Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Because the internet needed a thorough cleansing, I, a PO novel female protagonist, was unceremoniously dumped by a system into a clean romance novel to undergo ‘rehabilitation.’
Hah, as if. It is impossible for me to be rehabilitated.
It’s more likely that I’ll rehabilitate them!
A PO novel female protagonist never admits defeat.
Since my harem in the original world is gone, I am determined to build a new one in this one.
The system wasn’t entirely heartless; it let me become the most powerful princess in this world.
I looked at my face in the mirror-a face that could only be described as peerless.
I asked the maid beside me, “With this face and this status, shouldn’t this princess have at least seven or eight male consorts?”
The maid’s face fell as if the sky was collapsing. She wailed, “Princess, how could you say such things?”
“…”
The world of clean romance is truly terrifying.
The first man I set my sights on was the male lead of this world, Zhao Heche.
His appearance was as pure and bright as the moon and stars.
Having entered the Grand Secretariat at such a young age, he was arguably the most famous gentleman in the capital.
To be honest, I didn’t really want to provoke the male lead of a clean romance novel.
But he was just too handsome.
Every inch of him was exactly my type.
The moment I saw him, I thought: I have to find a way to get my hands on this man.
I carefully reflected on how I used to make men fall head over heels for me.
Right. First, say something to him.
Then, give him a look full of seductive charm.
Good, done.
It seemed quite simple.
I put on my world’s signature ‘man-killer’ makeup and changed into the most luxurious dress in this world.
A double-barreled attack.
This would surely bewitch him.
I leisurely left my manor.
I planned to have a “chance encounter” outside the Zhao residence.
When Zhao Heche stepped down from his carriage and saw me, he was slightly startled and bowed in greeting.
He had a tall, slender figure. His dark red court robes accentuated a face as refined as carved jade, and his eyes, like cold stars, looked over with a chill composure.
My heart itched.
Alright, let’s start with a casual line to close the distance.
“Hi, want to make out?”
“…”
Lord Zhao, a man who remained unruffled even before the Emperor and wouldn’t bat an eye if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, froze.
To be honest, I froze too.
How did I say what I was thinking out loud?!
In times like these, one must remain calm.
Next-oh, the eyes.
I lowered my gaze slightly, then flicked the corners of my eyes upward to look at Zhao Heche.
Heh. Seductive charm? I can do that in my sleep!
Zhao Heche’s brows furrowed slightly. “Princess, your eyes… Are you feeling unwell?”
I took a deep breath. In our PO novels, our main selling point is being direct.
“Lord Zhao, this princess is giving you a ‘come-hither’ look.”
Zhao Heche’s frown deepened.
At that time, I didn’t yet know what a world-shattering event my actions were to a male lead of a clean romance novel.
And so, my elegant and upright Lord Zhao filed a formal complaint and sent me straight to jail.
I stayed in the cell for four hours without figuring out how the plot had developed this way.
Normally, we should have started some… ‘noisy’ plotlines by now.
Why am I in jail?
I fell into deep thought.
My younger brother, the Crown Prince, came to visit me.
He acted all sneaky, as if my actions were incredibly shameful. “Imperial Sister, it doesn’t matter how you misbehave normally, but why on earth did you do something so scandalous?”
He said with great distress, “Even I cannot help you.”
I was shocked.
The world of clean romance is truly terrifying.
I am the dignified Eldest Princess, holding great power. It’s already good enough that I didn’t strip him in the middle of the street; how can I not even say a couple of lines?!
The Crown Prince sighed. “Stay here for another four hours, and I’ll secretly let you out.”
Thus, I, a PO novel female protagonist, was locked in a cell for eight hours just because I gave a clean romance male lead a ‘come-hither’ look.
I’ve confirmed it with that look-Zhao Heche is a man I cannot get.