Josei
Tug His Tie, Tempt His Composure
Fu Shiyu, the crown prince of Beijing’s elite circles, was famously untouchable.
I worked as his chief interpreter for three years.
He still never managed to remember my full name.
Until the day I “ran into” him at the gallery he often visited, my fingertip brushing over his Adam’s apple.
“CEO Fu, your tie is crooked.”
He pinned me against the floor-to-ceiling window and bit my earlobe.
“Who are you calling CEO Fu?
“Say that again. I dare you.”
Bad Dog
The first time I met Li Shuyu…
He had black hair, black clothes, and black-rimmed glasses.
He looked ascetic and buttoned-up.
Only after spending some time with him did I realize just how wrong I had been.
This seemingly aloof man would take off his glasses at night,
put in his lip stud and tongue stud, and say thickly,
“Don’t tremble, jiejie.”
Suisui, Safe and Sound
Ever since I was little, I had been slow and lacking in wit, while Elder Sister was extraordinarily gifted.
At a poetry gathering held at Marquis Manor, she was afraid I would embarrass myself, so in private, she composed a poem for me.
None of us expected that the true purpose of the gathering was to choose a wife for the Second Young Master of Marquis Manor. And the poem she wrote for me was the very one that caught the Second Young Master’s eye.
Later, I married into Marquis Manor.
After the wedding, Pei You discovered just how dull and ignorant I truly was.
Only then did he realize I was not the person who had written that poem that day.
Pei You resented me, blamed me, despised me.
He said his wife should not be someone like me, a woman with nothing but a pretty face and not a drop of learning inside her.
Whenever we were intimate, he would lean close to my ear and mock me, saying I had none of the dignified bearing of a proper main wife, only a body full of vixenish allure that was of some small use in bed.
I was terrified.
So when I returned to the day of that poetry gathering, I stopped Elder Sister before she could write a poem for me. My voice trembled as I said,
“Thank you, Elder Sister, but there is no need.”
Transmigrated as the Female Lead of a Misery Novel, I PUA the CEO
After transmigrating into the body of a CEO’s stand-in for his unattainable first love, I started playing mind games with him.
“Since you’re treating me like her, why don’t you send me a picture of your abs first? Let me see what I’m working with.”
“You can’t even seduce me, and you think you can seduce her?”
Peach Blossom Hairpin
I worked as a maid at Marquis Manor for ten years. Then, simply because the young lady lost a Peach Blossom Hairpin, I was driven out of the household.
In the blink of an eye, many years passed. I had nearly let go of all the grudges and grievances between me and Marquis Manor.
But to my surprise, one night, the young lady of Marquis Manor knelt before me in utter disarray, begging me to take her in.
Her husband’s family had cast her out. In all the vast world, she had nowhere left to go.
And now, I was the only person she could turn to.
Autumn in the Heart of a Parting Lover
Chapter 0
Pei Qian forgot me. All because, on the eve of our wedding, he got drunk, took a fall, and forgot he was supposed to take a bride. Was I to believe that, or not?
Naturally, I believed it with the utmost gratitude. Since he had forgotten me, my marriage to him could be written off in one stroke.
I packed up my money and dowry. Boling was no longer an option, so for the time being, I settled down in Hedong.
If my father had not died so early, I feared I never would have come anywhere near the gates of the Pei Family.
My father died after taking elixirs and running naked through the streets. Everyone praised him for being romantic and unrestrained-a true eminent gentleman!
He had only been a concubine-born son of a collateral branch of the Cui Clan, yet within a few days of his death, he had somehow become the pride of the Cui Clan.
For a time, the worth of my sisters and me rose with the tide. The great aristocratic families all came asking for our hands. Mother even forgot to fake her tears. Every day, she beamed with joy as she received one guest and sent off another.
This world had gone mad, and so had the people in it.
After much careful selection, Mother chose Pei Qian, the Second Young Master of the Pei Clan of Hedong, for me.
Everyone said he was elegant, graceful, wild, and unrestrained-the foremost romantic figure of Great Wei.
At that, I thought of my father, sprinting along with all that pale flesh jiggling in the wind.
I despised these so-called eminent gentlemen from the bottom of my heart.
As it turned out, he would rather change his name and identity than marry me. Excellent. That suited me perfectly.
The White Moonlight Strikes Back
I transmigrated into the ruined white moonlight, and the crown prince humiliated me for the female lead.
“Take off one piece, and I’ll give you one million.”
I thought it over for a few seconds.
Then I promptly took off my dress.
The Consort Doesn’t Want to Fall in Love
The Noble Consort was the most clearheaded woman I had ever met.
Even though His Majesty showered her with endless, singular favor, she always guarded her heart and refused to give it away.
I thought that if things went on like this, she would eventually be moved by His Majesty and meet him with sincerity in return.
Unfortunately, I never got to see that day.
Because His Majesty found someone else to cherish. He came to the Noble Consort for advice, asking her to help him win over the young woman he adored.
He said, “I have never liked a girl this much before. What do you think of me marrying her and making her Empress?”
She Always Wants to Run Away
I was the most envied courtesan in all the capital.
Simply because I bore a seventy-percent resemblance to the Crown Princess, someone threw down a fortune and bought me on the very night I was first listed.
Hugging that heavy pile of silver, I sat in a small sedan chair, both thrilled and anxious.
I secretly made up my mind: even if my patron turned out to be some nasty sixty-year-old geezer, I would still gaze at him with tender affection and kiss him anyway.
As long as I could get my contract of sale and take hold of my own freedom, I could do anything!
But when I saw the prisoner in the cell, soaked with urine and raving like a madman…
I turned around and wanted to leave.
Sorry. I had still overestimated myself!
Blade in the Palm
I was Princess Jiuhua’s study companion, destined to one day enter the palace as a female official.
But at the welcome banquet, the General of Agile Cavalry asked His Majesty to bestow me upon him.
His mistress left a letter behind and ran away with the child.
After he sobered up, he traveled a thousand li to make amends and only then brought that woman back.
On our wedding night, he said coldly, “That day was merely drunken nonsense; I only blame you for blocking my sister’s path. But an imperial decree is hard to defy. Once this act is over, we each return to our own places.”
I asked him, “General, you see me as a mere object, and with a few words you cut off my path to becoming a female official. How can you speak of returning to our places?”
He replied indifferently, “That is your fate, not something you can blame on me.”
But I refuse to accept my fate.