Historical
The Palace Maid Dies of Embarrassment Every Day
*Book Transmigration · Inner Voice · System · Groveling Exes · Hidden Identities*
Shengsheng Zhou was a cannon-fodder bug in the story. She had thought that once Zhiyao kept the plot on track, she would be rewarded with a flawless reincarnation.
Unfortunately, each of these three men was stranger than the last.
When she had been a palace maid, they had treated her like a plaything.
She had assumed that once she donned a new identity, she could pay them back for every humiliation she had suffered.
Their behavior, however, left her utterly baffled.
The yandere villain told her, “I will offer the head of my own emperor as the bride price for the princess’s hand.”
The tyrant male lead, eyes red, bared his chest to her. “I owe you one life. Take mine.”
The scheming second male lead pinned her against a wall. “Kiss me once, and my life is yours.”
Shengsheng Zhou: “…Would any of you like a sour plum to calm down?”
The Palace Walls
“I’m going to be the Empress someday!”
Ten-year-old Song Weiwei stood on a dirt slope facing the imperial city in the distance, shouting those words with all the swagger she could muster.
As for me, I sat on a dirt mound with my chin propped in my hand, speechless.
“Song Weiwei, you still haven’t paid back the two copper coins you owe me.”
Song Weiwei turned around and rapped me on the forehead.
“What’s the rush? Have you ever seen an Empress who welshes on her debts?”
She hopped down from the slope and turned to coax me.
“Just think about it, Du Zeyi. If I become the Empress, you’d be my sister. You can have anything you want. Why worry about those two copper coins?”
As if becoming the Empress of a nation could be that easy.
I muttered under my breath, rubbed my forehead, and raised my voice. “My mother’s calling me home for dinner!”
Then I slipped away as fast as I could.
Leaving only Song Weiwei behind, stamping her feet in exasperation.
The Pearl and the Kite
A scandal spread through the household about Xue Rao, our family’s adopted daughter, and my eldest brother.
She had him so thoroughly bewitched that for days he neglected his younger siblings.
My second brother was furious and went to confront her.
Before long, he too was constantly visiting her waterside pavilion, with no thought for anyone else.
I decided to see this scheming creature for myself.
Gauze curtains veiled the pavilion, and laughter filled my ears.
Xue Rao greeted me with a smile.
“Why, Third Miss.
Which brother have you come to see?”
The Pearl’s Lasting Light
When I was fifteen, my royal father chose me from among his many daughters.
I was Xizhou’s brightest pearl, yet he sent me by carriage across the Gobi, the desert, and the grasslands.
I was to travel to the distant Central Plains and marry their Crown Prince.
The Crown Prince had his moonlight and his childhood sweetheart.
But the bright moon must sink, and green plums must ripen.
In the end, only the pearl’s light endures.
The Perfect Husband
My husband could not father children, but he was so kind and capable that he brought home another man for me.
“He is an outsider, and a handsome one at that; once he gets you pregnant, we will simply throw him out.”
We pretended to be brother and sister and carried out our plan.
To our surprise, the man proved practically saintly: he not only left me with a child, but also paid me a fortune before he departed.
“A rustic village woman is no match for me, so do not pester me again.”
My husband was so furious that he tried to fight him, and I tearfully held him back.
“Brother, let it go—do not hurt him.”
Then I turned and whispered to my husband, “A gigolo who works for free and pays us on top of it is hard to find these days, so just play along.”
Together, we saw our generous benefactor off, used his money to buy land and open a clinic, had a son, and lived very comfortably indeed.
Three years later, the Crown Prince returned to the place where it had all begun and found the three of us together.
He went mad on the spot.
“Some brother and sister you are—you made a complete fool of me!”
The Phoenix Chirps
For the ten years my parents were away at war, I was fostered on a country estate and grew up rough around the edges.
I was nothing like the gentle, refined Shen Miaoyi, who had grown up beside them.
She was the daughter of their fallen comrades and had followed my parents to the frontier from the age of six.
“Miaoyi may not be our daughter by blood, but she is dearer to us than one.”
I resented her for stealing my parents.
I resented her for keeping them to herself for ten years without sparing me even one.
So, for once, I fought back and stole her marriage to the Young Prince.
But after Shen Miaoyi married another man, her life turned miserable.
The Young Prince felt guilty and secretly helped her.
A rift opened between us.
I fought back one more time and refused to speak to him until the day I died.
Kneeling beside my bed, he said he regretted it.
“Ningshu, please don’t leave me alone.”
“Once you recover, we can go back to the way we were and ride side by side again…”
I did not want that life anymore.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my parents were arranging a marriage for Shen Miaoyi.
This time, I spoke first.
“The Young Prince likes powder blue. Sister Miaoyi would look perfect in it.”
The Portrait That Locks Souls
I paint faces for the dead and open The Door for the living.
After the Prime Minister’s Daughter met a sudden, violent end, I painted the last thing she ever saw.
Three months later, that very face smiled at me from a crowded street.
Later, when the Grand Princess lay within her coffin, she reached out and gripped my brush. “Don’t paint me,” she whispered. “Paint yourself.”
The Price of a Princess
There is a palace rule in the Great Sheng Dynasty: regardless of rank or status, whoever gives birth to a child must raise that child.
Mother was the most insignificant Cairen in the harem.
Ever since I was born, I lived with her in the neglected Chengze Hall.
When I was eight, the Imperial Physician diagnosed Mother with a severe illness and said she did not have long to live.
That day, Mother jumped into the Taiye Pond and saved the drowning Third Prince.
She saved the Third Prince’s life, but lost her own in the waters of Taiye Pond.
Rumors spread throughout the palace. Everyone said, “The Third Prince stepped on Cui Cairen’s head, pushing her underwater so he could climb ashore.”
They fanned the flames, but I knew in my heart that Mother did it on purpose.
She used her own life to ensure that, after her death, I could be taken in by the Third Prince’s birth mother, Consort Qi.
Mother was so foolish.
She thought she had paved a path for me.
She forgot.
A child without a mother leads a bitter life.
The Pride of Heaven
After disguising myself as a man and joining the army in my husband’s place, I failed to endure the loneliness and kept a lover on the side.
When the war ended and I returned home, I discovered that my husband had taken a concubine too.
Well, now I didn’t feel guilty anymore. We were even!
But then I saw that beautiful concubine.
I was utterly stunned.
Can someone please tell me why my lover had become my husband’s concubine?
The Prince’s White Moonlight
On our wedding night, the prince was summoned away to the side courtyard by his cousin.
I had already taken off my bridal robes and slept soundly until morning.
After all, neither of us was the heroine.
Why should one supporting villainess make life difficult for another?