Chapter 2
Chapter 2
My world was one gigantic smut novel.
Ever since I was little, I knew I was different from everyone else.
Because I was extremely sensitive in that area.
The year I turned eighteen,
the System finally showed up, late to the party,
bringing with it a completely useless sales pitch.
“You are the heroine of a smut novel, an unfinished work abandoned by the author. So, do you want to become a real, living person?”
I nodded like crazy.
“Yes! I do!”
The System smiled. “Then can you freestyle?”
…
And just like that,
I was delivered to the real world.
The System said, “Host, you only need to choose one human to conquer, complete your graduation thesis, and receive an A in your final evaluation. Then you may remain in the real world. Since conquest involves the target’s subjective agency, the System is unable to provide advice.”
Back then,
I picked Shi Yan at first sight.
Eight-pack abs. A lean, powerful waist.
One look, and you could tell he had to be very capable in that area.
Nan Qiao and I suffered from the same predicament, but she chose the right person.
She was about to succeed in her conquest.
As for Shi Yan…
He couldn’t do it.
Damn it.
Unfortunately, once a conquest target was bound, he couldn’t be replaced.
Luckily, I found another way.
I wrote an extremely innovative thesis.
-Functional Analysis: A Guide to Male Disguise When He Can’t Perform
Because he couldn’t do it,
he used other methods to fob me off instead.
But I had to admit, I still got a little happiness out of it.
At the same time, his excuses gave me plenty of material.
And on many occasions, I saw him taking medicine.
I couldn’t help roasting him in my head.
He still couldn’t do it even with medication.
Tsk.
Three days ago,
I submitted my thesis.
Today, the grades came out.
A+.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
From now on,
I had the official status of a normal person.
And the ten-million-yuan graduation bonus awarded by the System.
I was also going
to give up on Shi Yan.
On my birthday,
I bought some alcohol.
Then I bought some medicine.
After successfully drugging Shi Yan into unconsciousness,
I started putting my hands all over him.
Until I got tired.
Crying, I smacked his abs.
“What was the point of training these to look so good? Aside from getting saliva all over me, what else can you even do?!”
I was filled with grief and indignation.
“I was blind when I chose you.”
In a daze,
I remembered the day I first met Shi Yan.
The System had randomly delivered me to an arbitrary location.
It was in this old residential compound.
Shi Yan was moving in.
His gaze was indifferent, a spot of crimson glowing between his fingers as pale blue smoke curled around him.
He seemed deeply irritated.
When he saw me, his long lashes lowered, and his figure paused for a split second.
My figure and looks had always been top-tier.
But Shi Yan only frowned, becoming even more irritated.
He put out the cigarette butt, then lightly fanned the air with his large hand, as if trying to disperse the thin haze of smoke.
Just as he stepped forward on his long legs, intending to ignore me,
I grabbed the hem of his pants.
“I like you. Can you take me in?”