Misunderstandings
Because of Cowardice, I’m Dating the Prince of Beijing’s Elite Circle
The Prince of Beijing’s elite circle mistakenly thought I had a crush on him and, with a haughty air, said he agreed to my pursuit.
Because I’m a coward, I was forced to date him.
The young prince has a bad temper, is unreasonable, and uses his handsome face to bully me with his beauty.
After three years of dating, I still couldn’t convince myself to spend a lifetime with him.
But, coward that I am, I didn’t dare break up.
Just as I was worrying, I saw his group chat message:
[“I’ve never seen someone as lacking in self as her. Come home a bit late and she starts checking up on me, so annoying! Next time she pulls that, I’ll just pay her off and send her packing.”]
I was so happy I almost jumped.
I’d get money, and I could break up.
This useless coward has finally found her spring.
Better Not to Meet
My sister has hated me for twenty years. She once told me to my face that it would be better if I just died.
So, just as she wished, I was diagnosed with stomach cancer.
Beyond the Palace Walls
That dog of an emperor ordered me to marry a young eunuch, and I didn’t even blink before agreeing.
Yet, on the night of the wedding, I was tied up and hauled into the emperor’s bedchamber before I even had the chance to remove my bridal veil.
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
Blade in the Palm
I was Princess Jiuhua’s study companion, destined to one day enter the palace as a female official.
But at the welcome banquet, the General of Agile Cavalry asked His Majesty to bestow me upon him.
His mistress left a letter behind and ran away with the child.
After he sobered up, he traveled a thousand li to make amends and only then brought that woman back.
On our wedding night, he said coldly, “That day was merely drunken nonsense; I only blame you for blocking my sister’s path. But an imperial decree is hard to defy. Once this act is over, we each return to our own places.”
I asked him, “General, you see me as a mere object, and with a few words you cut off my path to becoming a female official. How can you speak of returning to our places?”
He replied indifferently, “That is your fate, not something you can blame on me.”
But I refuse to accept my fate.
Boiling Cool Water
I found a chat log on Sheng Jing’s phone.
He had sent his female assistant a video of me helping Jiu Jiu with her homework and losing my temper.
“This is why I’d rather work overtime at the office than come home.”
The young assistant replied with a “poor you, sending hugs” sticker. “Manager Sheng, you have it so hard.
Work is exhausting enough, and then you have to deal with all that when you get home.”
Canary and Dog
My fiancé was keeping a little canary.
I told him to bring her over so I could take a look.
Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too.
On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage.
I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!”
He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”
Chasing the Light
I was the CEO’s white moonlight, but I had gone dark.
“So you can fly overseas for business, but you can’t come overseas to see me? Is it that you can’t afford a ticket, or that you can’t make the time?”
“You keep saying I’m your white moonlight, then turn around and find a substitute. If your feelings are that cheap, don’t ever tell anyone you liked me.”
“I don’t want a man who’s been tainted. Don’t come looking for me again.”
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.
Dahlia Mother
After my mother got divorced, she became the fiercest woman in the village.
She often cursed at me, “If I didn’t have you dragging me down, I would’ve remarried some rich man long ago.”
Behind her back, the villagers gossiped, “She can’t get anyone to marry her, so she uses her daughter as an excuse.”
My father mocked her even more. “With your mother’s firecracker temper, and since she can’t even give birth to a son, the only man who’d want her is one with four sons who can’t find wives.”
Later, a small business owner really did want to marry my mother.
Then my father regretted it. “Yufen, let’s get married again. The three of us can live a proper life together.”