Chapter 58
Chapter 58
Nurse Yun!!!
Nurse Yun is in a bad mood!!!
Is it too late for me to go to the meeting now?
The psychiatric patients who hadn’t attended the meeting almost went insane on the spot.
Why the hell didn’t anyone say earlier that Nurse Yun was coming to pick them up personally?
The psychological defenses of the fleeing patients completely collapsed.
Inside the Activity Room.
Yun Youyou hoisted her old friend-the Chainsaw-onto her shoulder, preparing to head out.
Before leaving, she glanced at the patients huddled in the corner, trembling.
“Keep an eye on the Lounge. If anyone lets someone in, I’ll throw that person out.”
The patients: !!!
They immediately stood up and guarded the door.
Not even a mosquito was getting in today!
With the rear secured, Yun Youyou and Wang Yuanyou’s group split up.
The Chainsaw was quite heavy to carry on her shoulder, so Yun Youyou simply dragged it along the floor as she searched the hallway for targets.
The only sounds in the dark corridor were the footsteps of Yun Youyou and Fang Yu.
The metal tip of the chainsaw scraped against the floor, emitting a sharp, ear-piercing screech.
Two patients were hiding in one of the wards.
They were huddled inside a wardrobe. Hearing the sound of metal grinding outside, their skin crawled, and their hair practically stood on end.
“Should we go out and beg for mercy?”
They didn’t even dare to speak, resorting to frantic hand gestures instead.
“Are you stupid? Going out now is just seeking death. Be careful, or that Female Demon will hack you into a thousand pieces.”
“But what if she finds us?”
“Uh… we’ll still be hacked into a thousand pieces.”
The two looked at each other and fell into a collective silence.
“Hey! I found you!”
A lively voice suddenly rang out in the quiet ward.
In the next second, a sliver of light entered the dark wardrobe as the doors were slowly pulled open.
The two patients hiding inside were blinded by the light. Through their squinted eyes, they saw Yun Youyou smiling at them with a look of extreme kindness.
The two patients: !!!
They shook violently, their eyes filled with panic, dread, and a fear of the unknown.
“I’m-I’m sorry! It’s all my fault! Nurse Yun, please spare me! I’ll be your ox or horse in the next life, and your chicken or dog in this one! Just please, let me live!”
The other patient also hurried to beg for mercy.
Seeing that they were being relatively well-behaved, Yun Youyou didn’t make things difficult for them.
She still had many disobedient patients to catch and didn’t have time to waste here.
“Tie your own hands, then follow me obediently. If I catch you trying anything funny, you should know what the consequences will be.”
Yun Youyou tossed a hemp rope toward them.
The two patients never expected Yun Youyou to be so easy to talk to!
Exchanging a glance, they immediately helped each other, binding the other’s hands tightly and tying them off with a dead knot.
Fantastic!
They had run into the soft-hearted Goddess Youyou!
Waiting outside, Fang Yu saw the two patients following behind Yun Youyou like prisoners, yet their expressions actually held a hint of secret joy.
What were they happy about?
They were caught, and yet they were this happy?
However, Fang Yu didn’t have time to dwell on that question.
She gripped her microphone excitedly. “Two patients have already been arrested by Nurse Yun. Would the remaining patients please prepare yourselves mentally? Perhaps the next Lucky Goose to be caught will be you! The captured Lucky Goose will even get to enjoy one-on-one ‘warm’ counseling from Nurse Yun!”
Fang Yu’s voice echoed through the speakers to every corner of the hospital.
Upon hearing it, the patients fled even faster.
Good grief! The consequences of being caught were more terrifying than going to hell!
As soon as the announcement went out, the entire building fell into a state of panic for several seconds.
Yun Youyou simply searched through the rooms one by one, ensuring that not a single fish slipped through the net.
A patient hiding in one of the rooms thought it over and decided to make a desperate gamble.
Taking advantage of the fact that Yun Youyou hadn’t reached his room yet, he suddenly bolted out and sprinted toward the upper floors.
Fang Yu’s sharp eyes caught him, and she let out a loud shout.
“Don’t run!”
Only a complete idiot wouldn’t run at a time like this.
Just as he was about to disappear into the stairwell, an axe flew through the air and slammed heavily into the back of his head.
*Thud!*
A sickening sound rang out.
The fleeing patient collapsed limply to the floor, blood spurting from the back of his head.
Holding the microphone, Fang Yu provided a live broadcast for the other patients.
She spoke with such fervor that spit flew everywhere, her tone brimming with excitement.
“We bring you the latest update. A patient actually attempted the dangerous maneuver of vaulting over the stairs to escape. Fortunately, the helpful Nurse Yun threw an axe, scoring a clean hit on the target and promptly putting a stop to the patient’s hazardous behavior.”
“Safety is no small matter. Not every patient is lucky enough to encounter Nurse Yun.”
The patients still on the run: “…A demon! She’s a demon!”
They had once believed this was a survival game for the Players.
It wasn’t until Yun Youyou arrived that they realized this was actually a survival game for them.
The camera cut back to Yun Youyou.
She didn’t even need to lift a finger now. The two patients following behind her scrambled forward to help tie up the patient on the floor.
Seeing someone else’s miserable state made them feel much better.
What followed was Yun Youyou’s hunting hour.
Fang Yu screamed into the microphone until her throat was hoarse and her mouth was nearly dry.
“Under Nurse Yun’s persuasion, the patient who engaged in dangerous behavior has finally realized his mistake and has ceased all risky activities.”
The two patients silently glanced at the unlucky soul on the ground.
He was unconscious; he certainly couldn’t do anything dangerous now.
“Upon heading upstairs, Nurse Yun discovered two more patients attempting to hide in the fire escape. This is unacceptable! The fire escape is a vital area; how can we allow trash to be piled up here?”
As Fang Yu broadcasted, she watched Yun Youyou drag out two people whose faces were bruised and swollen.
“Having successfully cleared the trash from the fire escape, Nurse Yun has now arrived at the Warehouse. Oh my, why are there playing cards on the floor? Patients are not allowed to play cards in secret; please, everyone, do not follow this example.”
“Nurse Yun successfully located four patients inside the cardboard boxes in the Warehouse. It seems they were hiding here to play poker. Faced with such disobedient patients, the gentle Nurse Yun had no choice but to make them eat the cards. One has to admit, Nurse Yun is truly too kind!”
The four patients swallowed the playing cards with tears in their eyes.
*Choke!*
They were practically gagging!
Having collected four more patients, Yun Youyou stepped back into the corridor.
She looked at the microphone in Fang Yu’s hand with a strange expression. “Why did you bring that thing out? It’s not like it’s wireless, right?”
Fang Yu giggled. “I used that extension cord you mentioned last time. I have to say, this thing is really handy. I don’t have to worry no matter how far I walk.”
Yun Youyou: “…”
You’re certainly good at putting what you learn into practice.
Not long after they started walking again, Yun Youyou ran into two old acquaintances.
“You guys… what are you doing?”