ghost King has a violent temper and hates weak, useless girls who do nothing but cry.]
[And it’s because she barged in so rashly that the female lead found an opening to break through the formation and escape.]
[The villain lost his beloved female lead again. He’s gone mad with rage and is going to swallow the supporting female lead whole…] I was so terrified that I didn’t dare shed another tear.
But then, I suddenly heard the Ghost King’s complaining inner thoughts: {Am I ugly? Why does nobody like me?} {Everyone who doesn’t like me deserves to die-}
Seeing the youth’s eyes grow increasingly crimson, I spoke up in a panic: “-I like you!” “I… I only came here to confess my feelings to you.” “Please be with me, Senior!” He froze.
Ming Tang
After my elder sister passed away, I entered the palace and became the new empress.
The emperor asked me to choose one of the princes to raise as my own.
The moment my fingers brushed against the two princes, I saw two chaotic glimpses of the future.
If I chose the Third Prince, he would one day ascend the throne, slaughter my entire family, and stab me to death.
If I chose the Ninth Prince, then after he became emperor, he would have me fake my death and confine me within the palace, turning me into a reviled temptress spat on by all.
I fell silent for a moment, then raised my hand and pointed at the little princess peeking in from behind the doorframe.
“Your Majesty, I believe I share a greater affinity with the Thirteenth Princess.”
Miss Protagonist, Please Don’t Jump
I transmigrated into a tragic romance world trapped in an endless cycle and became the city spirit of the Liang Kingdom.
Again and again, the heroine, Bai Ruohuan, leapt from the city wall.
Again and again, the emperor, Liang Qingci, marched toward the ruin of his nation.
At first, I only wanted to sit back and watch the spectacle unfold, but I was forced onto the stage to change their fate.
Alongside that cold-hearted, impassive emperor, I fought to survive through countless cycles, until at last I glimpsed the truth hidden behind Heaven’s Love Calamity.