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Canary and Dog
My fiancé was keeping a little canary.
I told him to bring her over so I could take a look.
Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too.
On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage.
I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!”
He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”
Life Goes On
By the time I transmigrated into this world, the story was already nearing its end.
The realm had been united, and the New Emperor had ascended the throne.
The woman who had shared his hardships and stayed by his side through everything had been granted a cup of poisoned wine.
And I was the Empress he was about to marry: the legitimate daughter of the Wang Clan, born of an illustrious house.
I looked at the woman who had just drunk the poisoned wine. “Do you know why I came?”
She let out a cold laugh, sweat beading across her brow. “Afraid I won’t die?”
“No.” I took a pill from my sleeve and pushed it into her mouth. “Afraid you will.”
Fallen
In the year I was desperately poor, I deliberately fed two of my fingers into the factory machinery and had them crushed, all for the thirty thousand yuan my grandmother needed for surgery.
The factory manager frowned with such pain that he wanted to compensate me eighty thousand yuan. I was too guilty to take it, so I only asked for thirty thousand.
Years passed. My grandmother had been gone for many years.
Then I saw a trending news report: the factory from back then had been swallowed by a fire.
The factory manager had died of a heart attack. His wife had vanished.
Their twelve-year-old son had been sent to an orphanage.
Looking at those helpless, terrified eyes on the screen, I poured the medicine I had been about to swallow down the drain.
Then… let me live once more.
For that thirty thousand yuan from back then.
May the Crown Princess Live Forever
For three years after I entered the Eastern Palace as a concubine, I had never even seen the Crown Prince.
I took it in stride. After all, I was face-blind.
If I mistook someone else for the Crown Prince and committed a capital offense, I would rather have no favor at all.
But after so long without his favor, even my food, clothing, and daily expenses became a problem.
To live a little better, I simply found three lovers to support me.
Zhang San worked in the Imperial Kitchen and could always bring me plenty of delicious food.
Li Si guarded the Garment Bureau and often sent me beautiful clothes.
As for Wang Wu, he was a skilled craftsman in the workshops. Every time we met, he gave me some clever new toy.
Lately, though, all three of them seemed short on money.
So I began thinking that I should try to please the Crown Prince and ask for some rewards to help support them.
I Took the Wealthy Man My Roommate Didn’t Want
My husband is very rich, but I don’t love him.
In university, he once used every trick in the book to pursue my roommate Jiang Sizhu. He sent luxury gifts one after another, and even made a grand gesture by sending nine thousand roses downstairs from the girls’ dormitory. All the girls in our dorm benefited; we carried armloads of roses back to our rooms, as if we were moving a flower bed. Only Jiang Sizhu remained indifferent. She even warned Pei Lu not to come looking for her again.
“He’s very rich and not bad-looking. You really don’t want him?”
I had a face mask on and finally asked the question I could never understand.
With such a beautiful face, she spent every day hanging around that senior who worked odd jobs everywhere.
“No way, a stuffy old bore like him? If you’re so interested, go after him yourself,” Jiang Sizhu said with disdain.
I rested my chin on my hand, thought for a moment, then nodded.
“Fine.”
“I’ll go after him.”
Everyone Loves Lin Wanrou
Lin Wanrou was twenty-four this year, an old maiden who still had not married.
Madam Lin’s standards for a son-in-law had fallen from imperial kin to any promising young talent with ambition.
She refused to believe that, with the Grand General’s influence, she could not raise up one dragon among men as her son-in-law.
Lin Wanrou did not want to marry. She would rather stay at home for the rest of her life.
When Transmigrators Are Everywhere
I had transmigrated into an unfavored consort in the imperial harem.
Before I could even process that, a line of blood-red text appeared in midair:
[Your identity as a transmigrator has been exposed. Run!]
What?
My life came first, so I immediately made a break for it.
But along the way, as I fled, I discovered something.
The palace matrons, eunuchs, guards, and even the consorts from every palace began joining in one after another.
Every single one of them claimed to be a transmigrator.
Had I stumbled into a whole nest of transmigrators or what?
After we crossed the final palace gate, the emperor, leading the Imperial Guard, had us surrounded on all sides.
The young ruler looked at me at the head of the group and let out a cold laugh. “Su Cairen, are you planning to rebel?”
I glanced back.
Good heavens. The runaway party behind me had nearly grown into an army!
My Husband Is the Living Rulebook of the Ministry of Rites
The night I married Pei Guanli, I cried so hard I soaked half my bridal veil.
Not because I didn’t want to marry him, but because everyone in the capital knew that Pei Guanli was more upright and proper than the ancestral tablets in a shrine.
He oversaw ceremonial protocols at the Ministry of Rites and revised the dynasty’s statutes and rites.
If a family used the wrong ritual vessels at a wedding, he could remember it for three years.
If someone wailed one time too many at a funeral, he could submit a memorial impeaching them straight to the emperor.
As the daughter of a merchant family from Jiangnan, this was exactly the sort of man I feared most.
Before my mother sent me into the bridal sedan, she clutched my hands and cried even harder than I did.
“Ah Ning, once you reach the Pei Family, speak less, smile less, and eat less.”
I asked, “Why eat less?”
Choking back sobs, my mother said, “Noble young ladies in the capital eat as delicately as if they’re painting flowers. You eat three bowls in one sitting. You’ll give yourself away too easily.”
I paused, suddenly feeling that before this marriage had even reached the bridal chamber, I had already lost on appetite alone.
Skin Changer
My younger sister gave birth to a son in the Eastern Palace.
I brought a fortune in family wealth and cartloads of rare medicinal pills with me to the palace to visit her.
The moment she saw me, she nestled into my arms and began to cry, tears falling one after another.
Her movements were intimate, her voice soft and spoiled. There was not the slightest trace of distance or unfamiliarity between us.
And yet my entire body went rigid, a chill crawling up my spine and sinking into my heart.
Because the face before me, identical to my sister’s in every way,
was not the dead woman’s skin I had sewn onto her with my own hands.
After Both Amnesiac Archenemies Lose Their Memories
After my sworn enemy and I both lost our memories, we lost control and ended up in bed together.
He was “gifted beyond measure,” and I was “shamelessly uninhibited.”
Physical desire and psychological disgust tore viciously at each other.
When my memories returned, I stared at my longtime nemesis, bare from the waist up, loving him and hating him all at once.
While enjoying his top-tier stamina, I maliciously recorded a video of him acting like my dog.
The shock brought his memories back.
After a brutal fight, we went our separate ways.
When we met again,
the wedding convoys of Hua Kingdom’s two great families ran into each other on a narrow road.
Song Jinbie and I regarded each other coldly, then brushed past without a word.
But late that night,
my newlywed husband was hanging upside down from the ceiling. Song Jinbie’s tone was lazy as he said,
“Become a widow, or marry me. Pick one.”
I likewise handed a hemp rope to his newlywed wife.
“Either tie it around yourself, or loop it around your husband’s neck.”
Buddha Won’t Save Me
At a family gathering, my younger sister, holding my boyfriend’s arm, beamed as she announced they were getting married.
With a room full of guests, I, dressed in monastic robes, faced their gazes with a calm expression.
Amitabha, I am a monastic.
The story of Lin Wei, the eldest daughter of the Lin Family, being forced into monastic life by her family, had long been known to all.
The Good Concubine
During the years I spent as a concubine in Changning Marquis Manor, I humbled myself in every possible way to win Marquis Shen’s favor, stooping low and fawning over him without shame. In the end, he still gave me away as easily as one might hand off an object.
And yet, one day, his eyes would redden as he murmured by my ear, “Shiyi Niang, I miss you so much I’m going mad.”
Hah. Men.
The Hated True Heiress Just Wants to Fake Her Death
When I transmigrated into the role of the true heiress, a universally disliked person, the story had already reached its end.
The fake heiress, doted on by all, had won everyone’s affection, leaving me to be cast out onto the streets. Destitute and adrift, I still clutched a half-eaten meat bun made from lymph node meat in my hand.
Such a miserable script gave me not a shred of will to live.
I lifted my head to look at the clear blue sky, my expression serene and relaxed. I was fully prepared to give up, contemplating whether to follow the original owner into the afterlife and elegantly choosing between a car crash or jumping off a building as the more dignified demise.
Just then, a passing gang of robbers dragged me into a car.
They pressed sharp knives to my throat, grinning ferociously:
“Don’t move! This is a robbery! Call your family right now and have them send five million in ransom.”
“If you dare make a sound, I’ll send you straight to hell!”
As expected, heaven has its own plans.
I nodded contentedly with a smile, tossed the bun aside, and screamed at the top of my lungs:
“Help!”
The Queen Returns Home
The enemy army pressed against the border. To humiliate our dynasty, the Xiqing Tribe specifically demanded that the Empress be sent for a political marriage.
In the court, the Emperor resolutely defied the majority opinion and was determined to protect me.
I pondered all night. This was the land my beloved had sworn to defend to the death. This was my home, my roots. I could not run away.
Outside the Capital gate, I questioned him:
“Three years ago, when the enemy army was outside Yuezhou City, didn’t Pei Yu send you six urgent requests for reinforcements?”
“Xiao Jince, why didn’t you send troops?”
The Poisonous Tongue Appraiser
I’m the number one antique appraisal streamer on the entire internet.
Because I’m good at what I do, have a terrible temper, and always look like I rolled out of a dumpster, netizens jokingly call me “Mei Chaofeng.”
It’s perfectly normal for viewers who join my livestream to get roasted by me.
“Sister Chao, how do I turn on my camera?”
“Figure it out yourself. You’ve got two eggs hanging under your eyebrows, but all they do is blink instead of see.”
“Sister Chao, what do I do if I can’t switch screens?”
“You’re a living, breathing person. Don’t tell me you’re going to let a piss break kill you. Just go be stupid somewhere else.”
“Sister Chao, does this look authentic?”
“Calling that garbage would be an insult to waste sorting.”
Until the person who connected with me was a pure, handsome hunk with the sweetest, softest little vibe.
His face flushed red as he held up a pile of “junk,” fumbling all over the place.
“Sister… I’m sorry… I couldn’t figure out how to flip the camera.”
And there I was, chin propped in my hand, smiling as gentle as could be.
“It’s okay. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how. I’ll teach you, okay? No rush.”
The viewers in the livestream couldn’t sit still anymore.
[Did she just change faces???]
[Double-Standard Sister!!!]
After I found out the handsome guy’s family had gone bankrupt and he’d been forced to become a male model, I verbally advised him to get out of that line of work as soon as possible.
In my heart, however, I was already calculating how to get my hands on him for a little fun.
But later, the “junk” he took out turned out to be more valuable than the last.
Among them, that emerald gemstone haunted my every thought.
The pitiful little thing transformed into a noble young master. He loomed over me, trapping me in the corner of the bed.
The outer corner of his eye, marked with a tear mole, curved slightly as his predatory gaze swept inch by inch over my skin.
At his fair throat, the emerald swayed gently.
“Give me what I want, Sister, and I’ll give you what you want.”
Tug His Tie, Tempt His Composure
Fu Shiyu, the crown prince of Beijing’s elite circles, was famously untouchable.
I worked as his chief interpreter for three years.
He still never managed to remember my full name.
Until the day I “ran into” him at the gallery he often visited, my fingertip brushing over his Adam’s apple.
“CEO Fu, your tie is crooked.”
He pinned me against the floor-to-ceiling window and bit my earlobe.
“Who are you calling CEO Fu?
“Say that again. I dare you.”
When a Fanfiction Writer Encounters the Real-Name System
I’m a fanfic writer with nearly a million followers on Big-Eyed Guy.
My OTP? A wildly popular young actress and a famous up-and-coming director.
Soon, self-media accounts across the entire internet would be required to register under their real names, and verified influencers with over a million followers would be the first batch to go public.
The moment I got wind of it, I deleted my account and ran.
Because I was that wildly popular young actress.
But netizens loved drama far too much to let it go. They started posting gossip threads across every major social media platform: Girl, who the hell are you?
Bad Dog
The first time I met Li Shuyu…
He had black hair, black clothes, and black-rimmed glasses.
He looked ascetic and buttoned-up.
Only after spending some time with him did I realize just how wrong I had been.
This seemingly aloof man would take off his glasses at night,
put in his lip stud and tongue stud, and say thickly,
“Don’t tremble, jiejie.”
Don’t Mess with the Action Faction
My brother went on a trip with a few friends.
Mom told me to video-call him and check in.
The call connected, and the screen filled with a man’s bare upper body, his pecs on full display.
He rubbed his hair with a towel and said casually, as if it were the most natural thing in the world,
“Your brother’s taking a shower in the room next door. His charging cable broke, so his phone’s charging over here with me.”
I stared at the image on the screen, unable to snap out of it for a long moment.
Then that fair, handsome face suddenly leaned closer to the camera, a wicked smile curving his lips.
“Am I that good-looking? Want to see for yourself in person sometime?”
Seven Mirrors Bureau: Demon Queller
While escorting a shipment through the mountains, I found a woman out in the wilds.
I immediately had someone take her back to Cloud City, and even wrote a letter to my husband.
But half a month later, when I returned,
I found An Chao tangled up with that woman in bed.
An Chao kissed her and murmured, “Ning Qiniang is coarse and rough. She can’t compare to your sweet gentleness.”
I kicked the door open.
Even in his panic, An Chao did not forget to shield the woman behind him.
“Qiniang, Rou Rou is a helpless orphan girl. Since you sent her back here, didn’t you mean for me to take her as a concubine?”
I was so furious I laughed.
An Chao had been blinded by the woman’s beauty. He clearly hadn’t read my letter carefully.
She was no orphan girl.
She was a fox woman!
The Marquis’s White Moonlight Turned Out to Be Me
When I went to the Capital to seek refuge with my elder sister, I saved two young noblemen who were being robbed by river bandits.
I had heard that nobles in the Capital loved nothing more than repaying a life-saving debt with their hand in marriage.
So I took both of their personal jade pendants.
My plan was to make careful inquiries about their character once I arrived in the Capital, then decide whether or not I wanted to claim that debt of gratitude.
Who would have thought that the moment I saw my sister, I would hear the strangest thing?
On her way to the Capital, the Marquis’s Mansion’s cousin young lady had saved the Fourth Young Master and the Fifth Young Master. Now, she was being honored as a distinguished guest.
As for me, a wild girl from Nanzhou, I was instantly made to look like a little beggar beside that refined and well-mannered cousin young lady.
Even my sister was worried. “Now the Old Madam will definitely be in a hurry to arrange a marriage for the cousin young lady first. What are you going to do?”
Rental House Literature
After graduating from college, I moved into a shared rental with my rich second-generation boyfriend and started a business from scratch.
I was the one building the company. He was the one suffering through it with me.
Every day, I came home exhausted to our small apartment.
And every time, he would have a fragrant, steaming meal ready for me.
Life was hard, but we both felt happy.
Until one day, I saw the barrage comments:
[Oh my god, the male lead is still here suffering through this startup with his ex-girlfriend. When is the female lead finally going to show up?]
[The male lead is still too young. His parents already paved a golden road for him, but he refuses to take it and insists on staying in a rental eating instant noodles with his ex.]
[It’s fine. Once the ex-girlfriend’s startup fails and she starts drinking and getting violent, and later even cheats on him right in front of him, he’ll obediently go back and inherit the family business.]
[But honestly, summer, a rental apartment, bare skin, heads down and working hard… the sexual tension between these two is insane.]
Carefree
When I was young, I found the Crown Princess and took her begging for three years.
Later, after she was retrieved, the Emperor recognized me as his adopted son.
Everyone assumed I would marry the Crown Princess.
But she became engaged to the Duke’s legitimate son.
On her birthday, she declared with a mocking smile in front of everyone: “How could someone of royal blood be matched with a beggar?”
I raised my cup and sincerely wished her a worry-free life, year after year.
She didn’t know yet that I had already accepted the imperial decree of a marriage alliance.
And from that year on, she would have no worries, and no Ziyou.
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.
Promised to Be a Nun for the Crown Prince, Why Did She Remarry?
On the day the Crown Prince was deposed, I left the Eastern Palace with the palace servants, a bundle on my back.
When we reached a deserted place, the Crown Prince caught my hand. “Come with me. I can protect you.”
Tears shimmered in my eyes. “No. This servant will shave her head and become a nun, to pray for Your Highness’s blessings.”
With that, under his reluctant gaze, I walked into the nunnery.
Of course I couldn’t go with him. He was the male lead, and I was the vicious supporting villainess.
In the original plot, I was supposed to follow him and suffer every hardship at his side. But then he would fall in love with a time-traveling woman, reclaim the throne, and make her Empress.
As for me, I would have to fight that time-traveling woman in the palace, then die a miserable death in the end.
Ugh, please.
I did like the Crown Prince, but my motives weren’t exactly pure. More than anything, I wanted wealth and glory.
Since I already knew how it ended, there was no way I was going to suffer with him.
Luckily, I hadn’t awakened too late. I had already built up quite a fortune.
Five years later, after my first husband died and I was just preparing to marry my second, the Crown Prince appeared before me with a cold, shadowed face.
He gripped my hand with crushing force and said through gritted teeth, “Didn’t you say you were becoming a nun?”
Suisui, Safe and Sound
Ever since I was little, I had been slow and lacking in wit, while Elder Sister was extraordinarily gifted.
At a poetry gathering held at Marquis Manor, she was afraid I would embarrass myself, so in private, she composed a poem for me.
None of us expected that the true purpose of the gathering was to choose a wife for the Second Young Master of Marquis Manor. And the poem she wrote for me was the very one that caught the Second Young Master’s eye.
Later, I married into Marquis Manor.
After the wedding, Pei You discovered just how dull and ignorant I truly was.
Only then did he realize I was not the person who had written that poem that day.
Pei You resented me, blamed me, despised me.
He said his wife should not be someone like me, a woman with nothing but a pretty face and not a drop of learning inside her.
Whenever we were intimate, he would lean close to my ear and mock me, saying I had none of the dignified bearing of a proper main wife, only a body full of vixenish allure that was of some small use in bed.
I was terrified.
So when I returned to the day of that poetry gathering, I stopped Elder Sister before she could write a poem for me. My voice trembled as I said,
“Thank you, Elder Sister, but there is no need.”
The Regent’s Consort Is Fifty
I am the Old Madam of the Marquis’s Mansion, and I wanted to save my granddaughter, who had been drugged.
Instead, I was forced by the lust-addled Prince Regent.
After one night of passion…
Me: “???”
Prince Regent: “???”
Diary of the Fourteenth Year of the Republic
By sheer chance, I stumbled across a diary from a hundred years ago.
Its owner seemed to have been the young master of some wealthy household. Inside were little records of his daily life: “May 7, Year 14 of the Republic of China. Clear skies. I skipped class to play cards with my classmates, and my teacher chased me all the way home and scolded me. So annoying!”
I found it amusing, so I added a line beneath it: “May 2024. Been working for too long. Exhausted.”
The very next second, a sentence surfaced on the diary page: “Who are you?”
Yu Chaolan Investigates: The Death of Yuanyang
A bloody, brutal murder had shaken the city.
The prostitute Yuanyang was found dead and naked on her embroidered bed, her body slashed again and again, drenched in blood.
The authorities proved utterly useless at catching the killer. They could not find so much as a single suspect.
Just as rumors were flying everywhere, a young victim came to my stall.
With the only five copper coins she had, she begged me to find Yuanyang’s murderer.
Me: “?”
But I was only a fortune-teller.
Yu Chaolan Investigates: The Tragedy of Ning’an
The second young lady of the Guardian General’s Residence was young, beautiful, and of noble status.
After attending a gathering of noble ladies, she suddenly hanged herself.
She left not a single word behind.
Her elder sister, Wang Ping’an, the Guardian General stationed at the border, rode back to the capital overnight.
Then, with lightning speed, she abducted the other four noble ladies who had attended the gathering-
the Grand Tutor’s daughter, the daughter of the Minister of Personnel, the legitimate daughter of the Censor-in-Chief, and the County Lady of Zhongwang Mansion-and brought them to a farmstead on the outskirts of the capital.
I, along with Yuan Nanshan, the Vice Minister of Dali Temple, was also dragged here to help uncover the truth.
Seeing me stare worriedly at the four top-ranking noble ladies, the Guardian General gave a chilling sneer.
“Master Yu, I hear your divinations are infallible, and that you can see the past and the future.”
“I want to know how my sister died!”
“If you can’t get to the bottom of it today, all of you can accompany her to the grave!”
Wait. I’m going to die too?
I’m just a fortune-teller.
After My Death, My Naturally Wicked Husband Goes Berserk
The newly appointed Tanhua Scholar was gentle and refined, a young lord as flawless as jade.
No one knew that at three, he had killed a man and slit him open from chest to belly. At five, he had peeled off a human face to make a lantern. He was born rotten to the core.
Xie Zhixing and I grew up depending on each other for survival. I exhausted every trick I had just to barely rein him in and make him pass for a normal person.
During the parade through the streets, the Commandery Princess fell in love with him at first sight. When she confessed her feelings, he politely refused.
Several days later, I was found dead in the street, violated and murdered by wandering bandits.
At last, the Commandery Princess got her wish and took my place. With a gentle smile, Xie Zhixing married her as Madam Xie.
Later, when blood dyed the capital red, this became the thing she regretted most in her life…
Without me to hold him back, Xie Zhixing went on a killing spree.
I Chose Money Over My Top Scholar Husband
I was the quietest, shyest girl in the village.
And yet, every night, I went to the ruined temple to seduce the village’s only scholar.
The scholar never took the bait. Disheartened, I decided to steal all the money from home and run away.
He stopped me. “We agreed. When I make something of myself one day, you have to leave on your own.”
I nodded as fast as I could.
Later, he really did pass the imperial examinations with honors, and I finally gained the ability to support myself. So I asked him to sign the divorce papers.
His eyes were bloodshot. “You want to leave me?”
Lou Xiao
The first time criminal investigator Lou Xiao met Qiao Xia was at a wedding that had descended into total chaos. Years later, the two reunited on a blind date. From testing each other and misunderstanding each other to slowly drawing closer, one clumsy but sincere, the other clearheaded and independent, they learned, little by little, amid entanglements with people from the past, the pressure of work, and sudden danger, to put their love into words and to make room for each other in their future.
The Female Profligate
I was Shangjing’s most notorious female wastrel.
To rein me in, my parents somehow had a sudden stroke of genius and betrothed me to the legitimate eldest son of a fallen noble family.
He was taciturn and dull, as stiff and old-fashioned as a lecturer from the National Academy.
So, in front of my pack of disreputable friends, I swore:
“I, Yao Yao, would rather die alone-would rather jump from here-than ever marry Xie Jinghong!”
Half a year later.
The same group of friends.
They imitated me:
“I, Yao Yao~ would rather die alone~ would rather jump from here~ than ever marry Xie Jinghong~”
I recalled the flush at the corners of that man’s eyes, his breaths scented faintly of plum blossoms, his body like white jade suffused with dawn light.
After swallowing softly a few times, I slapped the table and shot to my feet.
“I’ve discovered that all of you take things way too seriously. I’m done talking to you-my husband is calling me home for dinner.”
Joyful Reunion
I am the unlucky princess who got thrown into the Cold Palace.
The people above gave me two choices: either become a eunuch’s palace wife, or marry a fool.
Without the slightest hesitation, I chose to marry the fool.
After all, he comes with an extra part. I’d be getting the better deal~
The Maid Ah Yu
To scrape together the money for my younger brother’s treatment, my father sold me to Yihong Tower.
On the eve of the day I was going to be forced to receive clients, Miss Zhao bought me.
Miss Zhao is my benefactor.
If she tells me to stab someone, I immediately sharpen the knife first.
If she tells me to set a fire, I ask her whether ten barrels of lamp oil will be enough.
If she tells me to go on a matchmaking date in her place…
Huh??
My eyes went as wide as bronze bells, and I asked Miss Zhao in horror, “What if Young Master Pei takes a liking to me?”
The Unkillable Anna
On the day my boyfriend and I got our marriage license, the lottery ticket I bought won fifty million.
Double happiness had come knocking.
Who could have known that very night, he would brutally murder me?
As I lay dying, I heard him call another woman, practically giddy with excitement.
“Baby, we’re rich! Get over here and help me cut up the body.”
“Can you believe she actually asked me before she died if I’d ever loved her? Of course I loved her. Loved using her as an ATM and a fuck buddy, hahaha.”
I died. My body was dumped into a pit latrine and a garbage dump, left to be gnawed on by maggots, mosquitoes, and flies.
When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn on the day I won the lottery and got my marriage license.
My boyfriend was opening the door. He looked back and smiled at me. “Honey, tonight is going to be very exciting. Are you ready?”
I Really Don’t Want to Work This Job Anymore
If I managed to ascend the throne, it was entirely thanks to my five short-lived older brothers.
Thanks to them, I now live like a beast of burden.
3:00 – Rise and wash up, then pay respects to the Empress Dowager.
4:00 – Morning lessons.
5:00 – Imperial Gate Audience.
7:00 – Breakfast.
8:00 – Handle state affairs and review memorials.
13:00 – Lunch.
14:00 – Riding and archery; inspect the princes’ studies.
15:00 – Handle state affairs.
17:00 – Free time.
19:00 – Evening lessons.
20:00 – Review memorials.
23:00 – Bedtime.
I am so done with this job!
The Ex-Husband Keeps Courting Death
In my third year of living the high life in the Underworld, my ex-husband suddenly developed a passion for courting death.
To save him, I called in every favor I had, spent fortune after fortune, and kowtowed to King Yan until my head nearly fell off.
After a few months of this, I went from the richest soul in the Underworld to a homeless drifter.
Not only was I penniless, I also owed the Heaven and Earth Bank a massive loan.
King Yan had no idea what to do with me. After brooding over it for ages, he finally made a grand stroke of his brush:
“Permission granted for you to return to the mortal world for one day. Go collect money from the living to repay your debt.”
The Wet Nurse of the Manor
I was a peasant woman whose child had died. At night, my breasts would swell until the pain was unbearable, but I was afraid my husband and mother-in-law would scold me, so I could only go out to the ridges between the fields alone to relieve myself.
I never expected to come across a man lying gravely wounded by the roadside.
He kept rasping, “Thirsty… so thirsty…”
I couldn’t help myself, so I let him have a mouthful of milk.
Later, I went to the General’s Mansion to serve as the Young Master’s wet nurse.
The Young Master was naughty and refused to drink.
I glanced at the Young General beside me and teased him.
“Young Master, if you still won’t drink, I’ll give it to your elder brother instead.”
That night, in a daze, I heard the Young General talking to the Young Master.
“Little ancestor, are you drinking or not? At least make a sound!”