Marriage
My Wife Doesn’t Want Me Anymore
My wife suddenly wanted to check my phone.
I wasn’t nervous at all.
Until she sent a message in the Brothers Group.
“Guys, guess which girl I’m with right now?”
Broken Love
My husband had an affair with the Married Woman downstairs.
I hid in the hallway, smoking with the Married Woman’s husband.
We didn’t dare return until they’d finished.
Later, they became even more brazen.
The Married Woman’s husband said, “I’m going to catch them in the act. What about you?”
I kept nibbling on my skewer, unconcerned.
“You go catch them, I’ll come too!”
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
My Husband, The Intern’s Lover
During an online meeting, the new intern accidentally turned on her camera.
Just as I was about to remind her, her boyfriend appeared on screen.
Oh, isn’t that my husband who’s been away on a business trip for a week?
I Died a Hundred Times Trapped in the Office Building
I was trapped in the company building, dying in a loop ninety-nine times.
The ways I died were varied: the elevator falling, electrocution from the copier, a pen tip piercing my brow…
Each time I opened my eyes, it was nine o’clock sharp on the same morning, just as I sat down at my desk.
After seeking help multiple times, my Physics Professor Husband finally believed me.
Following his instructions, I searched step by step for a way to escape the cycle of death.
But on the hundredth time, I saw the Jade Bracelet my husband had secretly bought, worn on the hand of an Aloof Female Colleague beside me.
…
On the 101st attempt, I decided to face the desperate situation head-on, determined to leave the building alive!