Shoujo
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
Princess’s Journey: Starlight Fills the Milky Way
My concubine-born younger sister has experienced Rebirth twice.
In her first life, she chose the Sixth Prince, but it was the Ninth Prince who eventually ascended the throne.
In her second life, she chose the Ninth Prince, but it was the Sixth Prince who eventually ascended the throne.
In this third life, she wants to destroy whoever I choose.
I didn’t choose the Sixth Prince, nor did I choose the Ninth Prince.
Instead, I chose the physically disabled First Prince. She was dumbfounded.
Later, I ascended the throne as Emperor, and my sister became a prisoner.
She raved in madness, saying it was impossible-that only the Sixth Prince or the Ninth Prince could ever be Emperor.
I couldn’t help but laugh. She will likely never understand that it doesn’t matter who the Emperor is.
What matters is that whoever I choose becomes the Emperor.
In the previous two lives, I chose the Sixth Prince and the Ninth Prince. But in this life, I chose myself.
Canary and Dog
My fiancé was keeping a little canary.
I told him to bring her over so I could take a look.
Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too.
On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage.
I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!”
He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”
Shoujo Manga Syndrome
After the college entrance exams ended, students leaving the test site were interviewed and asked how they felt in that moment.
A handsome boy with eyes like stars and moonlight looked into the camera and said calmly, “I only hope to realize my dreams.”
A moment later, he added in a low voice, “And meet the rainbow in my heart.”
The camera cut to a girl with dimples and a smile as bright as a blooming flower. A rainbow hair clip pinned in her hair caught the light in tiny, glittering sparks.
She stuck out her tongue playfully. “Oh no, I think I might not get into Q University! If I end up having to repeat the year, Pei Zhiyu, you have to wait for me!”
Pei Zhiyu was the person I liked.
But I was not that beautiful girl.
When that interview aired, I was hiding at home, sobbing my heart out because I had bombed the college entrance exams.
It looked like my life and my first love were both about to be completely over.