Cute Story
After Zombies Arrived, My First Meme Sticker Saved My Life
At exactly midnight, there was a sudden knock on the dormitory door.
I thought it was just the dorm warden doing rounds, but then a cold, mechanical voice rang out in my ear- [Ding-The Zombie invasion has begun. Your first WeChat meme sticker is now your life-saving artifact.]
My three roommates were: an Avatar, Briar, and an Armor Hero.
Trembling, I tapped on my phone… My first meme sticker was my ex-boyfriend’s grinning face.
My Oblivious Boyfriend Is Green-Tea-Proof
My boyfriend’s manipulative junior had tried to steal him away from me one too many times. Finally, I reached my breaking point and gave him a piece of advice.
My boyfriend replied, “Got it.” The next day. The junior said, “Good morning, Senior! What a coincidence, seeing you here again.”
My boyfriend replied, “Good morning. I’m gay.” The junior: “?”
After Hailing a Maybach
During my first year of graduate school, I hailed a ride and ended up in a Maybach.
That was when I met a man.
And from that moment on, the trajectory of my life was changed forever.
