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Rule Horror: I Broke the Horror World
Rule-based horror descended upon Blue Star, and each country had one Chosen One selected to enter the Horror World and fight for survival.
If a contestant died, their country’s national fortune declined and disaster struck.
If they successfully cleared the scenario, the country’s national fortune rose and the entire population received rewards.
Su Chen happened to be selected and entered the terrifying zoo horror scenario.
1. If the elephants you see look different from what you know elephants to be, do not panic. Open your eyes wide and tell yourself that seeing is believing.
2. This zoo has an Aquarium. If a staff member offers to sell you an Aquarium ticket, accept. There is a backup exit there.
3. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the zoo’s safety measures. No animal could possibly escape, and small herbivores in particular are kept in sealed enclosures where they cannot be touched. Therefore, if you see a rabbit running loose, pet it and carry it to a staff member. Rabbits can comfort you…
Just then, Su Chen awakened the Horror Rule Analysis System. As long as he deciphered the rules of the Horror World, he could earn rewards.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have received the Death Rollback reward!]
From that moment on, the entire Horror World took a turn for the bizarre.
Su Chen: What do I do now that I’ve turned the zoo into a vacation resort? Urgent, waiting online!
The Mountain Trail, Mental Hospital, and School Horror Scenarios: Stay away from us!
Longguo: Su Chen is truly a blessing to Longguo!
Ugly Nation + Kimchi Nation + Sakura Nation: I’d like to report someone for cheating, but I have no proof!
Beyond the Springtime Dream
The third time my parents came to order me to pay my brother’s gambling debts, I tossed a dagger onto the ground.
“Fine.
One finger for a thousand taels.”
As they had so many times before, they cursed and lunged to beat me.
A guard caught them by the backs of their necks and pinned them to the ground.
I raised an eyebrow.
The guard kindly taught them to kowtow.
“Repeat after me—We greet Her Highness, the noble consort.”
Lou Xiao
The first time criminal investigator Lou Xiao met Qiao Xia was at a wedding that had descended into total chaos. Years later, the two reunited on a blind date. From testing each other and misunderstanding each other to slowly drawing closer, one clumsy but sincere, the other clearheaded and independent, they learned, little by little, amid entanglements with people from the past, the pressure of work, and sudden danger, to put their love into words and to make room for each other in their future.
A Stream in My Dreams
Before ascending to immortality, my cultivation partner worried I would never let him go.
So he put a spell on me to erase my memories.
What he hadn’t expected was that I would fall for every man I met.
He hadn’t even ascended yet, and I’d already fallen madly in love three times.
At last, he couldn’t stand it anymore and appeared before me.
He thought I would fall in love with him at first sight, abandon everyone else, and lose myself hopelessly in him.
But I only looked at this vaguely familiar man.
Then, torn, I asked, “If you really like me that much, would you mind being my second husband?”
My ex completely lost his mind.
Bad Dog
The first time I met Li Shuyu…
He had black hair, black clothes, and black-rimmed glasses.
He looked ascetic and buttoned-up.
Only after spending some time with him did I realize just how wrong I had been.
This seemingly aloof man would take off his glasses at night,
put in his lip stud and tongue stud, and say thickly,
“Don’t tremble, jiejie.”
The Princess Who Came for Revenge
The year I turned fifteen, I buried my foster mother and entered the imperial palace.
I became a princess.
They said the late empress had cut me from her womb before setting herself on fire.
That I looked exactly like her.
How could I not?
Fifteen years of going hungry at every meal and swallowing medicine every day had seen to that.
At least all that effort had paid off.
I had finally wormed my way into the palace!
Custom Realities: No Backing Out
“I want a world where bride price is a crime.
Let’s see how those precious little princesses get something for nothing then!
Hahaha!”
The first lucky winner thrust his arms into the air to a round of applause.
But when the preview of his new world ended, he cried and screamed that he didn’t want to go.
I sat in the audience, cracking sunflower seeds as I watched the show.
“Serves him right.”
I didn’t notice the frown on my husband’s face beside me.
And I could never have imagined that, an hour later, he would stand on that stage and calmly announce: “I want a world where a man can have more than one wife.”
I Saved My Parents’ Love with Bullet Comments
I’m the daughter of the heroine in an angsty novel.
When I was four, I finally understood those strange bullet comments:
[The heroine is still desperately staying up late, working to make money and support her daughter. She has no idea she already has cancer. If this drags on, her child is going to lose her mother!]
[If either the male lead or the female lead had just spoken up, there wouldn’t have been a “running away while pregnant” plot at all.]
[Their daughter is the real pitiful one. Her mother dies when she’s only six. The male lead never even learns the heroine died after giving birth to his daughter, and he spends the rest of his life alone.]
[And the most miserable one is our Xiao Bao. She obviously has a rich dad, yet she still gets sent to the orphanage…]
Mom was going to die?
I stared at my gentle, beautiful mother in shock. No way!
They may not speak up, but I do!
On a warm afternoon, outside an office building, I spotted a man in a sharp suit and threw my arms around his leg.
“Dad, send money! I need to save Mom!”
An Open Secret
When we were kids, I told my childhood friend, “I like your best friend, but don’t tell him.”
Then came his best friend’s wedding.
I grabbed my childhood friend by the throat. “Wow, you really can keep a secret.”
He let out a cold scoff. “Say you like him one more time, and I’ll beat your ass.”
Found Fox Tail on Husband After Marriage
Qiao Ying had transmigrated into a book. Unfortunately, kidnappers had injured her head, leaving her with amnesia.
In a dark, damp dungeon, she met a young man.
He wore robes of blue-green, his white hair as pure as snow. His face was exquisitely beautiful, but a white silk blindfold covered his eyes. Though he was disabled, he was the most optimistic person she had ever met, always smiling.
That day, the amnesiac Qiao Ying escaped the dungeon with the harmless-looking young man in tow.
The young man was a good person.
Because he was afraid of blood, even amid mountains of corpses and seas of gore, not a speck of dust stained his robes.
Because he was timid, whenever others fought, he only dared to hide far away, only for everyone to die in a poisonous mist the next moment.
Because he was kind, he offered medicine to enemies suffering in agony. Sadly, they failed to endure it and died with blood pouring from all seven orifices.
And so, she decided to marry such a good person.
Later, righteous cultivators came charging in with swords drawn, shouting that he was a monster.
That night, corpses littered the ground.
At last, she remembered the plot.
This was a bizarre, fantastical world crawling with eerie horrors.
There was a great villain who lacked the emotions of an ordinary person. He brought calamity to the world and stirred up countless conflicts, until in the end, the male and female leads sacrificed their lives to seal him away.
Amid the storm of blood and violence, the young man looked back at her.
His blue eyes were deep and uncanny. Blood spattered his face, making him look like an Asura descended upon the mortal realm. Behind him, nine fox tails unfurled with wanton grace, bewitching and breathtakingly vivid.
Qiao Ying went deathly pale with fright.
But he only smiled softly. “If you’re scared and want to run, it’s too late-”
Before he could finish, Qiao Ying ran, but straight into his arms. She wiped the blood from his face and said, “You scared me! I thought you were hurt!”
The young man blinked, patted her head, then poked her cheek. “Are you stupid?”
A Blaze of Vengeance
Shen Zhuozhuo is the hidden second beauty of a merchant family. After a depraved young marquis abducts and brutalizes her elder sister, then wipes out the Shen household for daring to demand justice, Zhuozhuo survives with one purpose: revenge. Assuming the identity of a scholar’s dead sister, she enters the imperial palace and draws the emperor close, turning her beauty, patience, and even her own body into weapons. To destroy the Marquis of Cheng’en and the Empress Dowager who shields him, she baits each enemy into a trap more dangerous than the last. But when calculated affection meets the emperor’s unexpected sincerity, Zhuozhuo must decide whether vengeance has left any room for a future.
The Cry of Moss
Mother ascended to heaven.
She left me two things: an old yellow dog and a manual for cultivating immortality.
Oh, and one promise.
“Whenever someone beats you, shout your mother’s name three times, and I will come save you.”
I never shouted.
Father had seldom used his fists lately; he had heard that girls in our area had suddenly become valuable, and a wounded one would fetch a poor price.
Junning
Not long after I married the crown prince, he was deposed.
We spent ten years imprisoned together in a derelict garden.
I tilled the soil and planted vegetables, doing everything I could to stay alive.
Half out of his mind, he kicked my vegetables to pieces, muttering, “Thank goodness it isn’t Qianyi locked up in here.”
Qianyi was the cousin who had come to live with my family.
She was now Prince Cheng’s consort.
I had never known the deposed crown prince had feelings for her.
His ravings made a mockery of the ten years I had spent at his side.
Later, Prince Cheng ascended the throne and issued two decrees.
One sentenced the deposed crown prince to death by poisoned wine.
The other sent me to cultivate the Way in a Taoist temple.
I became Master Taihui of Purple Cloud Temple.
Less than two years later, I became the new emperor’s Consort Yu.
People sneered at my wiles, saying I had bewitched the emperor so thoroughly that he neglected even his lawful wife.
My cousin demanded bitterly to know why I had stolen her husband, why I had not followed the deposed crown prince to the grave.
The new emperor hated me too.
He hated me because, years before, I had seen him wounded and left him there to attend the consort selection.
His grave injuries had failed to heal.
He had lost his chance and spent years scheming before he finally won the throne.
Yet later, when a deadly poison left me confined to my sickbed, he cast aside his entire harem and used blood drawn from his own heart to save me.
As I lay dying, he held me and wept in anguish.
“As long as you live, I’ll agree to anything.”
“I’ll make you empress.”
“I’ll let your parents come back to the capital.”
“Your brother, your sister-in-law, your nephew—all of them.”
“Only live.”
Tears blurred my sight.
I did not even have the strength to cry.
Too late.
Why couldn’t he have granted my wish sooner?
Why had he made my whole life so miserable?
Then I was given another life.
Mother told me joyfully that the empress had specifically summoned me to the consort-selection banquet.
I looked at my cousin, who could hardly contain her eagerness, then lowered my eyes and said softly, “I don’t want to go.”
Infinite Flow: Becoming a Favorite in the Horror World
[Double Male Leads + Infinite Flow + Thriller Game Live Stream + Suspense]
“Any wish you have, the Necromancer Game can fulfill. Please choose Yes/No to join the game.”
Lu Li reattached his severed right hand, wiped the blood from his face, and entered the Necromancer Game.
Here, countless Live Stream Rooms exist, with thousands of Players fighting fiercely, all for more Points and a chance to squeeze into the Live Stream Ranking.
Then, one day-
They looked up and saw multiple pinned, glittering reward messages:
“Player Lu Li’s Live Stream Room received Carnival ×5200 from the Underworld King.”
“Player Lu Li’s Live Stream Room received Crystal Castle ×888 from the Evil God.”
“Evil God has activated Second-Class Earl Guardian in Player Lu Li’s Live Stream Room.”
“Evil God renewed Black Diamond Member for 1888 days in Player Lu Li’s Live Stream Room.”
They were stunned. Who is Lu Li?
Player in the same Instance 1: Same card draw, but he drew Underworld King at the start! And the first reward message, you censored the name for nothing!
Player in the same Instance 2: Heh, thanks for the invite, just finished the Instance. Met Lu Li-aside from luck and that face, he’s got nothing!
Informed Player 1: What do you know! Scarier than the game itself is a living person who simply cannot die!
Informed Player 2: Risking being banned by the Underworld King, selling Lu Li half-body posters in the front row, you know what to do!
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Later, they learned that when Lu Li left his original world, that world sounded a level-one alert all night long.
Because here, they lost their strongest War Weapon.
A terrifying Experimental Subject with maxed-out stats.
The Failing Student’s Comeback
After my boyfriend dumped me, he planned to go to Tsinghua University with the beautiful top student and live happily ever after.
But when the National College Entrance Examination ended, I was the only student from our school admitted to Tsinghua, and I took the stage as the student representative.
The two of them could only watch from below.
The General’s Wife Is Done Trying
My husband brought home his “true love” and insisted on taking her as a concubine.
Tears of emotion filled my eyes as I clasped his true love’s hand and refused to let go.
“How could I possibly let you settle for being a concubine?
You can have my place as his lawful wife!
“Why don’t we make it a one-stop affair today—divorce for me, wedding for you!”
There was no time to waste.
The imperial decree ordering the confiscation of the family estate was already on its way!
I Accidentally Joined a Horror Group Chat and Became an Insider
[Infinite scenarios + mild horror + lighthearted + special advantage + no fixed romantic pairing + scenarios + wish fulfillment]
Lin Yinxi has been killed by monsters ninety-nine times in a women’s dormitory.
The hundredth time she opens her eyes, her phone vibrates before she can even try to escape.
Someone with a rabbit profile picture adds her to a strange group chat.
[Women’s Dorm Building 1 Flayer Work Assignments]
Every member is a monster that has hunted her down in the dormitory before.
[Rabbit Keeper: The socially anxious Organizer is working on the fifth floor. Other staff, please do not disturb her.]
[Flayer 003: Szzzz… New colleague, remember to claim your starter pack…]
[Prop Maker: Time for some pics!]
Only then does Lin Yinxi realize that every move those human-hunting monsters make is visible in the group.
And she has been mistaken for a humanoid entity and brought into the group to work.
So Lin Yinxi joins more and more entity group chats. She lurks to steal intelligence and uses stickers to chat with the entities and maintain her disguise.
One tiny slip, and she’s dead.
As the conversations go on, Lin Yinxi discovers that the groups she enters are increasingly high-level. Little by little, she draws closer to the entities’ management.
Entity: We’ve been chatting for so long. Want to meet offline?
Lin Yinxi: Taking a break from the internet. Do not disturb. Thanks.
A second later.
Her phone vibrates again.
[Stop pretending.]
[I’m right behind you.]
P.S. The scenarios combine puzzle solving, battle royales, death games, rules-based horror, urban legends, role-playing, eerie cultivation, containment-center-style settings, and more. There are a lot of elements.
A Wedding Mix-Up
My sister-in-law and the youngest daughter of General Zhao were carried to the wrong bridal sedans.
By the time everyone realized it and wanted to switch them back, the woman who should have been my sister-in-law had already completed the wedding night elsewhere.
And just like that, my rough-and-tumble brother somehow ended up with a refined young lady from a noble household as his wife.
But later, when I saw him in the courtyard using a broadsword to cut a thread for her, I suddenly felt the two of them were actually a perfect match.
After Divorce, My Cheating Ex Begged Me Back Every Night
In the third year of my secret marriage to a top celebrity, I visited him on set and found his assistant hand-washing his underwear.
He was playing video games.
When I tried to fold his clothes, his assistant shoved me aside. “Let me handle his clothes, sis. You don’t know how he likes them. He can’t get by without me.”
The suds on her hands splashed across my brand-new Chanel.
My celebrity husband explained from the sidelines, “Li always does it. Just let her.”
All at once, I said, “Let’s get a divorce.”
He froze.
His assistant had to fight harder to suppress her grin than the recoil on an AK.
I had no choice.
I was pregnant, and this four-person marriage was getting rather crowded.
A Fleeting Grace in the Mortal World
Born into wealth but sold into a brothel by her opium-addicted father, Zhao Xiaochan remakes herself as Tang Xiaowan and refuses to let a violent age decide her worth.
Beside a rough warlord and later a principled reporter, she survives betrayal, occupation, and impossible love while risking everything to shelter other women from the same fate.
Across decades of war and upheaval, the jade cicada at her throat becomes the last witness to a life lived fiercely, proudly, and on her own terms.
The Imperial Consort
I have a secret.
From the moment I was born, I carried memories of my previous life.
I buried that secret deep in my heart and never dared reveal the slightest trace of it.
Until the year I entered the palace as a maid.
The other maids warned me never to provoke Shen Ruyun, Imperial Consort Shen.
They said she was a vicious, ruthless woman, and that countless eunuchs and palace maids had died by her hand.
I did not believe it.
Because I had once seen Shen Ruyun’s portrait.
And I recognized her.
She was my daughter from my previous life.
When I died, she was only ten years old.
I wanted to understand why that sweet, sensible child had become such a wicked ghost now…
Ah Zhi, Ah Zhi
At twenty-five, the eldest son of the Cui family lived a life of such restraint and purity that he still had no intention of taking a wife.
Madam Cui could wait no longer.
With tears, tantrums, and threats to hang herself, she forced Cui Lanzhang to choose a bride.
At his wits’ end, Cui Lanzhang pointed at me at random.
And just like that, I landed myself one very eligible catch.
Later, I asked Cui Lanzhang why he had chosen me.
After thinking for a moment, he said, “That day, when you saw me, your cheeks were flushed and your eyes were hazy.
I assumed you must have liked me.”
I spent the entire night debating whether to tell him the truth.
My cheeks had been red because I had put on too much rouge, and my eyes had been hazy because I had stayed up reading storybooks the night before and was exhausted the next day.
The Wild Goose Flies South
I was a condemned slave, due to be beheaded in the autumn.
To buy myself a little more time, I decided to get pregnant.
I set my sights on the cold, aloof jailer.
With my slender waist and full hips, I tried every trick I knew to seduce him.
At first he scorned me.
Once he’d had a taste, he came back night after night, unwilling to let me go.
The day a physician confirmed my pregnancy, a curtained sedan chair was carried into the dungeon.
As they helped me inside, I still had no idea what was happening.
“What is this for?”
The warden beamed at me.
“Miss Liu, you’re carrying His Grace’s child.
They’ve come to take you home to a life of comfort.”
The Bet Between Me and God
After I died, my boyfriend’s grief moved God.
God gave me a chance to be reborn, sending me back to my boyfriend in a stranger’s face.
If he fell in love with me again, I could come back to life.
But when I returned to him, he already had a new girlfriend.
Xiangzhi
When my mother married Wang the Mute, she was already carrying me.
Everyone in the neighborhood had advice for him.
Some told him to get rid of the bastard with a strong dose of medicine.
Others told him to write a divorce letter and throw my mother out.
Wang only smiled, turned around, and sent for the best midwife for miles.
Then I was born.
A Second Chance at Marriage
When my elder sister tossed her embroidered ball to choose a husband, it split in two.
The heir to the Marquis of Yongning and young General Xie each caught half.
Neither would give way.
They even came to blows, setting the whole city talking.
In the end, my sister had no choice but to push me forward.
“My little sister is beautiful and gentle, and bears a strong resemblance to me.”
“General Xie, marry her and think of me when you look at her.
Please, don’t make this harder for me.”
In my last life, Xie Chenzhou had married me unwillingly.
He despised me and never so much as touched me.
I gave as good as I got, with cold, mocking words.
“My sister simply didn’t want you.
Stop flattering yourself.”
“She’s already showing, and you still haven’t let her go.”
And so we spent our whole lives bickering, loathing the sight of each other.
Now I had another life.
And I was back on the day my sister tossed her ball to choose a husband.
Made for Happiness
My beautiful, wealthy roommate and Beijing’s golden boy had a love life that was one long melodrama.
To make him jealous, she crooked a finger and stole the childhood friend I’d known for over ten years.
The golden boy came to find me.
“I’ll give you a hundred.
Get that mediocre childhood friend of yours away from her.”
Every novel I’d read about bringing an arrogant man to heel flashed through my mind.
I flicked my hair in what I hoped was a seductive gesture and said, “Give me two hundred.
Then pretend to be my dog and drive her crazy.”
“I guarantee she’ll never dare bring up breaking up with you again.”
He looked stunned.
“Two hundred?
Are you robbing me?”
I was stunned too.
“You can’t spare two hundred yuan?”
Suddenly, he went quiet.
This Life Is Mine
I had been able to see the floating comments since I was very small.
They told me I would spend seven bitter years beside a fallen prince, only to be cast aside when he became emperor.
He would regret it when I was dying, turn back time, and treasure me in another life.
The comments told me to hold on.
But if happiness was certain, why couldn’t I have it in this life?
When the Fifth Prince fell from favor, I was the first maid to pay for a transfer.
The comments went wild.
Without me, how was their story supposed to continue?
Ballad of the Drawn Sword
I fell for the beautiful, powerful, tragic second male lead.
For his sake, I shattered my spirit meridians and lost every trace of my cultivation.
Yet when the heroine burst into our wedding hall, he still abandoned me for her.
I called after him, “Xie Qingxing, take one step beyond that door, and I’m done with you.”
He merely held the girl in his arms and showed me the cool, aloof line of his profile.
“She needs me. How can I stand by and do nothing?”
But he had forgotten that Meng Zhiyuan was not the only person who needed him.
My spirit meridians were completely severed, and without pure-yang spiritual energy to sustain them, they would wither within half a month and take my life with them.
But that was all right.
Xie Qingxing was hardly the only cultivator in the world who practiced the Formless Sword.
A Lamp in the Dark
My mother was a farm girl who couldn’t read a single character, yet she still supported my father all the way until he passed the provincial examination.
On the day my father married the Prime Minister’s legitimate daughter, my mother obediently became his equal wife.
My father thought my mother loved him, which made her easy to control.
My father’s principal wife thought my mother, born and raised in the countryside, could never be a match for her.
And so, beneath their contempt, my mother played the fool while hiding her claws, raising me into someone whose worth was beyond measure.
Bone Weighing
Fu Qiu had always accepted her lot in life.
When she was a child, a blind man read her fortune through bone-weighing and said her bones were light, her fate was lowly, and that in this life she could only sell her body.
As it happened, her family was going through hard times, so her father simply sold her to a brothel.
When she was still young and first put on display, the madam said that although she was beautiful, her face carried a pitiful, sorrowful look, and the customers she attracted would never be decent men.
Sure enough, every few days, she suffered another bout of abuse.
By middle age, her looks had withered, and she married a merchant. The neighbors said her thin lips and fox-like eyes meant she would never be the faithful sort.
Before long, rumors were flying everywhere. The merchant could not bear it, and on a rainy night, he drove her out of the house.
Even so, she never hated anyone. She only hated that her own fate was so poor.
As she lay on the verge of death, the Old Blind Man happened to pass by drunk, bragging to the crowd.
“Twenty years ago, I saw a little girl in another town. She was so young, but she already had the looks to topple a kingdom.
“So I pretended to be blind, did a bone-weighing for her, and told her she had a lowly fate-that in this life, she could only become a whore.
“And guess what? Her whole family believed me!”
The Maid Ah Yu
To scrape together the money for my younger brother’s treatment, my father sold me to Yihong Tower.
On the eve of the day I was going to be forced to receive clients, Miss Zhao bought me.
Miss Zhao is my benefactor.
If she tells me to stab someone, I immediately sharpen the knife first.
If she tells me to set a fire, I ask her whether ten barrels of lamp oil will be enough.
If she tells me to go on a matchmaking date in her place…
Huh??
My eyes went as wide as bronze bells, and I asked Miss Zhao in horror, “What if Young Master Pei takes a liking to me?”
Pretending to Be a Love Brain
In the dead of night, only after I let out a satisfied sigh did Wei Che gently roll off me.
He had been putting in so much effort lately that I figured he was probably about to leave me.
With a faint sigh, I turned over and went to sleep.
After all, everyone knew it.
I was the most useless kind of lovesick fool.
When the sky wanted to rain and a man wanted to leave, what could I possibly do about it?
Beg him bitterly? Threaten suicide and make a scene?
That was what a real lovesick fool would do.
But I was a fake.
A long time ago, I had already understood one simple truth-
Everyone despised a lovesick fool.
Pretending to be one, however, was the advanced strategy.
Raising a Husband
On the day the Xiao Family ran into disaster, the servants all scrambled to grab whatever valuables they could find. Unable to outfight them, I could only take away the nine-year-old Second Young Master, who still couldn’t speak.
Later, after the storm had passed, he asked me if I would be his concubine.
The Ox-Horse Survival Guide of a Transmigrated Concubine
I transmigrated and became an ancient beast of burden, with signs that I might be headed toward the life of a chicken or duck next.
My major didn’t teach me how to make soap or explosives, and the market’s invisible hand wasn’t about to scoop me up either.
Maybe if I’d transmigrated into the ruling class, I might have wanted to stay in this dynasty.
But I know one thing very clearly: I just want to go home.
The Crybaby Mermaid and Her Northeastern System
I transmigrated into a Merfolk Princess who burst into tears at the drop of a hat.
The System wanted me to bully the brooding villain before his Dragon Transformation.
I swam up to him and, trembling all over, slapped his face with my fishtail.
“B-bas… bastard.”
The System lectured me, “Own it! Put your back into it!”
Later, the villain completed his Dragon Transformation and became the Lord of the Four Seas.
He pinned my fishtail beneath the dragon claw of his lower body, his voice hoarse.
“Not enough. Again.”
A Wager on a Mother’s Love
After dying a hero, I used the merit I had earned in life to make a wager with the King of Hell.
I would be turned into seven different animals, and if I could get my family to recognize me every time, I would be allowed to return to life.
If I failed, I would stay in the underworld and work there without complaint.
The first animal I became was a giant southern cockroach.
Transmigrated into a Matriarchy with Different Beauty Standards
I transmigrated into a matriarchy whose beauty standards were the exact opposite of mine.
My father was soft and delicate, my older brother fair and tender, and my younger brother slender.
The Crown Princess wanted to win over the Grand General.
Unfortunately, the general’s son was tall, wheat-skinned, and blessed with enormous pecs.
With a body that hideous, no woman in the capital wanted to marry him.
I stepped forward without hesitation. “For Your Highness, I volunteer!”
A dark-skinned, big-chested muscle daddy? Yes, please. I would devour every last bite.
The Crown Princess burst into tears.
“When I win the throne, beloved cousin, the greatest share of the credit will be yours!”
I Want to Pet the Cold School Heartthrob’s Cat
I wanted to stroke the aloof campus heartthrob’s…
cat.
In the middle of the night, I finally couldn’t hold back anymore and sent him a message:
[Hey, classmate, can I stroke it? Just once!]
Campus Heartthrob: [Classmate, that’s a little forward of you.]
I refused to give up.
[I’m really good with my hands. I guarantee I’ll make it comfortable! You just run one hand from head to tail, right?]
The other side went silent.
An hour later, the campus heartthrob finally replied:
[One hand won’t work.]
[You can’t get a proper grip.]
Moonlight on Frosted Pines
On the day my only daughter was born, the Marchioness of Zhenbei gave birth to a son in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.
At dawn, Shen Chizhou brought me her child and exchanged him for mine.
When I caught him, he merely raised his eyes and said, “The child born of Wan and me must be raised in the palace.”
Song Wan was the great love he had lost in his youth.
Now that she had borne him a child, he meant to make amends to mother and son at any cost.
The cost was my daughter becoming the young lady of the Marquis of Zhenbei’s household.
She went from an exalted imperial princess to the daughter of a mere court official.
After a long silence, I neither wept nor protested.
Instead, I lifted my face and smiled in approval.
“As it should be.”
After all, a child ought to be raised beside her real father.