Supernatural
His Beautiful Snake
I picked up a beautiful black snake.
I often held it in my palm, idly playing with it.
Its tail would coil around my arm, the cool sensation so pleasing I could hardly bear to let go.
Later, in the depths of night, that same cool tail wrapped around my waist, my stomach, and my thighs, bringing an entirely different kind of sensation.
Replacement System
My brother once forced me to swear that I would never harbor any immoral thoughts about him in this life.
I did as he asked.
But he didn’t know that we were living inside a PO novel.
If I failed to win him over, I would be replaced by a new little sister.
Seven Mirrors Bureau: Demon Queller
While escorting a shipment through the mountains, I found a woman out in the wilds.
I immediately had someone take her back to Cloud City, and even wrote a letter to my husband.
But half a month later, when I returned,
I found An Chao tangled up with that woman in bed.
An Chao kissed her and murmured, “Ning Qiniang is coarse and rough. She can’t compare to your sweet gentleness.”
I kicked the door open.
Even in his panic, An Chao did not forget to shield the woman behind him.
“Qiniang, Rou Rou is a helpless orphan girl. Since you sent her back here, didn’t you mean for me to take her as a concubine?”
I was so furious I laughed.
An Chao had been blinded by the woman’s beauty. He clearly hadn’t read my letter carefully.
She was no orphan girl.
She was a fox woman!
I Don’t Want to Be Famous on a Supernatural Variety Show Either
Five years into my career, people called me pale, skinny, young-looking, and a fake-innocent schemer.
Meanwhile, my stunt double used me as a stepping stone to climb her way up, becoming wildly popular with an occult persona.
On shows, she told fortunes for celebrities, saying she had learned it from her boyfriend.
That boyfriend she kept talking about was the eldest son of a famous Occult Family.
But when she and I ended up on the same paranormal variety show, her talismans suddenly stopped working.
As for me, right in front of an audience of tens of millions, I took down a whole pack of ghosts with my bare hands.
“You want to be my nephew’s wife? Did you get my permission first?”
Taotie Is Hungry
The rich playboy offered to treat me to dinner.
Under his guidance, I ordered a lavish feast for ten: king crab, lobster, precious French caviar, the works.
Then he gave me a malicious smile.
“Baby, if you can’t finish all this, you’ll have to pay for it yourself, you know.”
He thought I didn’t know about the livestream camera on his chest, where the chat was flooding with mockery aimed at me.
“Shocked now, aren’t ya? This meal costs 680,000 yuan total. Where’s a broke girl like you gonna find that kind of money?”
“Did you see how greedy she looked when she ordered? I’m dying laughing.”
“Did she really think it’d be that easy to take advantage of a rich guy?”
“Gold Digger Hunting Squad scores again! Bros, share the stream so we can enjoy the show!”
In the spotlight of the livestream, I didn’t panic like they imagined. I simply picked up my knife and fork, flashed a pair of playful little fangs, and smiled.
Hunting?
As an ancient beast famed for its appetite, I’ve always been fond of a certain human saying.
The most skilled hunters often appear as prey.
Ruyi’s Demon-Subduing Chronicles: The Bone Demon
In the dead of night, a friend called me begging for help.
“Save me! Someone with their bones showing broke into my house!”
I cursed him for being insane and was just about to hang up.
Then he sent me the video.
In the surveillance footage, a stark-white humanoid skeleton was pacing back and forth through his living room.
I Must’ve Woken Up Too Fast: My Bestie Is a Vengeful Ghost!
[Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Modern Fantasy + Male Lead with Multiple Incarnations]
Yun Jianyue woke up one morning to discover that her best friend was dead… and had become a headless vengeful ghost.
Yun Jianyue: “I must’ve gotten up too fast. I’m going back to sleep.”
Best friend: “…”
Yun Jianyue took her best friend to get revenge on a scumbag, only for an even more powerful vengeful ghost to appear halfway through and steal their chance at revenge.
Yun Jianyue raised a chainsaw and hacked the ghost to pieces.
Best friend: “Where the fuck did you get a chainsaw?!”
Yun Jianyue was forced into a ghost marriage with the Evil God. Humiliated and furious, he tried to kill her.
Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw and shaved the Evil God’s head.
Best friend: “Where do you keep getting these chainsaws?!”
When Yun Jianyue and the Paranormal Bureau found themselves surrounded and pummeled by monsters and evil spirits, Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw once again.
Best friend: “Tell me! Where! The fuck! Do you keep getting! These chainsaws?!”
Off to the side, a teenage boy saw that the chainsaw’s blade had gone dull and silently handed her a new one. Yun Jianyue took it and swung it with deadly force.
Teenage boy: “Good deed done, no credit needed. Check.”
With a handsome Evil God on her left and an adorable puppy-like boy on her right, Yun Jianyue had her hands full.
Best friend: “Which one of them is actually your boyfriend?!”
Yun Jianyue: “It’s only two dicks. What’s the big deal?”
Ruyi, Against All Wishes
Ten years after my death, the young crown prince had grown up. Clutching my memorial tablet, he announced that he wanted to marry me.
His father beat him to tears with a court memorial.
The august emperor roared, “Wake up! She’s dead!”
You’re the dead one. Your whole family is dead.
I drifted back and forth, then kicked over his most treasured seal.
It landed with a clack, stamping half an impression onto the memorial—right where my name appeared.
Ruiniang.
The crown prince held up the memorial. The tears on his cheeks had not even dried, yet he was laughing and crying all at once. “Ruiniang! Look, Father, it’s Ruiniang! She’s still alive. She’s still alive!”
The emperor was plainly startled, but did his best to look composed. “Nonsense! I simply lost my grip on the seal!”
I kicked it again. The seal that had just settled flat went rolling across the desk and stamped half a crimson impression onto his dragon robe.
Ruiniang.
The emperor panicked and bolted for the door. Halfway there, he remembered something, ran back, and grabbed the crown prince by the nape.
At least he had some paternal feeling. He knew enough to take his son when he fled.
“Guards! There’s a ghost!” he shouted.
The crown prince, meanwhile, was sobbing as he cried into the empty air, “Ruiniang, is that you? You’ve come back, haven’t you?”
Even in tears, he held my memorial tablet tight against his chest.
I looked at him fondly and reached out to wipe his tears, only for my fingers to pass through empty space.
My fingertips felt hollow. My heart ached a little.
Of course. I was a ghost. I could not touch the living; only the things of the dead would answer me.
Carrion for Crows
I was the legitimate daughter of an illustrious clan, mild by nature and untouched by worldly desire, and I should have become the sacred monk’s disciple at the imperial temple, spending my life before an ancient Buddha and a solitary lamp.
For the sake of prestige, however, my parents insisted on marrying me to the eldest son of a ducal household—a well-matched libertine notorious for his debauchery.
Before I left, the monk heaved a long sigh and gave me a fragment of the Buddha’s bone, warning me to wear it at all times and never let it leave my body.
After I entered the Zhu household, my husband first brought home a concubine, then took a proper wife, but I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised me for knowing my place.
When my husband molested a colleague’s female relative and the Censorate denounced him, I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised my sweet temper.
My sister-in-law kept control of the household accounts, claiming that someone as pure as I was should never sully herself with the stink of money.
My mother-in-law demanded that I wait upon her morning and night and handle every task myself, so that I might become a model noblewoman.
At an imperial banquet, the Grand Empress Dowager took a fancy to the Buddha’s bone at my breast and demanded it for herself.
My mother-in-law hurried to tear it from my neck and offered it up with both hands, fawning shamelessly.
At last, I smiled in deliverance.
Twenty years, you damned bald donkey—let us see how you plan to keep the evil inside me chained now.
Peach Crisps
The year I turned eight, I was trampled to death beneath the Crown Prince’s horse.
His guards paid my parents one tael of silver to make the matter go away.
My parents did not even retrieve my body; they took the money with ingratiating smiles and said, “For our daughter to die beneath His Highness’s horse is a blessing she could never have hoped for.”
Before my first seven days of mourning were over, Father divorced Mother and took another wife.
Mother remarried with every appearance of joy.
It seemed they had forgotten me.
Later, just as I was about to be reincarnated, Father and Mother dragged the Crown Prince to my grave and made him pay for my death with his own.