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You Call Fishing Ascension?
Disciples knelt all across the mountain, crying out in unison, “We respectfully send off the Patriarch on his ascension!”
But what I saw was a silvery-white hook piercing Master’s throat, dragging him up into the clouds.
His feet had left the ground. He couldn’t make a sound.
Like a fish.
I lunged forward and wrapped my arms around Master’s legs. “Let him go!”
Eldest Senior Brother struck me with his palm and sent me flying. “You madwoman! Can you bear the consequences of ruining the Patriarch’s ascension ceremony?”
Blood spilled from the corner of my mouth.
I laughed.
“Ascension? Are you all blind? That’s fishing!”
The Scholar’s Wife
The year I turned eighteen, my mother took five taels of silver and married me off to Ji Songzhu, a man infamous far and wide for bringing death to his wives.
Before me, both of his previous wives had died of sudden illness three days before the wedding.
Lady Shiliu
When Wei Zhao married me as his lawful wife, all of Shangjing City laughed.
The once-proud Eldest Young Master of the Wei Family had fallen so low that even a phoenix in decline was no better than a chicken.
In the end, he had only managed to marry a maid who tended the fires and cooked the meals.
Later, when Wei Zhao achieved fame and success, noble ladies from aristocratic families who wished to marry him were too many to count.
So I made an appointment with a well-known matchmaker in the capital, intending to take in two honored concubines for him.
But just as I was about to leave, Wei Zhao, who should have been handling affairs in Yangzhou, blocked me at the front gate.
Travel-worn and furious, he was trembling all over. “Try stepping out of this gate today. I dare you.”
Crossing the Yin
Have you ever heard of Crossing the Yin?
They say that when a woman undergoes Crossing the Yin, half her body has already stepped into the Yin Realm.
She has to stay in the same room as a dozen burly men, all night long, until dawn.
Only then can she snatch her life back from the hands of the Yin beings.
I had always scoffed at rumors like that.
Until one day, my beloved little niece underwent Crossing the Yin too.
But she was only six years old!
Slaying Evil and Vanquishing Wickedness
After I died, my bones became the sword in his hand.
Little did he know that I rarely exercised while I was alive, and I’d developed osteoporosis at a young age.
The sword forged from my bones was sharp enough, but it lacked resilience.
The very first time he used me, someone lopped off his head.
She Is a Star
Chapter 0
After my father beat me to death in a drunken rage, I was reborn as my grandmother’s best friend-an obstetrician-gynecologist.
Grandma asked anxiously, “Xiao Fang, is the baby healthy?”
I said, “It’s brain-damaged. I recommend aborting it.”
The Girl He Saved, The Woman He Lost
Shen Shiji once saved my life, pulling me from a pile of corpses.
In the years before I was recognized by the palace and returned to my royal roots, he taught me to read and practice martial arts, treating me with the utmost tenderness.
That was until I killed the woman he had loved for years.
To avenge her, Shen Shiji became my Prince Consort.
He spent years plotting to turn everyone against me, stripping me of my allies and family. After subjecting me to every imaginable torment, he threw me back into that same pile of corpses.
Shen Shiji told me his greatest regret was saving me all those years ago.
And so, having been reborn, I scrambled out of that pile of corpses on my own, wasting no time.
Later, I heard that it rained heavily that day.
The usually aloof Young Marquis Shen ignored the filth and the mud, kneeling in the pile of corpses and digging until his hands were bloody and raw.
All just to find a Little Beggar.
From Beaten Bride to Lady of the House
On the day my mother divorced, she held me in her arms and tore down the notice from the Marquis Mansion.
The Marquis Mansion was looking for a successor wife, which also meant finding a stepmother for the Young Heir.
A crowd of young women in the prime of their youth, as beautiful as flowers, stood at the mansion gates. They were waiting for the Old Madam to look them over, hoping to enter the household and live a life of comfort.
My brother and father mocked Mother for her wishful thinking.
“Mother has no shame, trying to remarry at her age while dragging along a burden like my sister.”
“Sang Zhi, do you think the Marquis Mansion taking a wife is like buying someone at the village entrance? Do you think being a successor wife or a stepmother is easy?”
I knew I was the one holding Mother back from remarrying, and I sobbed until I was out of breath. “M-Mother, Tao Tao is a burden. Don’t worry about Tao Tao anymore.”
Mother knelt down, gently wiping away my tears as she comforted me earnestly. “Tao Tao isn’t a burden. Tao Tao is Mother’s most precious treasure.”
Matron Deng, the steward of the Marquis Mansion, held the register and lifted her chin arrogantly. Her sharp eyes coldly swept over the group of anxious, quiet young women. Suddenly, she spotted Mother, who was wiping my tears and speaking in a soft, gentle voice. She gave a nearly imperceptible nod.
“Write her name down as well. She actually looks like a mother.”
The Years I Hated the Most
Because of her physical development, Li Zhuguang was maliciously humiliated and secretly photographed by her classmate Zhang Kang.
Luo Xing, once her only friend, also turned her back on her amid the rumors.
To strike back, Li Zhuguang deliberately got close to Song Wangshu, the top student Luo Xing had a crush on, using Zhang Kang’s jealousy to force him to expose himself.
She then returned the evidence of the secret recordings to each of the victims.
After Zhang Kang was expelled, the off-campus landlord retaliated by planting a pinhole camera in her room.
With help from Luo Xing, Song Wangshu, her teachers, and her classmates, Li Zhuguang finally dragged the malice lurking in the shadows out into the sunlight-and learned to trust the people around her again.
Awakening the Orchid Fate
Spending the night in an abandoned temple, I found a thin gauze handkerchief wreathed in fragrance. After nightfall, someone murmured beneath the window:
“My lady, have you perchance seen the handkerchief this humble scholar left behind?”
Through the crack in the door, the figure outside looked so ethereal that it seemed he might drift away on the wind at any moment.
At his words, I couldn’t help recalling the rumors about this place.
They said this temple had been abandoned for ages, and that seductive ghosts haunted the area. Any traveler who got entangled with them would either have their essence sucked dry or be dragged into another world, vanishing without a trace.
With that in mind, I hurriedly cracked open the window and tossed out the piece of cloth I had used to wipe the floor, the windowsill, and my stinky feet.
The other party caught it with lightning-fast reflexes.
Then he stared down at the gauze scarf in his hand, now crumpled and ruined like dried pickled greens, and fell into deep contemplation.