Romance
The Last Bride of Shen Mansion
I married into an ancient manor. My husband was handsome and gentle, spending every day personally selecting hairpins and picking out dresses for me.
Later, I discovered the manor’s secret, and my eyes welled with tears of terror.
He said, “You’re trembling. It’s not because you’re afraid of me, is it?”
“It’s alright. You just haven’t adjusted yet. I’ll teach you, slowly…”
My Fanfiction About My Straight Roommate Came True?
By day, my straight roommate and I are sworn enemies.
By night, I secretly write slash fanfiction about the two of us.
[He slowly closed his eyes, his soft lips pressing against mine…]
That very night, in my dreams, we reenacted the exact scene from my story.
Later, I discovered that whatever I wrote, I would dream about that night.
I became addicted to it, losing myself in the fantasies until there was no turning back.
Still, I always made sure to maintain a sense of propriety, never daring to go too far or truly offend him.
Until one day, I finally plucked up the courage to reach out and touch my roommate in the dream.
The next morning, the look in his eyes when he turned to me was dark and unreadable.
“What’s the point of just dreaming?” he said, grabbing my hand and pulling me toward him.
It turned out that I wasn’t the only one; he had been having those dreams too.
I Treat the Horror World as an Otome Game
I fell into a world of Strange Tales, but I thought I was playing a romance otome game.
At the stroke of midnight, the cobweb-covered landline rang. A raspy, eerie voice drifted through the receiver.
“You watched that videotape, didn’t you? In seven days… I will come for you…”
Me:
“Why seven days? Are you just not going to contact me at all during that time? Is this the silent treatment?
“And you’re only messaging me at midnight? Ah, I get it. You probably just finished spending time with someone else, and now your conscience is pricking you, so you’ve come to check on me.
“What’s the point of just calling? If you actually cared about me, you’d be by my side constantly. I absolutely hate long-distance relationships!”
Strange Tale: “Uh… I’ll come sooner, then.”
The other participants struggling to survive: “? No, wait, man! He said he’d take our lives in seven days-why the hell is he starting his shift early?”
The Abandoned Husband
My sister-in-law is the famed Rouge Tiger of Linan.
With a powdered face and thunderous methods, she keeps my brother so obedient he doesn’t dare take a concubine.
All the men of Linan laugh at him for being henpecked.
One day, my brother brought home a shy young woman named Yaoniang.
With a trembling voice, he stood protectively in front of her and said to my sister-in-law:
“Yaoniang and I have already been intimate. Whether you approve or not, I will make her my concubine today.”
My sister-in-law did not pick up the rolling pin again.
She only smiled and said, “Very well – I’ll let you have her.”
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With
(A completely brainless, silly story)
Yun Youyou opened her eyes and found that she had inexplicably become an NPC in a Horror Game.
The stingy Game: No salary, no benefits-as long as it doesn’t kill you, work until you drop.
Yun Youyou: “Then I’ll just have to pretend I’m a pile of crap.”
As long as I don’t create any value, it’s the same as not working.
Relying on nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou forcibly turned the Horror Game into a comedy game.
The Horror Hotel Dungeon?
Change it! Change it into a Pool Cyber Chanting Party!
The Horror Doctor loves performing sterilization surgeries?
Change it! Change it into a Gentle Nurse who cures all ailments!
In the beginning.
Facing the most terrifying and brutal Player in the Game.
Yun Youyou clung to Ji Lin’s leg, weeping bitterly as she cried, “Please let me go! I’m not like the other ghosts!”
Ji Lin sneered, “How are you different?”
Yun Youyou sniffled, “I have no dignity.”
Ji Lin: “…”
Later on.
“Yun Youyou, come here and tell me-why does this Male Ghost have your contact information?”
Ji Lin’s eyes were cold and sharp, his voice carrying a hint of danger.
Yun Youyou, whose wings had grown strong: “I’m the queen; if you don’t like it, deal with it.”
The Princess and the Spy
Before the war between our two countries, my Consort suddenly became close to me.
He was no longer distant and respectful, and even took the initiative to share my bed.
Someone warned me: “Princess, those who are not of our kind must have different hearts. You must be careful.”
At night, I asked my Consort, “Will you… always stay by my side?”
He kissed me and said, “I wish to be with the Princess, night and day, for all lifetimes to come.
If I ever break this vow, may I never be reborn.”
Quirks
[Horror Romance + damp, unhinged, obsessive male leads with lots of strange quirks + dark otome vibe]
When Qiu Rongrong met Zhou Jingxing, she thought she could start over. Later, she realized it had only been an illusion.
The gentle “older brother” tore off his disguise and revealed his cruelty. The boy at school who always seemed to protect her turned out to be the one driving the violence. The murderer’s son took her hand and said he would save her-help her escape.
They all said she should atone.
But in this grand, feverish revel, she was the only innocent survivor.
She tried to claw her way out of the mire, to struggle up onto solid ground-only for them to drag her back down into the mud.
Her beginning with him started with deception.
“Remember what fear tastes like. I don’t just want you dead-I want you to die in agony.”
Her ending with him finally came from sincerity.
“Love is the most twisted form of revenge. If you hate me, then use love as your blade-drive it straight into my heart.”
I Doomed Them All
The Crown Prince fell in love with the Mute Girl who saved him and insisted on breaking off our engagement.
Out of kindness, I advised him:
“The Mute Girl is alone and without support. Why not take her as a concubine first?”
The Mute Girl felt humiliated and, overwhelmed by shame and anger, took her own life.
Ten years later, the first thing the Crown Prince did after securing the throne was to depose me as Empress and exterminate my entire clan.
“This is what you all owe Ruoruo.”
When I awoke again, it was the day of my sixteenth Birthday Banquet.
The person seated at the head of the table asked me what I wished for.
“I only wish for Your Highness the Crown Prince and Miss Liu… to grow old together in harmony, forever united in heart.”
I bowed reverently:
“Your Majesty, please bestow a marriage upon the two of them!”
Wet Love
I found the secret crush diary of the gloomy top student.
[Today was the physics final. Rice Ball Classmate sat right in front of me. Her neck is so long and white; I really want to grab it and kiss her.]
[I dreamed about her dancing last night. Can I just lock her up and make her dance for me alone?]
[Rice Ball Classmate came to ask me a question today. Her hair kept brushing against my arm. It was so itchy I almost lost control.]
[That guy from the next class keeps coming to see her, and she actually smiles at him. I really want to dispose of his body and then lock her away.]
[I accidentally picked up Rice Ball Classmate and brought her home. I’m holding back so much I’m going crazy.]
[Saw Rice Ball Classmate eating ice cream. I’m using my mind to soul-travel into that ice cream.]
Reading this diary made my face flush and my heart race. I quickly put it back where I found it.
That top student usually looks so cold and aloof, like he has no desires. Who would have thought he was such a pervert behind closed doors?
This Rice Ball Classmate is way too pitiful.
Even after I returned to my seat, my heart was still pounding with lingering fear.
Just then, the top student, Shi Jianjin, walked over. “Meng, I bought an extra rice ball. Here, it’s for you.”
Huh?
Seeing my confused expression, Shi Jianjin casually flicked my forehead. “Don’t you always eat rice balls? Rice Ball Classmate.”
Rice Ball Classmate?
Me: ???