Cute Story
My Friends Fight for Custody of Me After Breaking Up
There’s something worse than being the third wheel when two of your friends start dating.
It’s when they break up. And then fight over custody of me.
After Zombies Arrived, My First Meme Sticker Saved My Life
At exactly midnight, there was a sudden knock on the dormitory door.
I thought it was just the dorm warden doing rounds, but then a cold, mechanical voice rang out in my ear- [Ding-The Zombie invasion has begun. Your first WeChat meme sticker is now your life-saving artifact.]
My three roommates were: an Avatar, Briar, and an Armor Hero.
Trembling, I tapped on my phone… My first meme sticker was my ex-boyfriend’s grinning face.
My Oblivious Boyfriend Is Green-Tea-Proof
My boyfriend’s manipulative junior had tried to steal him away from me one too many times. Finally, I reached my breaking point and gave him a piece of advice.
My boyfriend replied, “Got it.” The next day. The junior said, “Good morning, Senior! What a coincidence, seeing you here again.”
My boyfriend replied, “Good morning. I’m gay.” The junior: “?”
After Hailing a Maybach
During my first year of graduate school, I hailed a ride and ended up in a Maybach.
That was when I met a man.
And from that moment on, the trajectory of my life was changed forever.
