Betrayal
The Princess’s Journey: A Thousand Dreams of Zheng
After my Imperial Mother Consort died, I was given three foster mothers in succession.
Of those three foster mothers, some were deposed, and the others were ordered to die.
In the end, I landed in Beauty Lin’s care.
For three years, she and I lived together in peace, without incident.
Until she offended the wrong person and was thrown into the Office of Punishment.
My heart gave a jolt. Oh no. It looked like I was going to have to change foster mothers again.
Worse still, this time, she was the only one I wanted.
The Thorn Hairpin
The first thing Lu Xiangzhi did after becoming the top scorer in the imperial examination was divorce his wife.
“The Shen family woman is virtuous enough, but far too dull.”
He married a woman from a brothel, while I remarried a spoiled heir.
Lu Xiangzhi believed I had only married that ignorant, good-for-nothing dandy out of spite.
He thought a Shen family woman valued wifely virtue above all else, while that dandy was too unruly to be managed.
It would not be long, he assumed, before the man grew tired of a dull woman like me.
He waited half a year, yet never heard that I had been cast aside.
When Lu Xiangzhi finally could not resist coming to see me, I was holding a discipline ruler and tapping my dandy husband’s head with it, rather helplessly saying, “The teacher explained it three times. You still don’t understand?”
My dandy husband wrapped an arm around my waist and grinned like a shameless rogue.
“I don’t. I want a kiss.”
The Beginning and End of Siri Killing
I was about to hide my boyfriend’s body in the refrigerator.
Then Siri on his phone suddenly spoke.
“The refrigerator is not the optimal location for concealing a corpse.”
I stared at the phone on the floor in terror, a chill running through my entire body.
“A better location for corpse concealment has been detected. Would you like to proceed?”
Siri continued. As if possessed, I asked, “Where?” “The basement. The entrance is inside the wardrobe in the master bedroom.”
Half-doubting it, I followed Siri’s instructions and actually found the basement.
It really was the perfect place to hide a body. Because inside, I found several more corpses…
After Being Pushed into a Deep Well, I Understood
After my husband’s favored concubine shoved me into a deep well, I miscarried. As crimson blood spread through the water, I heard a strange melody rise from the depths.
“Third Set of National Middle School Students’ Radio Gymnastics, Dancing Youth, begins now.”
A Fragrant Jasmine Flower
Chapter 0 My financial backer said I was the only pure white Jasmine Flower in the entertainment industry.
Because I never fought or schemed, because I was obedient and sensible, and because I was utterly devoted to him.
Lately, though, he had developed a particular fondness for a vulgar, gaudy peony.
So the two endorsements and the film role he had originally promised me all went to his new favorite instead.
Plenty of people in the industry were waiting to laugh at me.
I was the only one who let out a long sigh of relief.
At last, I had a reason to change backers.
And my new financial backer had already grown impatient waiting.
Three Necklaces
After I was diagnosed with stomach cancer, I bought three necklaces and hid them in three different places.
“Honey, this is my favorite necklace. Make sure you burn one for me every year on the anniversary of my death, okay?”
With that one sentence, I put a leash on that mad dog Shen Ci.
It made him give up on jumping off a building and throw away the sleeping pills.
Clinging to that promise, he endured year after year.
Until a young girl appeared by Shen Ci’s side. She was innocent and kind, like a warm little sun.
Shen Ci moved out of our marital home and sent away the puppy I had raised.
By the third anniversary of my death, Shen Ci didn’t come.
I slipped into his dream and put on my cutest act.
“Honey, you’re such a dummy. You still haven’t found this year’s necklace.”
Shen Ci, who had always chattered endlessly at me, was strangely silent now.
After a long time, he finally said, “Qingqing, it’s been three years. I need to start a new life too.”
Tomorrow, I Will Come Bearing My Qin
I was the founding Imperial Tutor of a dynasty.
I came here burdened with a mission from the System: to save a collapsing, chaotic realm.
In the end, all I earned was the hatred of countless people.
The young chief minister I had known since our youth became a stranger to me, standing against me at every turn.
The Guardian General I had personally promoted despised me for monopolizing power and ruling the court as a dictator.
And the Young Emperor, the boy I had raised with my own hands… He hated me most of all for tearing him away from the one he loved.
So they laid a trap for me and forced me to drink poisoned wine, driving me to take my own life.
Then, after my death… They summoned a shaman to call forth my memories.
They wanted to expose every evil deed I had ever committed to the world.
But later, after each of them had seen my memories… Every last one of them went mad.
Disobedient Incubi Deserve to Be Destroyed
I paid a fortune to reserve an incubus with advanced skills and excellent stamina, only to receive a defective product named Mo Heng-one who was obsessed with my younger sister and thought I was disgusting.
The brand informed me that disobedient incubus units were never resold; they were destroyed. After I agreed to an exchange, a new high-grade incubus, Jin, came to my side and uncovered the truth: my sister, Sun Zhenni, and Mo Heng had conspired to set me up.
Since they both took my tolerance for granted, it was time they paid the price of being destroyed.
Don’t Look Out the Window!
Back when I drove heavy-duty trucks, I was often the one to lead the way down new, untested routes. In the industry, we call this “Chong Sha.”
Only after I had successfully passed through would other drivers dare to follow.
Afterward, I’d receive a fair share of red envelopes as a token of gratitude.
People always ask me, “Didn’t you ever see anything strange while you were doing a Chong Sha?” I thought about it for a moment. “Nothing much.
Just people constantly trying to flag down the truck in the middle of the night, scammers frequently collapsing in the center of the road to stage accidents, and the occasional cluster of identical villages appearing one after another along the highway…”
Spring Warmth
My father was a treacherous official.
The man who raided my home was my fiancé.
When he slipped the iron chain around my neck, his touch was even more tender than the year he placed a flower wreath upon my head.
On the day my father was beheaded in public, I was calmly picking lice off my mother. I remarked, “If I had a fire, I could stir-fry these lice and pair them with a pot of wine.”
Unexpectedly, my words drew a laugh from the young general in the neighboring cell, despite the hooks driven through his collarbones. Was it that funny?