2026
Jiang Wu
My father was the most formidable businessman in the Republic of China. On my seventh birthday, the gift he gave me was a handgun.
I blinked at him. “But Papa, I’m a girl.”
Father pondered for a moment, realizing that it was indeed inappropriate. He then turned to the butler and ordered, “Go have a custom gun made for the Young Miss. Make it pink.”
May Fourth Love Letters
Liu Xingzhi is dead.
His wife traveled all the way from Wuxi to Beiping to invite me to the funeral.
She did so because among his personal effects, there were dozens of letters, every single one of them addressed to me.
Yet, in the past ten years, I had only met him seven times.
Princess, Please Take Responsibility
I drunkenly took advantage of the New Top Scholar. The next day, I waved a hand and offered him compensation.
To my surprise, he turned around and grabbed a rope, intent on hanging himself. I hurriedly promised him gold, shops, and a grand mansion.
He let go of the rope only to try and bash his head against the wall. I held him tight, refusing to let go. “A rank three position in two years, and entry into the Grand Secretariat in three!”
He silently drew a blade. I was completely out of options. “Could it be… you want This Princess to take responsibility?”
He sheathed the knife, lowered his eyes, and whispered, “…That would suffice.”
Sad Things
I did something terrible back in middle school.
At the time, I didn’t think much of it. I was even relieved that no one ever found out.
But once I learned the full truth, the despair made me want to die.
A person as vile and shameless as me is surely bound for Hell.
Fragrant Intrigue
I am the dowry maid for the legitimate daughter of the Shen Manor.
Last night, I woke up in the Heir’s bed.
Now, the servants of the entire manor are pointing and whispering at me: “A lowly wench like this deserves to be beaten to death with clubs!”
Shen Yujiao sat regally at the head of the hall. “In that case, let’s just promote her to a Concubine.”
She watched with a smile as I knelt and kowtowed to thank her for her mercy.
Yet, I caught the scent of Hehuan Powder in the air.
That was the very incense I had blended with my own hands for her husband’s use.
Paranoid Star
Five years ago, I left Qi Tan in a fit of pique.
Later, after he won the Best Actor award, he stood at the Hundred Stars Awards Ceremony holding my photograph, pleading for help to find me. “My lover has been missing for a month,” he said. “Please, help me find her.”
But the news of my gruesome death had already broken countless times back in 2018. Qi Tan, however, had suffered a trauma-induced bout of amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after I died.
On the day his manager announced that Qi Tan was retiring from the industry indefinitely, the news of his suicide exploded across the headlines.
The Game of Gods
In the wake of a violent storm, a beautiful woman suddenly appeared out of thin air on the Deck of a deep-sea fishing vessel manned entirely by men. When the ship finally returned to shore, only a single madman remained on board.
Puppy, Please Disperse the Gloom
I was married to Chi Ni for three years.
It wasn’t until after his death that I discovered his morbid, obsessive longing for me through his diary.
“I’m so jealous of the Young Lady’s dog. I want her to put a collar on me, too.”
“I dreamed of the Young Lady. When I woke up… I was wet again. I am a sinner.”
Clutching that diary, I was reborn into a time ten years in the past.
These were Chi Ni’s most wretched, downtrodden days.
He looked at me with a cold, detached gaze, like a wild dog that couldn’t be tamed.
I curled my finger at him with a beaming smile. “Smile for me, or I’ll kiss you until your lips are raw.”
The cold indifference he had fought so hard to maintain instantly crumbled.
The Call of the Mountain Magpie
The Seventh Prince became an outcast.
For four years, I followed him as his servant, never leaving his side through thick and thin.
Later, he ascended to the highest position in the land.
Everyone thought my days of suffering were finally over and my rewards were at hand.
But then, the New Emperor took the Chancellor’s Only Daughter as his Empress.
Some sighed with pity; others watched for the drama to unfold.
Yet, not a single ripple of emotion stirred in my heart.
Because the one I love was never him to begin with.
The Rest of My Life with You
I got bitten by a dog, went to get a rabies shot, and ran into my ex-boyfriend. On my inner thigh, there wasn’t just a bite mark; there was also a tattoo of his name. He let out a derisive snicker. “Still haven’t had it removed?” “Is my name really that unforgettable to you?”