Psychological
Captive Cupid
While staying at my brother’s place, I discovered he was keeping a man prisoner.
Terrified, I fed the man every day.
Then he licked my hand, and I couldn’t take it anymore.
I called my brother on video to demand an explanation.
“Can’t you let your prisoner go?
This is a crime!
You’ve driven him mad!”
My brother, away on business, shrieked.
“Wait.
I moved ages ago.
Didn’t I tell you?”
“Sis, I think you’ve broken into someone else’s home.”
Carrion for Crows
I was the legitimate daughter of an illustrious clan, mild by nature and untouched by worldly desire, and I should have become the sacred monk’s disciple at the imperial temple, spending my life before an ancient Buddha and a solitary lamp.
For the sake of prestige, however, my parents insisted on marrying me to the eldest son of a ducal household—a well-matched libertine notorious for his debauchery.
Before I left, the monk heaved a long sigh and gave me a fragment of the Buddha’s bone, warning me to wear it at all times and never let it leave my body.
After I entered the Zhu household, my husband first brought home a concubine, then took a proper wife, but I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised me for knowing my place.
When my husband molested a colleague’s female relative and the Censorate denounced him, I did not mind, and my husband’s aunt praised my sweet temper.
My sister-in-law kept control of the household accounts, claiming that someone as pure as I was should never sully herself with the stink of money.
My mother-in-law demanded that I wait upon her morning and night and handle every task myself, so that I might become a model noblewoman.
At an imperial banquet, the Grand Empress Dowager took a fancy to the Buddha’s bone at my breast and demanded it for herself.
My mother-in-law hurried to tear it from my neck and offered it up with both hands, fawning shamelessly.
At last, I smiled in deliverance.
Twenty years, you damned bald donkey—let us see how you plan to keep the evil inside me chained now.
Corpse Worms
I was in a rush to get home that night, so I hailed a taxi.
The driver asked me, “What do you do for a living, young lady?”
“I’m a fortune teller,” I replied. “Scary accurate, too.”
The driver gave a short laugh. “Well then, can you tell mine?”
“Sure.” I turned my head and stared intently at his face.
He had the features of a truly wicked man.
Coward
I married a man three years my senior, and everyone said he was head over heels for me.
But not long after our wedding, he cheated.
He smoked, he drank, he got into fights, and he even kissed other women right in front of my face.
He did everything I hated most.
Duan Yi took a drag from his cigarette, looking down at me through hooded eyes. “What? Regretting it now?” Clutching the divorce papers in my hand, I took the glowing, red-hot cherry of his cigarette and ground it hard into his palm.
“Duan Yi, you ruined me. You should have died back when you loved me most.”
Duan Yi acted as if he had just heard the funniest joke in the world, his shoulders shaking with laughter. “That actually hurts.”
Crabapple Blossoms in the Red Pavilion
After eight years in a nunnery, I received a cup of poisoned wine from my twin sister.
Her face was full of contempt.
“You live in a nunnery, yet you bed His Majesty every night.
Have you no shame?”
“Tomorrow, His Majesty means to bring you back to the palace.
Someone as lowly as you has no business being a Noble Consort.
Let your elder sister take that place.”
Smiling, I drank the poison and watched her step over my corpse to board the phoenix palanquin bound for the palace.
What she did not know was that being summoned to his bed at any hour, in any place, was worse than death.
Cracks of Light
Before we married, my husband had a girl who had spent five years chasing him with everything she had, but he fell for me at first sight.
Three years later, that girl returned to the country, successful and famous. She was now an internationally renowned photographer, dazzling and breathtakingly beautiful.
As for me, I was a stay-at-home mom, weighing over 130 pounds, with nothing to show for myself.
At a gathering, someone teased Lu Huaixu.
“Qin Shuang is still a virgin for your sake…”
He snapped at the person immediately, “Don’t talk nonsense!”
But that night.
He stayed out on the balcony, smoking for the entire night.
Crossing the Yin
Have you ever heard of Crossing the Yin?
They say that when a woman undergoes Crossing the Yin, half her body has already stepped into the Yin Realm.
She has to stay in the same room as a dozen burly men, all night long, until dawn.
Only then can she snatch her life back from the hands of the Yin beings.
I had always scoffed at rumors like that.
Until one day, my beloved little niece underwent Crossing the Yin too.
But she was only six years old!
Cyber K
By the year 3026, society’s race to the bottom had accelerated beyond control.
Pregnancy ruined a woman’s career prospects, so I had my uterus removed to improve my chances of finding work.
HR rejected me anyway.
The reason was simple.
“I’m sorry, but you have a twelve-hour gap in your employment history. That’s far too long.”
Dad’s Gift, My Revenge
Dad brought home a golden retriever especially to keep Mom from getting lonely.
I turned around and sold it to a dog dealer to be bred for twelve litters in a row, until giving birth left it paralyzed.
Because in my last life, Mom had given that dog everything.
She took it everywhere and even held it while she slept.
In just two months, she seemed to age fifty years.
Then she died right in front of me.
The doctor called it sudden-onset premature aging.
Less than a month after we buried Mom, Dad moved her best friend into our house.
The woman who should have been lying in intensive care waiting to die had suddenly recovered.
Wearing Mom’s necklace and sleeping in Mom’s bed, she stroked my head and said, “Niannian, I’m your mommy now.”
Only later did I learn the truth.
Her soul was living inside the golden retriever Dad had brought home.
She was bound to a Life-Swapping System.
All she had to do was stay close to Mom in that dog’s body for forty-nine days straight, and she could steal Mom’s health and lifespan little by little.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day the golden retriever arrived.
I looked down at it and smiled sweetly.
Send them to prison?
I didn’t have enough evidence.
But it was only a female dog in heat.
Sending it off to have eight or ten litters was perfectly reasonable, wasn’t it?
Dahlia Mother
After my mother got divorced, she became the fiercest woman in the village.
She often cursed at me, “If I didn’t have you dragging me down, I would’ve remarried some rich man long ago.”
Behind her back, the villagers gossiped, “She can’t get anyone to marry her, so she uses her daughter as an excuse.”
My father mocked her even more. “With your mother’s firecracker temper, and since she can’t even give birth to a son, the only man who’d want her is one with four sons who can’t find wives.”
Later, a small business owner really did want to marry my mother.
Then my father regretted it. “Yufen, let’s get married again. The three of us can live a proper life together.”