Tragedy
The Silk Tassel
I once saved a pregnant noblewoman. She smiled and told me that once the child was born, they would recognize me as their godmother.
But later, as I led my troops to station at the border, we gradually lost touch.
Until one day, eight years later, my subordinates reported that someone had come all the way from Jinling, specifically asking to see me by name.
“Who is it?” I asked as I walked toward the entrance.
There, I saw a young girl sitting atop a pony, threatening the group of soldiers surrounding her.
“Song Yunying is my mother! If you dare bully me, you’re all finished!”
I am Song Yunying.
Secretly Replacing My Husband’s Lube with 502
I found a bottle of women’s lubricant in my husband’s bag.
I didn’t argue or make a scene.
I quietly replaced it with a bottle of 502 super glue.
At 2 a.m., the new postpartum nanny was taken to the emergency room.
The Seven-Year Lie
On our seventh wedding anniversary, I found the plane tickets hidden in the drawer by Lin Yuezhou.
I thought he was planning a surprise for me, but when evening came, all I got was a sentence: he was going on a business trip.
Unable to sleep, I scrolled through social media and saw his first love’s post:
[Eighteen-year-old wish list-Go to Iceland with the one I love most to see the aurora. Today, it finally came true!]
The photo showed her kissing Lin Yuezhou under the northern lights.
I didn’t cry, nor did I message him to question anything.
After chasing after him for so many years, I’m truly exhausted.
He Chose His Ex’s Cat Over My Cancer
On the day I was diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer, I lost the cat that Chi Zhou and his ex-girlfriend had raised together.
He said, “Xia Zhi, if you can’t find the cat, then don’t come back either!”
Later, I died out there and never returned to our home again.
Above the Azure Clouds
My eldest sister hated what she called pampered wives more than anything.
At a palace banquet, she sneered at the empress.
“A true strong female lead would have seized the throne and made herself empress regnant long ago.
Strip away the fine words, and the empress is still just a pampered wife who climbed to power through a man, isn’t she?”
One remark from her condemned the entire Song family.
On the day our estate was confiscated, Prince Chen offered my eldest sister a hand.
If she would only beg for mercy, every woman of the Song household could be spared enslavement.
Instead, she lifted her chin and declared, “Even if every woman in my family is made a slave, I will never beg a man for pity like some pampered wife!”
Prince Chen stormed away in fury, and our entire family was exiled into bondage.
On the road north, my second brother risked his life and led men to free us.
My sister only scoffed.
“Only pampered wives need men to save them!”
She deliberately raised the alarm, and my brother died beneath a storm of arrows.
Yet that very display of “independence” caught the eye of a prince from an enemy kingdom.
When he wanted to take me as a concubine, I had no choice but to agree if I wanted to live.
My sister said, “I’m marrying him for love.
If you become his concubine, you’re nothing but a pampered wife fighting another woman for a man’s favor!”
She ordered me to kill myself.
I had endured enough.
I lunged at her, determined that we would die together.
When I opened my eyes again, I had returned to the day the Song estate was seized.
Prince Chen was holding out his hand to my sister.
She looked at him with disdain.
“I will never be a pampered wife who depends on a man!”
As disappointment crossed his face, I reached out and caught hold of his belt.
“She doesn’t know a good thing when she sees it, Your Highness.
Perhaps you might take a look at me instead.”
Murdering Cinderella
The Prince was searching the entire city for the girl who had lost a Crystal Slipper.
My Stepsister stole my shoe, falsely claiming that she was the one who had danced with the Prince the night before.
Little did she know, the Prince had committed a murder that night.
And I was the only eyewitness.
The Truman Brothel
It has been three years since I transmigrated into this brothel.
I have mastered the arts of seduction, and no one knows better than I how to make a man lose his very soul in ecstasy.
But then, I overheard a group of new girls gossiping.
“It’s hilarious. Our Flower Queen really thinks she’s living in ancient times.”
“A refined Female Doctor, tricked into working as a whore for three years. These rich people really know how to have a good time.”
“Do you think she’d go insane if she found out this was all orchestrated by her ‘Young Marquis’?”
“Shh! Every actor who comes in here has signed a life-and-death waiver. Who would dare let her know?”
I froze in place, as if plunged into a pit of ice.
Could it be that these three years of transmigration were nothing more than a scam?
Before I could regain my composure, the Young Marquis’s cold voice suddenly rang out from behind me.
“Fudong, what are you doing here?”
Dahlia Mother
After my mother got divorced, she became the fiercest woman in the village.
She often cursed at me, “If I didn’t have you dragging me down, I would’ve remarried some rich man long ago.”
Behind her back, the villagers gossiped, “She can’t get anyone to marry her, so she uses her daughter as an excuse.”
My father mocked her even more. “With your mother’s firecracker temper, and since she can’t even give birth to a son, the only man who’d want her is one with four sons who can’t find wives.”
Later, a small business owner really did want to marry my mother.
Then my father regretted it. “Yufen, let’s get married again. The three of us can live a proper life together.”
Peach Blossom
In the third year after I married Zhao Yan, he made me Empress.
On one condition: I was not to lay a finger on the Imperial Noble Consort he held so dearly in his heart.
He seemed to have forgotten that I was his lawful wife first.
Sunshine and Roses
The boy who loved me more than anyone else in the world was dead.
His name was Jiang Yan. He was a police officer, stabbed seven times by a rich second-generation heir while trying to save a girl from domestic abuse.
Afterward, the girl tearfully claimed that Jiang Yan had molested her, and that was why her boyfriend had stabbed him.
The killer even got off scot-free with a psychiatric evaluation declaring him mentally ill.
As I stared at their faces, I suddenly laughed.
A psychiatric evaluation, huh?
What a coincidence.
I had one too.