Revenge
Beyond the Palace Walls
That dog of an emperor ordered me to marry a young eunuch, and I didn’t even blink before agreeing.
Yet, on the night of the wedding, I was tied up and hauled into the emperor’s bedchamber before I even had the chance to remove my bridal veil.
Black Koi
My sister has a Koi Birthmark on her face.
After receiving her blessing, my father won five million in the lottery, and my mother regained a stunning, slender figure.
I was the only one who wanted nothing from her.
Because I knew that what was on my sister’s face was a Black Koi.
Whatever you take from her, you must pay back double.
Blade in the Palm
I was Princess Jiuhua’s study companion, destined to one day enter the palace as a female official.
But at the welcome banquet, the General of Agile Cavalry asked His Majesty to bestow me upon him.
His mistress left a letter behind and ran away with the child.
After he sobered up, he traveled a thousand li to make amends and only then brought that woman back.
On our wedding night, he said coldly, “That day was merely drunken nonsense; I only blame you for blocking my sister’s path. But an imperial decree is hard to defy. Once this act is over, we each return to our own places.”
I asked him, “General, you see me as a mere object, and with a few words you cut off my path to becoming a female official. How can you speak of returning to our places?”
He replied indifferently, “That is your fate, not something you can blame on me.”
But I refuse to accept my fate.
Blind Man Murder Case: All Beings Are Equal
I used brutal methods to murder ten innocent residents, then found a blind man with an unbearably tragic past to take the fall.
In the interrogation room, the police officer asked me, “Are you even human?” Human? Of course I wasn’t human. I was a god.
Blood Rouge
I spent ten years in the imperial harem testing rouge, and not once did I fail to detect a single trace of poison.
That was until Consort Hua dropped dead after applying the “Drunken Beauty Red” I had personally verified.
It was then that a newly arrived talented lady told me: what truly kills isn’t the rouge, but the intent to murder.
Bone Weighing
Fu Qiu had always accepted her lot in life.
When she was a child, a blind man read her fortune through bone-weighing and said her bones were light, her fate was lowly, and that in this life she could only sell her body.
As it happened, her family was going through hard times, so her father simply sold her to a brothel.
When she was still young and first put on display, the madam said that although she was beautiful, her face carried a pitiful, sorrowful look, and the customers she attracted would never be decent men.
Sure enough, every few days, she suffered another bout of abuse.
By middle age, her looks had withered, and she married a merchant. The neighbors said her thin lips and fox-like eyes meant she would never be the faithful sort.
Before long, rumors were flying everywhere. The merchant could not bear it, and on a rainy night, he drove her out of the house.
Even so, she never hated anyone. She only hated that her own fate was so poor.
As she lay on the verge of death, the Old Blind Man happened to pass by drunk, bragging to the crowd.
“Twenty years ago, I saw a little girl in another town. She was so young, but she already had the looks to topple a kingdom.
“So I pretended to be blind, did a bone-weighing for her, and told her she had a lowly fate-that in this life, she could only become a whore.
“And guess what? Her whole family believed me!”
Broken Love
My husband had an affair with the Married Woman downstairs.
I hid in the hallway, smoking with the Married Woman’s husband.
We didn’t dare return until they’d finished.
Later, they became even more brazen.
The Married Woman’s husband said, “I’m going to catch them in the act. What about you?”
I kept nibbling on my skewer, unconcerned.
“You go catch them, I’ll come too!”
Broken Promise
I’ve spent five years trying to win Shi Juan’s heart.
As long as he proposed to me on my birthday, I would have been allowed to stay in this world.
But I waited until the early hours of the morning, and only then did the System’s voice finally ring out.
[It is all over.]
[Shi Juan’s “white moonlight” returned today. He has been with her this entire time.]
After staying by my side for so long, the System decided to grant me one final request.
It would let me choose the manner of my death.
Fine. Since I have to leave sooner or later anyway…
I want to die right in front of Shi Juan.
I want him to kill me with his own hands.
And then, I want him to regret it for the rest of his life.
Brothers Are Meant to Be Dao Partners
I was the worst student in the Joyful Union Sect.
And yet the Chief Disciple of the Sword Sect claimed me as family, saying I was his long-lost little sister.
The cool, otherworldly Immortal Lord Xie said he wanted to make it up to me.
So I lied and told him I was gravely ill, and that I needed dual cultivation with him to stay alive.
Just like that, I landed the number one spot on my must-eat list.
Later, when I truly couldn’t take another bite, I had no choice but to confess:
“I’m not sick at all. I just wanted your body. But now I’m tired of sleeping with you.”
I thought Xie Lingyu would hate me to death once he learned the truth.
But when I turned around, I saw him holding a huge bag of aphrodisiacs, expressionlessly pouring them down his own throat.
“It’s all right. Now it’s Yanyan’s turn to help her big brother with his illness.”
Me: “???”
Buddha Won’t Save Me
At a family gathering, my younger sister, holding my boyfriend’s arm, beamed as she announced they were getting married.
With a room full of guests, I, dressed in monastic robes, faced their gazes with a calm expression.
Amitabha, I am a monastic.
The story of Lin Wei, the eldest daughter of the Lin Family, being forced into monastic life by her family, had long been known to all.