Short Story
Earth Master Girl 24: The Yin Guest Beneath the Lake
My dad was a “Yin Guest”-or, in plain terms, a grave tester.
When rich people picked out a burial plot, they would hire someone to spend a night there and see whether the gravesite was clean.
My dad had been in that line of work for years.
Until his last job. When he came home, his body was covered in livor mortis.
Illumination Bright as Day
The moment I received my fiancé’s letter breaking off our engagement, I headed straight for Cangzhou.
I was planning to demand a few dozen taels of silver as compensation for my wasted youth.
What I hadn’t expected was that he had fallen from being a prince’s estate adviser to a criminal slave.
He knelt on the ground, covered in blood and filth, looking so pitiful that anyone could do whatever they wanted with him.
“Are you buying or not? If you’re not, move to the back!”
The people there to buy slaves shoved me behind them.
I thought to myself in secret,
This isn’t me refusing to save him, okay? Other people pushed me out!
At once, I felt perfectly justified in turning to leave.
The seller was still urging the crowd, “Hurry it up! This is the last day! Anyone who doesn’t sell today gets dragged to the market and beheaded tomorrow!”
My steps paused slightly, and I tightened my grip on the purse hidden in my sleeve.
Just then, I heard a hoarse voice shout,
“My fiancée is here to buy me! The one with the shabby bamboo hat!”
Yin-Yang Dog
I am blind, and I make my living reading feng shui.
That day, a seductive woman came to my fortune-telling stall and said she dreamed every night of a man coming to see her.
After I went to her home, the dog she kept caught my attention.
It was clearly a Yin-Yang Dog!
Soul-Whip 14: Are You Wearing Shoes?
A buddy of mine who drove a big rig had been tricked onto the dead-end road at the foot of Huai Mountain.
By the time I got the news, he had already gone missing.
His relatives were crying so hard they were on the verge of fainting.
I tried to comfort them. “That road had a Mount Tai Stone placed there to suppress it. Nothing too serious should happen.”
But one of the family members handed me a phone. On the screen was a photo of the Mount Tai Stone, split clean in two.
“Wang Cheng sent this back before he disappeared.”
The Silent Suspect
On the day my stepsister was murdered.
I told my dad and the police that I had gone to school to do homework, that I hadn’t been home, and that I really didn’t know what had happened.
But the truth was, I lied.
My Mother’s Leather Handbook
Mom had a Leather Handbook that recorded every woman Dad kept on the side.
One of them, Aunt Wei, was marked in particular.
In Mom’s delicate handwriting, she had written: This is the little toy I’m leaving you. Enjoy this life to your heart’s content, my daughter.
After Mom died, that woman buzzed into my life like a fly.
And I swatted her straight down into hell.
Living to See the Sun
One month after I died.
My childhood friend, the top celebrity I had long since cut ties with, did something completely out of character.
He canceled every job and shut himself away to write music.
In the end, he bid farewell to the music industry with a song called I Miss Her.
Everyone said he must have gone insane to give up such a dazzling future.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back on New Year’s Eve, at the height of my fame.
The host prompted me as part of the program, asking me to call someone and wish them a Happy New Year.
Without the slightest hesitation, I dialed his number.
His voice trembled on the other end.
“Happy New Year to you too.”
This time, I want to live toward hope.
Tears of Romance in Republican China
A girl came to Drunken Fragrance Pavilion and insisted on becoming a prostitute.
She went on about the romance and glamour of Shanghai’s ten-mile foreign concession, saying this was such a romantic era.
Then let her have a good look at what romance meant in this man-eating age.
Send Me a Flower in the Spring Breeze
I followed an underworld Big Brother for six years.
But on my birthday, he brought home a girl.
He was covered in blood, and the pretty, delicate girl was hiding in his arms.
From then on, the man who had indulged my every whim never looked at me again.
Everyone thought I loved Xu Chang but could never have him, and that I was heartbroken beyond words.
I only smiled and toyed with the watch on my wrist.
I was an undercover police officer planted inside Huaxi’s largest criminal gang.
I’d stayed by his side all these years for one reason: to treat him to a taste of prison food. So how could I possibly… fall in love with him?
Dust and Clouds
My stepmother had been my mom’s best friend, and she had always doted on me.
She spoiled me so thoroughly that Dad became utterly disappointed in me and turned to grooming his stepdaughter instead.
After Dad died, my stepmother swallowed up the inheritance and threw me out of the house.
I died on the streets one snowy night.
When I opened my eyes again, my stepmother was secretly stuffing money into the hands of my soon-to-be second-year high school self.
“Don’t worry about your dad. I support you studying music and chasing your dreams.”