Crime
The Unkillable Anna
On the day my boyfriend and I got our marriage license, the lottery ticket I bought won fifty million.
Double happiness had come knocking.
Who could have known that very night, he would brutally murder me?
As I lay dying, I heard him call another woman, practically giddy with excitement.
“Baby, we’re rich! Get over here and help me cut up the body.”
“Can you believe she actually asked me before she died if I’d ever loved her? Of course I loved her. Loved using her as an ATM and a fuck buddy, hahaha.”
I died. My body was dumped into a pit latrine and a garbage dump, left to be gnawed on by maggots, mosquitoes, and flies.
When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn on the day I won the lottery and got my marriage license.
My boyfriend was opening the door. He looked back and smiled at me. “Honey, tonight is going to be very exciting. Are you ready?”
Yu Chaolan Investigates: The Death of Yuanyang
A bloody, brutal murder had shaken the city.
The prostitute Yuanyang was found dead and naked on her embroidered bed, her body slashed again and again, drenched in blood.
The authorities proved utterly useless at catching the killer. They could not find so much as a single suspect.
Just as rumors were flying everywhere, a young victim came to my stall.
With the only five copper coins she had, she begged me to find Yuanyang’s murderer.
Me: “?”
But I was only a fortune-teller.
Lie to Me
I went on a celebrity dating reality show, and the host asked me which male guest I would pick.
Smiling, I looked toward the acclaimed Best Actor, the veteran singer, and the current young idol heartthrob.
“Among these guests is a serial killer. Three years ago, you dismembered my little sister.
You left no remains of her behind and turned her into a target for the internet’s scorn.
“Now, it’s my turn to hunt you down.”
Three Brocade Pouches
Before my grandmother passed away, she left me three brocade pouches.
“On the seventh day after my death, give these to the seventh person who offers incense.”
On the day of the funeral, I followed her instructions to the letter. When the man who received them opened the brocade pouch, his face turned pale with terror, and he fled in a panic.
It wasn’t until later that I learned the man was a rapist and a murderer.
He had intended to target me that very night.
The first brocade pouch was filled with his criminal record.
She told me to open the second brocade pouch before I got married and consummated the union.
This time, the brocade pouch felt very thin.
Inside, there was only one word.
“RUN!!!”
After Being Mocked by the Entire Internet, I Bound an Acting System
My ex, the Film Emperor, publicly called me a resource hunter on a show.
When the whole internet told me to get out of the entertainment industry, I awakened the Acting System.
Ding! Skill acquired: [Murderer]: You will master all knowledge and abilities related to murder.
Me: What kind of hellish System is this?
Later, the villainess I played was selected for the Acting Hall of Fame Textbook, and when I received the award, the audience was filled with people from Criminal Investigation (Investigation Unit), forensic experts, and prosecutors.
Netizens: Someone should investigate her-this doesn’t look like acting!
After the Neighbor Borrowed My Life
Over the weekend, while I was out grocery shopping, someone shoved a red envelope into my hand.
Inside was a note: [Three years of your life have been borrowed. If you pass this on or drop it in a merit box, your entire family will perish.]
Clutching the 900 yuan, I chuckled and chased after the person.
“Are you sure you want to try life‑borrowing from me?”
She shot me a glare, barked “Psychopath!” and spun around to bolt.
I couldn’t help but smile. To think someone actually had the nerve to try life‑borrowing from one of the Living Dead.
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Drama Class
Lately, I keep feeling as if there’s someone else in the house.
At night, while I’m studying in the Study, I hear a faint breathing sound behind the right wall, along with the soft rustling of clothing.
I’ve been living in my boyfriend’s house for two months now, and I’m familiar with the layout of this villa. There’s no room to the right of the Study-my boyfriend said so too.
But is there really not?
The Billionaire’s Survival Show
I’m the most notorious actress in the entire entertainment industry.
My agency booked me on a wilderness survival reality show.
They told me I had to kick up as much drama as possible to set off the “perfect” new girl they’d just signed-the so-called National Daughter.
But as soon as we got deep into the mountains, we lost contact with the production crew.
The variety show turned into actual wilderness survival.
Out there, I built a log cabin, hunted pheasants, caught fish, and lived a carefree life.
Meanwhile, those flawless idols were swearing like sailors just to stay alive.
They fought over supplies, and their carefully crafted images shattered completely.
Only later did we find out there were hidden cameras everywhere-and the whole thing had been streaming live every single day…
Photo
My son was being pestered by another boy.
The teacher called and asked me to come to the school.
When I arrived, he shouted at me for the first time. “Mom, what’s wrong with me liking boys?”
I looked at him, feeling neither anger nor resentment.
I crouched down and asked him in a low voice, “Then how can you be sure that you like boys?”