Shoujo
The Professor Is Too Gentle
On the night I married Lu Boya, my buddies warned me, “Professor Lu is a refined scholar with a delicate constitution. You’d better be gentle with him!”
I gave them a ferocious grin. “Gentle? Not happening. This lady has plenty of strength-and plenty of tricks!”
The next day, my voice was hoarse and my eyes were swollen as I shouted at Lu Boya, who stood there in a crisp suit and gold-rimmed glasses.
“Liar!”
Refined scholar? Delicate constitution? All lies!
I Am the Female Lead of a Vindictive Ancient Story
My fiancé returned from the front, and with him he brought a woman.
She wore a long crimson robe, a curved saber fastened at her waist. She rode in through the city gates on horseback, bold and dazzling, like the wild azaleas that set the mountains ablaze in spring.
“So this is the kind of girl Ning Zhen likes.” She folded her arms and looked me over, one brow lifting. There was no telling from her tone whether she was pleased or displeased.
Ning Zhen only glanced at her helplessly. “A childhood promise can hardly be taken seriously.”
What a fine thing to say-a childhood promise could hardly be taken seriously.
I had waited three years for him, only to be given those words.
Shoujo Manga Syndrome
After the college entrance exams ended, students leaving the test site were interviewed and asked how they felt in that moment.
A handsome boy with eyes like stars and moonlight looked into the camera and said calmly, “I only hope to realize my dreams.”
A moment later, he added in a low voice, “And meet the rainbow in my heart.”
The camera cut to a girl with dimples and a smile as bright as a blooming flower. A rainbow hair clip pinned in her hair caught the light in tiny, glittering sparks.
She stuck out her tongue playfully. “Oh no, I think I might not get into Q University! If I end up having to repeat the year, Pei Zhiyu, you have to wait for me!”
Pei Zhiyu was the person I liked.
But I was not that beautiful girl.
When that interview aired, I was hiding at home, sobbing my heart out because I had bombed the college entrance exams.
It looked like my life and my first love were both about to be completely over.
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.