Revenge
The Neighbors Next Door Are Driving Me Quackers
A couple lived next door to me, and they were like tinder and flint-always ready to ignite.
Every night, their loud, frantic wailing kept me from getting a wink of sleep.
I tried reasoning with them, I tried cursing them out, and I even called the police, but nothing worked.
So, I decided to start pursuing his wife.
On Valentine’s Day, I went out of my way to tuck a small note inside a bouquet of roses: “Your husband hasn’t found out about us yet, has he?” Then, her husband absolutely blew his top.
The Night I Became Empress, He Gave Me Poisoned Wine
On the night I was crowned Empress, Lu Yuheng personally handed me a cup of Poisoned Wine. He said that since the Ye Family’s name had been cleared, I should spend one night as a glorious Empress before going to meet my kin with a clean slate. But what he didn’t know was that the most painful wound of my life was never death-it was him.
The Night I Collected My Husband’s Corpse, I Saw My Own Face in the Coffin
The night I went to collect Prince Jing’s corpse, I saw my own jade bracelet and sleeping robe inside the coffin. My husband, returned from the dead, choked me and said, “Lanyin, die once in my place.”
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to three months ago. This time, I will be the one collecting their corpses first.
The Price of Love
At the class reunion, my ex-boyfriend held his fiancée close as he announced their wedding date.
I snapped a photo and prepared to send it to his mother with the caption: “They look like a perfect match. Congratulations on finally getting what you wanted.”
Just as I was about to hit send, someone grabbed my wrist in a crushing grip.
“Oh? Still in touch with my mother?” He stared down at me, his expression dark and predatory. “What’s the matter? Didn’t you squeeze enough money out of her the first time?”
The surrounding room fell deathly silent. My face turned pale as I looked up.
I hadn’t even noticed when the music had stopped.
I had become the center of attention.
The Runaway Prince at My Door
I became a simpleton while saving my childhood friend.
He promised to repay me by finding me a good husband.
“Tonight, a man will collapse at your doorstep,” he told me. “That is the husband I have chosen for you.”
I followed his instructions to the letter.
Half a year later, my childhood friend returned from the borderlands.
I excitedly introduced my husband to him:
“This is the husband you picked for me back then. He’s a wonderful man, and he even said he wants to make me his Crown Princess.”
He froze in his tracks, his face turning deathly pale.
“It was supposed to be a beggar… How could it be the… Crown Prince?!”
The Silk Tassel
I once saved a pregnant noblewoman. She smiled and told me that once the child was born, they would recognize me as their godmother.
But later, as I led my troops to station at the border, we gradually lost touch.
Until one day, eight years later, my subordinates reported that someone had come all the way from Jinling, specifically asking to see me by name.
“Who is it?” I asked as I walked toward the entrance.
There, I saw a young girl sitting atop a pony, threatening the group of soldiers surrounding her.
“Song Yunying is my mother! If you dare bully me, you’re all finished!”
I am Song Yunying.
The Substitute Coroner
I can see the final moments of the deceased through their eyes, a gift that has helped the government solve countless cases.
Everything changed when the body of a drowned man was brought in.
Looking into his eyes, I saw him strangling me just before he died.
And on those hands, he was wearing the Jade Bracelet that had been buried with me.
The Substitute’s Identity Revealed
During the poorest year of my life, I sold myself to Zhou Jinyan for three hundred thousand yuan to serve as a substitute for his White Moonlight.
His friends once egged me on to drink until I suffered a gastric hemorrhage.
They asked him, “Don’t you feel bad for her?”
He looked down, his tone indifferent. “She’s just a substitute.”
Later, to save his White Moonlight, Zhou Jinyan stood by and watched as I fell from a cliff into the sea.
The search and rescue team never found my body.
He suddenly went mad, searching the entire world for me.
Five years later, I was invited back to the country and ran into him at an event.
He stared at me intently, his eyes rimmed with red. “I knew you weren’t dead. I’ve been looking for you-”
I took a step back, offering a polite yet distant smile. “I’m sorry, who are you?”
The Text That Cancelled My Wedding
I picked up my boyfriend’s phone by mistake, only to see a message his ex had just sent: “I forgot to take the morning-after pill that night.”
Those few short words left me chilled to the bone.
The night before last, I had a sudden bout of acute gastroenteritis. He was supposedly working overtime at the office, and I called him over a dozen times, but I couldn’t get through.
Enduring the piercing pain, I eventually took a taxi to the hospital alone at three in the morning.
As it turns out, the reason his phone was off and he never came home that night was that he was with his ex-girlfriend.
The Truman Brothel
It has been three years since I transmigrated into this brothel.
I have mastered the arts of seduction, and no one knows better than I how to make a man lose his very soul in ecstasy.
But then, I overheard a group of new girls gossiping.
“It’s hilarious. Our Flower Queen really thinks she’s living in ancient times.”
“A refined Female Doctor, tricked into working as a whore for three years. These rich people really know how to have a good time.”
“Do you think she’d go insane if she found out this was all orchestrated by her ‘Young Marquis’?”
“Shh! Every actor who comes in here has signed a life-and-death waiver. Who would dare let her know?”
I froze in place, as if plunged into a pit of ice.
Could it be that these three years of transmigration were nothing more than a scam?
Before I could regain my composure, the Young Marquis’s cold voice suddenly rang out from behind me.
“Fudong, what are you doing here?”