On the day Song Cheng and I got married, his ex-girlfriend showed up in a wedding dress to steal him away.
“Song Cheng, I’m only going to be this brave once in my life. Are you coming with me or not?”
I looked at the panic all over Song Cheng’s face and was just about to marvel that this kind of ridiculous soap-opera scene was actually happening to me.
Then Song Cheng grabbed the emcee’s microphone and shouted, “Who the hell are you? Did you wander onto the wrong set?
“Mess with my wedding again, and I’ll punch your left eye into your right socket.”