Murders
The Frog Princess
In the Fifth Year of Taiyuan, at the Start of Summer, a princess died in the Beiliang Royal Palace.
And a toad.
Anping was that unfortunate princess.
And I was that unfortunate toad.
Fortunately, since her death, I have become her.
Blood Rouge
I spent ten years in the imperial harem testing rouge, and not once did I fail to detect a single trace of poison.
That was until Consort Hua dropped dead after applying the “Drunken Beauty Red” I had personally verified.
It was then that a newly arrived talented lady told me: what truly kills isn’t the rouge, but the intent to murder.
Four Blood Paintings
When I was a child, my father once gave me a ten-yuan bill as pocket money.
He said he had picked it up on the road.
I remember very clearly that on the back of that bill, written in black ink, was a line:
“There is a pyramid scheme on the fifth floor. Help.”
I took the money to show my father, and he smiled and told me,
“Who knows how many people have used this bill? Who knows when those words were written? Maybe the person who wrote them has already been rescued.”
I was in a hurry to buy chocolate, so I didn’t think much about it.
Because chocolate is sweet, after all.
Not long after, there was a piece of news on TV.
“A man mistakenly entered a pyramid scheme den, was beaten to death, and then dismembered.”
As a child, I stared blankly at the television.
My father also stared blankly at the television.
I asked him what was wrong.
He shouted at me angrily, telling me not to meddle in his business, and then left the house.
At the time, I didn’t know what was going on; I just felt confused.
It wasn’t until the New Year, at the family dinner, that my father got drunk and cried uncontrollably. In front of all the relatives, he confessed to picking up that bill.
The place where he found the money was directly below the den mentioned in the news.
In other words, the words on that ten-yuan bill were very likely written by someone who had fallen into that pyramid scheme, possibly even the person who was dismembered.
He sobbed, clutching a bottle of liquor, saying that it was his fault that the man died. The whole family comforted him, but I just stood aside, dumbfounded and at a loss.
So… I used that money to buy chocolate…
Something indescribable seemed to awaken within me.
Throughout my later life, I would often think of that ten-yuan bill.
I wondered, was the original owner of that money alright? Was he really rescued? Or… did that money really come from the man who was dismembered?
If it really came from him, he must have endured painful beatings and inhuman torture before finally seizing a chance one day to write those words for help on the bill and toss it out the window.
He must have clung to hope for rescue until the very moment he died.
Yet my father ignored that hope.
I always ask myself, if I had been the first to find that bill, could I have saved him? Or would I have overlooked the writing, just like my father?
This thought haunts me like a ghost, tormenting my mind more and more as I grow older.
Until that day.
A new “bill” appeared before me.
…
Provoking Trouble
I am Cui Yin, the eldest daughter of the Vice Minister of Rites.
I was raised in my maternal grandparents’ home since I was a child.
When I was seventeen, they brought me back to the capital, each of them appearing kind and benevolent.
But in private, my grandmother was indifferent, my father despised me, and my Stepmother Su hid a dagger behind her smile.
My older brother, born of the same mother, warned me, “Cui Yin, you must know your place and behave yourself. Otherwise, I will not show you any mercy.”
My innocent and romantic younger sister said with a beaming smile, “Sister, you grew up in a rural manor, and the clothes you’re wearing are quite out of fashion. I’ve gathered a few pieces I no longer wear to give to you.”
They even planned to marry me off as a successor wife to a profligate from the Commandery Duke Manor, a man who had beaten his first wife to death. …
Before entering the capital, I had originally intended to hang myself.
It was my maid, Huaihua, who desperately clung to my legs.
“Miss! Miss, don’t die! People from the Cui Family of the Capital have arrived. Let’s go to the capital and find some fun!”
I am ill; I suffer from hysteria and have no interest in life.
When I lose my mind, I only find pleasure through killing.
Well then, I hope they can bring me some joy.
Scapegoat
A year ago, on a whim, I told my wife a story.
Because the content was bizarre and the details were too realistic, she was scared out of her wits.
Afterwards, I deeply regretted it and emphasized countless times that the story was made up. But her trust in me had already collapsed, and the look in her eyes was filled with fear.
That night, she ran into the bathroom, locked the door, and called the police.
As a result, I ended up in jail.
Now, I am sorting out the whole incident as follows.
My Blade, My Throne
I have slaughtered pigs in the palace for four years; wherever my axe struck, none survived.
With every pig I killed, I recited “Amitabha.”
My skilled butchering caught the attention of the Prince, who took me as his trusted aide.
I became the deadly butcher’s knife; he became the executioner who wielded it.
Killing and beheading – “Amitabha”; burying them on the spot – “well done, well done.”
The Beginning and End of Siri Killing
I was about to hide my boyfriend’s body in the refrigerator.
Then Siri on his phone suddenly spoke.
“The refrigerator is not the optimal location for concealing a corpse.”
I stared at the phone on the floor in terror, a chill running through my entire body.
“A better location for corpse concealment has been detected. Would you like to proceed?”
Siri continued. As if possessed, I asked, “Where?” “The basement. The entrance is inside the wardrobe in the master bedroom.”
Half-doubting it, I followed Siri’s instructions and actually found the basement.
It really was the perfect place to hide a body. Because inside, I found several more corpses…
Killing Words
At our wedding, I whispered something in my husband’s ear.
Upon hearing it, he suffered a total breakdown and leaped to his death right then and there.
After he died, countless people-including the police-asked me what I had said.
I remained silent.
Five years later, while I was living in poverty, someone tracked me down. They offered a massive reward, wanting to buy those words from me.
He wanted to know exactly what kind of sentence could kill a man.
In that moment, I was overcome with excitement.
The person I had been waiting for had finally arrived.
The Portrait That Locks Souls
I paint faces for the dead and open The Door for the living.
After the Prime Minister’s Daughter met a sudden, violent end, I painted the last thing she ever saw.
Three months later, that very face smiled at me from a crowded street.
Later, when the Grand Princess lay within her coffin, she reached out and gripped my brush. “Don’t paint me,” she whispered. “Paint yourself.”
The Survival Rules of a Villainess
My father was famous throughout the surrounding villages for being a good man.
One freezing winter during a famine, he gave the last of our rice to a mother and child passing by.
After they left, they told everyone they met that my family still had grain.
The starving refugees, driven mad by hunger, came to our door to steal it, only to find an empty rice jar.
Humiliated and enraged, they forced my three-year-old sister into their arms and carried her away.
“If there’s no rice, then your daughter will do!”
I ran after them. In the end, all I found in the ruined temple was my sister’s mangled remains.
When I returned home, my father wailed through his tears, “I was trying to save people! It’s not my fault… That was just her fate!”
He saved someone else. In the end, my sister died, and I died too, in the bitter winter when I was fifteen.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw my father handing the freshly cooked rice to that mother and child.
I picked up the flower hoe beside me and stepped up behind him.