Divorce
Fool’s Game
Chapter 0
On April Fool’s Day, a pregnancy test with two distinct red lines fell out of my coat pocket.
I turned to my wife in surprise. “Are you pregnant with our second child?”
Her voice was flat. “Chen Wei, we haven’t had sex in six months.”
I froze for a second before quickly spinning a lie.
“It’s a prank prop! It’s April Fool’s Day, I was just messing with you. Gotcha, didn’t I?”
As soon as I stepped out of the house, I called my mistress to demand answers.
If she was pregnant, she needed to get an abortion immediately.
She had a worse temper than I did and denied it outright.
What a joke.
I only had two women in my life, and neither of them was pregnant.
Was this pregnancy test supposed to be mine?
Gray
After we made love that night, I drifted off to sleep.
My husband, who never liked saying sweet words, suddenly said: “Honey, I love you.”
I opened my eyes.
That tone was all too familiar.
It was exactly the tone he used when he’d done something guilty.
The Lady of the House
Chapter 0
I am the mistress of the Marquis’s Manor, serene and detached as a chrysanthemum.
Aside from me, there are two favored concubines in the household.
As the main wife, my daily duties include chanting sutras in the ancestral hall and mediating the disputes between those two concubines. Among them:
The second, Jiaoniang, was born a courtesan, with a naturally seductive air.
The third, Wenniang, is a sweet girl from a modest family, gentle and understanding.
As for my husband, Marquis Wenchang Gu Jinyan, he is accustomed to sleeping with the second and sharing his heart with the third.
With me, however, things are so tepid we may as well be brother and sister.
Dahlia Mother
After my mother got divorced, she became the fiercest woman in the village.
She often cursed at me, “If I didn’t have you dragging me down, I would’ve remarried some rich man long ago.”
Behind her back, the villagers gossiped, “She can’t get anyone to marry her, so she uses her daughter as an excuse.”
My father mocked her even more. “With your mother’s firecracker temper, and since she can’t even give birth to a son, the only man who’d want her is one with four sons who can’t find wives.”
Later, a small business owner really did want to marry my mother.
Then my father regretted it. “Yufen, let’s get married again. The three of us can live a proper life together.”
He Never Knew the Jade He Held
The day I decided to divorce Pei Qingshu was an ordinary one.
Only the night before, he had promised that he would send Miss Liu away the next day, then celebrate my birthday properly with me.
It finally seemed as though our life was about to get better.
Delighted, I rose early, opened my dressing case, and carefully drew my brows while looking into a copper basin.
Then I dug an old pomegranate-red skirt out from the bottom of the camphorwood chest.
After seven years of marriage, I did not own a single decent piece of jewelry.
Seeing my bare ears, I pinched off a balsam blossom and tucked it behind my bun.
On my way out to buy vegetables, I ran into Chunxiang’s mother, who caught my arm with a teasing smile.
“I saw Master Pei buy two hairpins the other day—one gold, one jade. Let me see which one you’re wearing.”
Then she noticed the balsam flower in my hair and froze.
After the Dissolution Notice Was Issued
The woman my husband had always pined for was parachuted in as my intern.
She sobbed and accused me of bullying her, and for the first time, my husband raised a hand against me.
The next day, I returned to the company with the group’s dissolution notice in hand.
Only then did they realize that his position as deputy general manager-and the entire office building-were both mine to control.
Husband with Terminal Cancer
My husband was sick and dying.
But before he died, he insisted on divorcing me.
He transferred every asset under his name, including the company, to me and left himself without a penny.
The night we signed the divorce agreement, he held me and cried like his heart was being ripped out.
He said this was the last thing he could do for me. He didn’t want me, after his death, to become the widow everyone pitied-the woman whose husband had died.
It was his one and only wish before he passed. As the wife who loved him so deeply, how could I possibly refuse?
The night before we were supposed to pick up the divorce certificate, he suddenly fell into a coma and was rushed to the hospital.
The doctor issued a critical condition notice.
And I signed the consent form to forgo treatment without hesitation.
They couldn’t save my husband. He died on that rain-lashed night.
I turned away, wiped the tears from my eyes, and tore the divorce agreement to shreds with a smile.
That same night, I called the funeral home. Before dawn broke, I had him sent into the cremator and burned down to a handful of ash.
Embracing the Bridegroom
After five years of marrying into my family, my penniless scholar husband passed the imperial exam-and suddenly decided I, his butcher wife, reeked of grease and blood.
For half a month, he hemmed and hawed and refused to do his husbandly duties.
So I used the silver I’d earned selling pork to buy him two ink sticks and a ream of fine paper, then scraped together the last of my coins for a tiny bar of scented soap.
When I made it home through the rain, the big yellow dog under the eaves had one of the meat dumplings I’d wrapped dangling from its mouth.
From inside the house came a coy, wheedling voice.
“Father, the magistrate’s daughter smells so nice. Not like Mother.”
“And these pastries taste better than meat dumplings too.”
I took all the bits and pieces I’d hidden against my chest and threw them out-along with the father and son.
When Zheng Huaishu signed the divorce papers, he held our son in his arms and glared at me with resentment.
All the neighbors in the village laughed at me for letting a future official go.
The very next day, the matchmaker introduced me to a fair, slender stutterer.
A little girl trailed behind him.
Father and daughter gave me timid looks.
I asked irritably, “How often can you do your husbandly duties?”
“And how much meat will you eat in a day?”
The stutterer’s face turned bright red. The matchmaker yanked his clothes down over half his shoulder, and he said in a slow, gentle voice, “As long as my child gets a mouthful of rice… as her father, I’ll do anything…”
Cheng Ling’s Choice
The new boss was taking over, and I stood in the hallway with a group of young women to welcome him.
He stopped in front of me and said in a low voice,
“I want to go in.”
My face went hot.
Back then, on that narrow little bed, when he held me with burning breaths and begged me in a low voice again and again…
Those were the words he loved saying most.
Wild Bees
The day my childhood sweetheart and I had our worst fight,
he slapped me for the sake of the young woman he loved.
And I, in a fit of rage, broke three of his ribs.
He screamed that he wanted a divorce, but I refused.
I thought we would keep dragging each other down like this until the day we died.
But reality proved me wrong far too quickly.
Three months later, I fell head over heels for a sweet, innocent younger guy.
He kept chasing me for an official title.
So I had no choice but to pull that familiar number out of my blacklist.
When the call connected, the young woman’s playful voice came from the other end.
“Su Yi, you’re too late. Even if you crawl over like a dog and beg for forgiveness now, Ah Xu won’t spare you a second glance.”
Faced with her provocation, I only said calmly, “Tell Zhou Xu I want a divorce.”
The next second, the phone on the other end seemed to be snatched away. A burst of rustling static followed before Zhou Xu’s voice finally came through, trembling despite his best efforts to restrain it.
He said, “Su Yi, don’t you dare.”