Military
My Dad Took Me to Rebel
My father successfully overthrew the throne, and he didn’t know how best to gloat:
“The Deposed Emperor still has his charms, and the Former Crown Prince is quite the beauty. I bestow them both upon my daughter!”
The father and son were so enraged they spat blood.
I was even more agitated: “Why give them to me? Give them a death sentence!”
