Revenge
I Don’t Want to Be Famous on a Supernatural Variety Show Either
Five years into my career, people called me pale, skinny, young-looking, and a fake-innocent schemer.
Meanwhile, my stunt double used me as a stepping stone to climb her way up, becoming wildly popular with an occult persona.
On shows, she told fortunes for celebrities, saying she had learned it from her boyfriend.
That boyfriend she kept talking about was the eldest son of a famous Occult Family.
But when she and I ended up on the same paranormal variety show, her talismans suddenly stopped working.
As for me, right in front of an audience of tens of millions, I took down a whole pack of ghosts with my bare hands.
“You want to be my nephew’s wife? Did you get my permission first?”
Rose Thorn
I was airing out my belongings at home when a messenger suddenly arrived from the Capital, bearing news that the General’s Wife was gravely ill.
On her deathbed, she wished to see her best friend one last time.
By the time I rushed there, I found my dear friend lying on her sickbed, her life hanging by a thread.
Her husband hadn’t visited her even once.
Instead, only his favored concubine came every day to gloat:
“Sister is truly pitiable. You’ve feigned illness so many times that now retribution has finally caught up with you.”
My friend gripped my hand, her voice dry and raspy.
“Ah Fu, I’m dying.”
“I’ve left some things for you. You must…”
“I don’t want them.”
I interrupted her, casually picking up a gold hairpin and plunging it into the concubine’s throat.
“I’m here to settle your scores.”
A Sound of Wutong Leaves, A Sound of Autumn
My lady was injured and lost her memory. She forgot everyone, yet she remembered my husband.
My husband was once a beggar.
During a heavy winter snowfall, he lay by the roadside, covered in blood and filth.
Passersby all steered clear of him, but my lady alone ordered her carriage to stop and took him in.
From then on, he stayed in the manor to tend the horses for her.
My lady often visited him under the pretext of checking on the horses.
I saw the deep, lingering affection in their eyes with my own.
But how could a young lady of her status ever marry a horse slave?
Heartbroken, she told him:
“I cannot marry you.
“But I will find someone to take care of you in my stead.”
My lady personally betrothed me to him.
Later, the lowly horse slave found his way back to the imperial capital and reclaimed his identity as a prince.
I, in turn, became his legitimate consort.
On the day of the investiture, I was waiting.
I knew.
Sooner or later, my lady would come back to reclaim what was originally hers.
Atypical Crush
Back when I was at my most innocent, I wanted the person I had a crush on to remember me.
So I kept deliberately controlling my scores, making him come in second in our grade for three whole years.
He got desperate and asked me out, trying to throw me off my game.
I agreed with a smile-then turned around and dumped him before he could dump me.
The good news: he really did never forget me for the rest of his life.
The bad news?
Years later, when I applied for a job, he was the interviewer.
He tossed my résumé aside without a second thought.
“This one won’t do. Next.”
Banxia
In the eighteenth year after I transmigrated, I finally became a proper maidservant.
When Old Madam and Second Master quarreled, I was the one who stepped in to smooth things over.
I knelt on the floor, clinging to Second Master’s leg, and begged him not to say things in anger.
Second Master pinched my chin and sneered. “I know Third Brother has his eye on you. But I insist on making you my concubine. Even if he finds out, what of it?”
Of course Third Master would not do anything to Second Master.
He would only kill me without a word.
I belonged to Third Master. He would rather have me dead than defiled.
In their eyes, I was a maidservant, a plaything to be fought over and snatched around.
He Loved Me After I Was Gone
The Emperor’s beloved Noble Consort, his one true love, was dead.
His one true love?
It was almost laughable.
And yet, the rumor had spread throughout all of Dayan.
After the Neighbor Borrowed My Life
Over the weekend, while I was out grocery shopping, someone shoved a red envelope into my hand.
Inside was a note: [Three years of your life have been borrowed. If you pass this on or drop it in a merit box, your entire family will perish.]
Clutching the 900 yuan, I chuckled and chased after the person.
“Are you sure you want to try life‑borrowing from me?”
She shot me a glare, barked “Psychopath!” and spun around to bolt.
I couldn’t help but smile. To think someone actually had the nerve to try life‑borrowing from one of the Living Dead.
This Life for You
I stayed by his side from his impoverished youth until he held the world in his palm.
Yet, I was forced to watch as he elevated my half-sister to the status of equal wife and executed my entire family.
I met a miserable end. Given a second chance at life, I watch as his back bows in defeat, his body trembling with regret.
I burn our marriage contract. I wish him a meteoric rise and a boundless future.
A boundless future, without me.
Brothers Are Meant to Be Dao Partners
I was the worst student in the Joyful Union Sect.
And yet the Chief Disciple of the Sword Sect claimed me as family, saying I was his long-lost little sister.
The cool, otherworldly Immortal Lord Xie said he wanted to make it up to me.
So I lied and told him I was gravely ill, and that I needed dual cultivation with him to stay alive.
Just like that, I landed the number one spot on my must-eat list.
Later, when I truly couldn’t take another bite, I had no choice but to confess:
“I’m not sick at all. I just wanted your body. But now I’m tired of sleeping with you.”
I thought Xie Lingyu would hate me to death once he learned the truth.
But when I turned around, I saw him holding a huge bag of aphrodisiacs, expressionlessly pouring them down his own throat.
“It’s all right. Now it’s Yanyan’s turn to help her big brother with his illness.”
Me: “???”
Not a Nan
I am a bastard born of a concubine, yet I carry a face that could topple a kingdom.
When I was nine, a local thug tried to snatch me to make me his bride.
Mother risked her life to save me.
The next day, she took me through the streets and alleys of the capital for three hours, until every passerby had memorized my face.
Then she carried me to the gates of the Marquis of Pingyang Manor, knelt, and cried out:
“I, Lady Liu, a humble concubine, bore this girl for the Marquis on the ninth day of the twelfth month nine years ago in Apricot Blossom Alley, west of the suburbs. The neighbors can all attest to it.
“I know my lowly station and dare not ask for a title. I can only trade my death for the Marquis to acknowledge this child and raise her within the household!”
With that, she slammed her head against the stone lion at the gate and breathed her last.
My mother exchanged her life for my place in the Marquis’s household.
And she let the entire capital know that I am a bastard born of a kept woman.