The good news: I’d landed in a Journey to the West fanfic.
The bad news: I was a snake spirit who survived exactly one episode.
To stay alive, I lied that Guanyin had sent me and became Tang Sanzang’s disciple.
Eldest Brother was stunned.
“We’ve already cleared fifty-four of the eighty-one trials, and you’re only joining us now?”
“Ha ha.
That’s what having connections gets you.”