Family Conflict
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
Broken Love
My husband had an affair with the Married Woman downstairs.
I hid in the hallway, smoking with the Married Woman’s husband.
We didn’t dare return until they’d finished.
Later, they became even more brazen.
The Married Woman’s husband said, “I’m going to catch them in the act. What about you?”
I kept nibbling on my skewer, unconcerned.
“You go catch them, I’ll come too!”
The Abandoned Husband
My sister-in-law is the famed Rouge Tiger of Linan.
With a powdered face and thunderous methods, she keeps my brother so obedient he doesn’t dare take a concubine.
All the men of Linan laugh at him for being henpecked.
One day, my brother brought home a shy young woman named Yaoniang.
With a trembling voice, he stood protectively in front of her and said to my sister-in-law:
“Yaoniang and I have already been intimate. Whether you approve or not, I will make her my concubine today.”
My sister-in-law did not pick up the rolling pin again.
She only smiled and said, “Very well – I’ll let you have her.”
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
Reborn to Ruin Him
The day I gave birth, the situation was critical.
I begged Zhang Shuai to sign the consent form for a C-section, but his mother wouldn’t allow it.
Through the door, he shouted anxiously, “Zhaozhao, try a little harder, you can definitely give birth naturally.”
In the end, I suffered an amniotic fluid embolism and both mother and child died.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back at fifteen.
Zhang Shuai stopped me at the entrance of the village: “Zhaozhao, I heard you’re going to Vocational School too?”
Love Me After I’m Gone
I committed suicide.
On New Year’s Eve, when families gather together.
But I never expected that my ex-husband, who had always been indifferent to me, would go mad with revenge against those who treated me badly after my death.
He even wanted to die for me.
Yet when I was alive, he clearly didn’t love me.
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
Hate You, Save You
Zhou Ci and I were also a pair of resentful lovers, exchanging harsh words and blows, finally threatening, “Whoever doesn’t get divorced is a dog.”
On the way to the divorce, we cursed each other with the most venomous words we could muster.
But when the oil tanker crashed towards us, he jerked the steering wheel, using his side to take the impact.
He let me live 0.01 seconds longer.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back in the summer at the end of my second year of high school.
Zhou Ciye was holding a bouquet of flowers, asking if I would accept it.
The next second, his listless face lifted, full of gloom.
The moment our eyes met, I knew he had come back too.
Love Across Time
The day before my engagement to Zhou Yanchen, the Crown Prince of the Jing Circle, my sister was reborn.
She cried and begged our Parents to call off the engagement.
Just as I was about to ask what was going on, a Danmaku suddenly flashed before my eyes:
[Wait, why did the Female Lead get reborn? Author, come out and explain, is this right?]
[This is supposed to be a Yandere forced love story where she runs and he chases! If the Female Lead doesn’t marry him, what am I supposed to read?]
[Calm down, everyone upstairs. Actually, having a second chance isn’t so bad. The Female Lead loves her freedom. Imagine a life where you can only eat ingredients flown in by air, only wear custom-made clothes, and even the brands of daily necessities are controlled by the Male Lead. From then on, there would never be another peaceful, carefree day. She doesn’t want that!]
My eyes lit up, and I volunteered on the spot.
I’m willing! I’m willing!
Bloody Revenge
When I was five years old, my mother and I died in a car accident.
The people who orchestrated the accident were my father and my mother’s best friend.
After receiving two insurance payouts, they got married and lived happily together as a family.
Occasionally, That Woman would get scared: “The mother and daughter who died-won’t they turn into Vengeful Ghosts and come back to take revenge on me?”
My father would laugh at her for being superstitious.
But they didn’t know-I wasn’t dead.
And the me who returned alive for revenge would be far more terrifying than any Vengeful Ghost.