Love Triangles
Arrogance
My husband brought home a young woman.
I waited for her to bow and pay her respects, but she started shouting that “all people are born equal.”
I suggested she become his concubine, and she clung to my husband, demanding “one man, one woman, for one lifetime.”
My husband told me to be more accommodating toward her.
I was silent for a long while.
Then I kicked him straight into the sewage ditch.
“You’re the one who’s born equal to dogs. The two of you can go be a pair of dogs for life!”
Whoops, I’m Richer Than You All
On the night of my birthday, my boyfriend said he had to work overtime.
But his childhood sweetheart just posted a selfie on her WeChat Moments, holding his arm, with the caption: “No matter when, my brother will drop everything to come find me, hehe.”
My eyes burned and I couldn’t help but comment:
“What the hell are you giggling about?”
Double Act
The princess ran away with her lover, leaving me behind with a male concubine and orders to impersonate her.
Terrified of being exposed, I had no choice but to play the part as convincingly as possible.
By the time the princess returned, I was pregnant.
She looked at me in shock. Why didn’t you use the male concubine I gave you? Do you not like him?
I was stunned.
If that’s the case, then who was the man making me beg for mercy every night?
Just as I was preparing to flee, that person returned in the middle of the night. Wait… why are there two of them?
Princess’s Journey: Why Not Be Joyful
After I went blind, lines of broken, disjointed text began to appear before my eyes.
[The princess is so pitiful. She injured her eyes saving her cousin, but right now, that very cousin is next door, rolling around in bed with the princess’s brother.]
[Too bad the princess can’t see. If she could, she should immediately bring people over and catch them in the act.]
My cousin had lost her mother when she was young.
The Empress Mother pitied her and had her enter the palace to serve as my study companion.
But several of my imperial brothers were always bullying her.
They liked seeing her teary-eyed, timid, and pitiful. I stood up for her, only to have my eyes injured by one of my imperial brothers.
I became blind. So it turned out that, behind my back, they had already become so intimate.
I did not go and catch them in the act as those lines wanted.
Instead, I had someone inform my other two imperial brothers.
My cousin was so pitiful. Surely she deserved a few more people to love her.
Later, I ascended the throne as Empress Regnant.
My cousin received the love of three of my imperial brothers.
All of us had bright futures ahead.
Scattered Clouds
I am the most pathetic Marchioness in all of the capital.
Marquis Jing’an married me for one reason only: I was honest, kind, and easy to manipulate.
Before our wedding, he told me quite bluntly, without a shred of hesitation:
“As long as you treat my beloved Concubine Bai well once you enter my home, and as long as you don’t get jealous or pick fights with her, I will grant you the dignity and status you deserve.”
For the sake of my family, I had no choice but to marry him.
From then on, whenever Concubine Bai sat, I stood.
When Concubine Bai ate meat, I drank the broth.
Whenever rewards arrived from the palace, Concubine Bai got first pick; I only received whatever she didn’t want.
I thought Marquis Jing’an was satisfied with my performance over the years, yet when I prepared to leave, he blocked the doorway, his hands trembling.
“You are my wife! You aren’t going anywhere!”
Me: “?”
I’m literally making room for your sweetheart!
His Moon
I transmigrated into a novel, but there was no such character as me in the story.
For seventeen years, I lived as a wealthy and beautiful heiress in the book.
Just when I was about to forget that I was someone who had transmigrated into a novel, the Story Management Bureau finally assigned me a task.
Second Aunt and Childhood Friend
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I climbed out of my childhood friend’s bed.
He lit a cigarette with careless ease.
“Leave through the back door in a bit. Don’t let my girlfriend see you.”
I froze. “You have a girlfriend? Since when?”
He curled his lips in a cold smile.
“None of your business.”
“You were the one who came on to me last night. I’m not taking responsibility.”
My expression turned indescribable.
“The person who slept with you last night wasn’t me…”
It was the cleaning lady from the guesthouse, who also happened to be his second uncle’s wife.
I had only come over to clean up the mess for them.
No Returns Accepted
My husband absolutely loathed his new graduate student.
He even went so far as to cause a scene in front of the Dean, demanding that she be transferred to another research group.
He claimed she was morally corrupt and a disgrace to academia.
That was, until the fire alarm went off. His custom-made suit was soaked through as he draped it over her head.
He pushed past me, carrying her in his arms like a princess as he rushed down the stairs.
Year After Year Without Worry
When I was young, I found the Crown Prince and took him with me as we spent three years begging for a living.
After the Crown Prince was restored to his position, the Emperor took me in as his adopted daughter.
Everyone assumed that I would be betrothed to the Crown Prince. Instead, the Crown Prince became engaged to the legitimate daughter of the Duke’s Mansion.
On my birthday, he remarked with a casual smile in front of the crowd, “How can one of noble blood be matched with a beggar?”
I raised my glass and sincerely wished him a life free of worries, year after year.
He did not yet know that I had accepted the decree for a marriage alliance.
In the years to come, there would be no more Ah Yu by his side.
The Virtuous Wife Charm
After being reborn on my wedding night, I fed the male lead the Virtuous Wife Charm.
The world-hopping woman tried to become his concubine.
He said, “How could one man promise himself to two women?”
The world-hopping woman gave him high-yield superior seeds.
He said, “With such a divine treasure, why would my wife ever need to worry about failing in her great cause?”
The world-hopping woman broke down.
“You useless piece of trash! If this keeps up, how are you supposed to rise up and rule the world?”
He said, “My wife can dominate a region all on her own. Why would I need to rise up and rule the world?”
On the day I ascended the throne, his charm broke.
“You vile woman! How dare you usurp my legacy!” His eyes nearly split with rage.
I propped my chin on my hand. “Someone, this man has shown disrespect to Us. Kill him.”