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The Delivery Rider and the Killer
I’m a delivery driver.
Just as I used my lightning-fast reflexes to snag a hundred-yuan errand order for a box of condoms, Before I could even gloat for two seconds, I realized with a shock that the delivery address was my boyfriend’s apartment.
I grabbed a meat cleaver and charged into the elevator.
There was another man in the elevator wearing a raincoat, clutching a large sledgehammer in his hand.
Just as I reached out to press the button for my floor, several lines of twisted text suddenly floated before my eyes.
[Is the Cannon Fodder Female Supporting Character coming online already? The male lead’s clingy ex-girlfriend.]
[Holy crap, that’s the Hidden Plot Killer next to her! Is the first act really this intense?]
[She’s about to become the first victim. Once the male lead finds her corpse, he’ll go berserk and take out the Killer to get his revenge.]
[But isn’t the male lead with the official female lead right now?]
[What do you know? A ‘White Moonlight’ only reaches her ultimate power once she’s dead~]
My finger froze in mid-air. The mirror-like surface of the elevator doors reflected the shadow behind me.
The Raincoat Man was silently raising his hammer, the shadow looming over the back of my head.
The very second the wind from the hammer’s swing pressed down on me, I spun around abruptly.
I didn’t swing my blade; instead, I slammed my hand heavily onto his shoulder. “Brother, let’s talk.”
He froze mid-motion. “Can you let me go slaughter that cheating couple first?”
I gripped the handle of my cleaver, gritting my teeth. “Then I’ll come back and let you hit me with that hammer.” “?”
Golden Cage Shines on Mountains and Rivers
I was meant to marry the Emperor of Great Liang, but a decree for a political marriage sent me to Northern Yan instead.
On our wedding night, I mixed blood from the tip of my tongue into the wedding wine, intending to poison the tyrannical prince.
Yet, he drained the poisoned cup for me and said with a smile, “Don’t be in such a hurry. The heads of every official in this court-I will cut them off for you, one by one.”
No Regrets
After my sister was widowed, she applied for a new Beastman partner.
As fate would have it, she was matched with my husband’s twin brother.
Upon learning this, Jiang Xu held me in a daze, his eyes wide open the entire night. I, too, suffered a rare bout of insomnia.
It wasn’t until the early hours of the morning that I heard him finally lose his resolve.
He slipped outside to make a quiet phone call to his brother.
“Ah Chi, I really don’t want to spend my whole life missing out on her.”
“Just help me this once.” “Don’t worry, Wen Ning is dim-witted; she’ll never realize you’re pretending to be me.”
“Remember? She already mistook us for each other once before.”
“Wen Lin hasn’t met you yet either, so even if I take your place for a few days, she won’t notice.”
“I’m begging you, just for a week. One week is all I need. I just don’t want to live with any regrets…”
He kept pleading until the sun began to rise.
Only then did Jiang Chi finally agree to pose as his brother to stay with me. At that moment, Jiang Xu and I both breathed a sigh of relief.
He never knew. In truth, I was just like him. I, too, harbored the regret of an unrequited love.
Red Carp Calamity
Before the Divine Lord descended to the mortal realm to undergo his trials, he gave me his Little Carp as a love token.
To my surprise, the carp leaped out of the fish tank and followed him into the mortal world.
In my panic, I followed suit. Eighteen years later, amidst a vast expanse of heavy snow.
Standing atop the city walls, Crown Prince Wei fired an arrow that pierced straight through my bridal sedan.
“Yue Nu, it is you who are shameless, insisting on marrying me. I already have someone in my heart.”
The woman in red he held in his arms was that very Carp Spirit. I knew mortals could not see through her disguise.
To help him complete his trials, I stepped out of the sedan and entered the Wei Palace on foot.
Three years later, the Carp Spirit became pregnant, triggering a Heavenly Punishment.
Believing slanderous lies, Crown Prince Wei had me bound to the city walls to endure eighteen strikes of Heavenly Thunder in her stead.
At that moment, my heart turned to ash. I summoned Siming Jun. “Siming, it is time to return to the Nine Heavens.”
Princess’s Journey: Qing Qing Zi Zhi
From the moment I was born, my Father Emperor could hear my inner thoughts.
[Whoa, so my Father Emperor is actually a brilliant and divine Emperor for the Ages!]
[It’s a pity he has a few stains on his record.]
[First, he’ll act on impulse and execute a great hero who served him well, only to cry afterward and curse others for not stopping him.]
[Then, he’ll execute the Chief Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, brewing a wrongful case that will shock the world for centuries, all while shifting the blame onto his ministers.]
[He’ll praise the Grand Preceptor as a ‘clear mirror’ in public, but after the man dies, he’ll raid his tomb and whip the corpse.]
[And the biggest death wish of all: he clearly loves my Mother Empress so much, yet he insists on making her give birth over and over again. When she eventually dies in childbed, he’ll be holding some other beauty while reminiscing about my mother. What a total scumbag.]
My Father Emperor’s brow twitched again and again. Finally, he couldn’t hold it together anymore.
“Quickly! Go and invite the masters from Huguo Temple!”
My Crush Forced Me to Love Him
I had been nursing a secret crush on Zhuang Jinyu for five years.
My home was filled with life-sized dolls made in his likeness.
While on a business trip, Zhuang Jinyu was caught in a mudslide and ended up comatose in the hospital.
I was wailing his name, sobbing uncontrollably after seeing the news, when a voice drifted down from above me.
It was a lazy, haughty voice, delivered with a biting tone I knew all too well.
“What are you screaming for? Trying to wake the dead?”
My crying jagged to a halt. I spun around in terror. The tall, exquisitely crafted doll standing behind me had actually come to life.
Green Grapes
When I was sixteen, the Zhou Family bought me to be a breeder for their lame son, Zhou Yuqing, to bear him children.
Though the agreement was for me to arrive in June, I reported to the Zhou Family in March.
I did this for two reasons: first, to save my own family some grain, and second, to leave a good impression on my future master.
But Zhou Yuqing despised me for being a country bumpkin and called me stupid.
He said I wasn’t nearly as delicate or pretty as Miss Su next door.
Even as he shared my bed, he looked down on me for being dirty.
“You must bathe four times with green jasmine and white champaca, then comb your hair with osmanthus oil. Miss Su uses osmanthus oil-have you got that through your head? ”
“If you serve me well next time, this young master might just grant you a formal title.”
I nodded, scrubbing myself with a loofah until I nearly rubbed my skin raw.
Suddenly, someone grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and hauled me, dripping wet, out of the tub.
It was Madam Liu, the broker who had sold me. She was in a frantic rush as she dragged my naked, fragrant body toward the door.
“Good heavens! It’s all wrong, all wrong! It wasn’t the Zhou Family who bought you-it was the Zou Family!”
After Zombies Arrived, My First Meme Sticker Saved My Life
At exactly midnight, there was a sudden knock on the dormitory door.
I thought it was just the dorm warden doing rounds, but then a cold, mechanical voice rang out in my ear- [Ding-The Zombie invasion has begun. Your first WeChat meme sticker is now your life-saving artifact.]
My three roommates were: an Avatar, Briar, and an Armor Hero.
Trembling, I tapped on my phone… My first meme sticker was my ex-boyfriend’s grinning face.
Jinhua
After fifteen years of marriage, Meng Ye had taken a mistress-a flamboyant young woman he kept on the side.
Cradling her pregnant belly, she stormed into my presence to demand a formal title.
“You’re a fading beauty with one foot in the grave, and you haven’t even produced a son to see you off. What right do you have to cling to the position of Madam?”
Amused, I looked past her at Meng Ye and asked, “Well? You tell her. What right do I have?”
He didn’t dare answer. He knew that if I, a Tiger Woman of a General’s Family, ever lost my temper, his little girl wouldn’t even dare to cry out loud.
I Entered a Death Game Where Love Is Forbidden
When I was pulled into the Death Game, the System gave only one rule: No Romance. As luck would have it, the boy I was paired with for survival in the first Dungeon was gentle, brilliant, and always took the hits for me.
It wasn’t until the Life Gate opened that he admitted with a smile that he was an Administrator.
But what he didn’t know was that I was one, too.
The Earth Master Girl: Seeks a Jiangtou Sorcerer
While staying at a hotel, I discovered a headless corpse under my bed.
Time of death was less than an hour ago, making me the prime suspect.
The police arrested me, but I told them the corpse would come back to life by nightfall.
Everyone thought I was insane. What they didn’t know was that I am the sole successor of the Earth Master lineage.
And this corpse belonged to a Jiangtou Practitioner who could use the Flying Head Jiangtou.
Once I Was a Pearl in Your Palm
The day I died of illness, the entire palace was shrouded in grief.
Only Emperor Yan Lang was not sad; he was merely a bit annoyed.
He was annoyed that half a month ago, because he wanted to invest my sister, Cui Mingshu, as Noble Consort, I had a massive argument with him and had yet to bow my head and admit my fault.
He was annoyed that the tactless officials from the Ministry of Rites were kneeling outside the hall, claiming they did not know how to determine the Empress’s posthumous title, write her biography, or arrange her burial in the imperial mausoleum.
Memorials piled up on his desk like snow on the eaves, as the hundred officials exhausted every flowery word to speculate on the Son of Heaven’s whims.
They suggested posthumous titles like ‘Virtuous,’ ‘Moral,’ ‘Gentle,’ and ‘Respectful,’ yet I was once the woman who, because someone had skimped on Yan Lang’s rations, chased that eunuch through three streets with a knife like a common shrew, cursing him the whole way.
They described my life as ‘noble and carefree,’ yet after his enthronement, he and I did nothing but argue or give each other the cold shoulder.
It seemed I was always crying-always weeping.
When it came to the matter of the imperial mausoleum, Yan Lang finally recalled a sliver of my merit.
Having been husband and wife, he was not stingy in granting me glory after death, graciously permitting me to sleep in the same tomb as him.
Before the vermilion ink of his approval for our joint burial could dry, Aunt Sun, the head maid of Jianjia Palace, was already kneeling respectfully outside the hall. She said the Empress had a final request she wished to be granted.
Yan Lang likely guessed what it was.
In all probability, she wanted to bow her head and admit her mistake, then ask for a grander posthumous title, an honorary rank, and for him to forbid Cui Mingshu from entering the palace.
“The Empress does not wish to be buried with you. “She said this life was too wretched; she never wants to see you again, neither in the blue vault of heaven nor the yellow springs of the underworld.”
Mew Mew and Him
I am the deadweight sister of the Number One Sword Cultivator of the Heartless Path.
He is a once-in-a-millennium cultivation genius, while I have never possessed a spiritual root.
Whenever I encountered danger, I would do nothing but cry out for my brother to save me.
My brother would always arrive instantly.
He would wipe away my tears with one hand while slaying every demon and monster with the other.
I thought he would always spoil me like this. Until I found myself in peril once more.
No matter how much I screamed, my brother didn’t appear.
The provoked Ghost Fiend had already coldly gripped my throat.
Yet, all I could see was a swarm of bullet-chat comments mocking me: [The male lead is staying away on purpose. He wants this drama-queen sister to suffer a bit so she finally learns her lesson.]
[She knows she’s weak but keeps running around recklessly. If she doesn’t die, who will?]
[She really messed with the wrong person this time. The villainous Ghost King has a violent temper and hates weak, useless girls who do nothing but cry.]
[And it’s because she barged in so rashly that the female lead found an opening to break through the formation and escape.]
[The villain lost his beloved female lead again. He’s gone mad with rage and is going to swallow the supporting female lead whole…] I was so terrified that I didn’t dare shed another tear.
But then, I suddenly heard the Ghost King’s complaining inner thoughts: {Am I ugly? Why does nobody like me?} {Everyone who doesn’t like me deserves to die-}
Seeing the youth’s eyes grow increasingly crimson, I spoke up in a panic: “-I like you!” “I… I only came here to confess my feelings to you.” “Please be with me, Senior!” He froze.
Princess’s Journey: Starlight Fills the Milky Way
My concubine-born younger sister has experienced Rebirth twice.
In her first life, she chose the Sixth Prince, but it was the Ninth Prince who eventually ascended the throne.
In her second life, she chose the Ninth Prince, but it was the Sixth Prince who eventually ascended the throne.
In this third life, she wants to destroy whoever I choose.
I didn’t choose the Sixth Prince, nor did I choose the Ninth Prince.
Instead, I chose the physically disabled First Prince. She was dumbfounded.
Later, I ascended the throne as Emperor, and my sister became a prisoner.
She raved in madness, saying it was impossible-that only the Sixth Prince or the Ninth Prince could ever be Emperor.
I couldn’t help but laugh. She will likely never understand that it doesn’t matter who the Emperor is.
What matters is that whoever I choose becomes the Emperor.
In the previous two lives, I chose the Sixth Prince and the Ninth Prince. But in this life, I chose myself.
The Earth Master Girl: Battle Against the Chuma Immortals
I was livestreaming fortune-telling when I connected with a male streamer.
When I asked if he had ever killed anyone, his expression shifted instantly. “Yeah,” he replied. “And you’re next.”
Ten minutes later, there was a knock at my door.
The bullet chat was exploding with people screaming for me to run. “He’s that famous serial killer streamer!”
I let out a soft chuckle. What they didn’t know was that I am the sole Earth Master successor.
Little Fish
Before my fiancé, Cui Ning, left for his long journey, he gave me a harsh scolding.
It was because I wanted to borrow thirty-three taels of silver from him to buy back my mother’s keepsake, a paulownia qin.
He accepted my promissory note and recorded the debt in his ledger, yet he refused to give me the money.
“Xiaoyu, you don’t even know how to play the instrument. What’s the point of buying it?” He added, “Besides, thirty-three taels is enough to buy two of you.”
This winter, I had spent my days on the pleasure boats, combing the hair of the older sisters and doing their laundry, only to painstakingly save up a single tael.
But the instrument shop couldn’t wait any longer.
They said someone else had their eye on the instrument and it would be sold the day after tomorrow.
When I returned to the Cui Family home wiping away my tears, Matchmaker Liu saw my red eyes and tried to persuade me again with a kindly expression.
“The Shen family is sincere about their proposal. Don’t even mention mountains of gold or silver-you only need to ask.” She continued, “They said that even if you wanted the stars or the moon from the sky, they would pluck them down for you.”
I thought about what Cui Ning had said-that thirty-three taels was a massive sum of money, enough to buy two of me.
Afraid that the Shen family would be unwilling, I dried my tears and asked cautiously: “I don’t want the stars, and I don’t want the moon.”
“I want a paulownia qin. It costs thirty-three taels of silver.”
Princess’s Journey: What Matters Not Knowing Autumn
During the year we fled the war, my mother saved a Princess Consort during labor, ensuring that both mother and daughter survived.
However, the barbarians arrived.
My mother told the Princess Consort to take us and flee first, while she stayed behind, sword in hand, to hold back the enemy.
With a single blade, she cut down countless foes, but in the end, she was simply outnumbered.
After her capture, she sought only the release of death.
Instead, they dislocated her arms and tore at her clothes, exposing her snow-white skin…
The Princess Consort and I were saved. However, the Princess Consort broke her word. She did not treat me like her own daughter.
Instead, she loathed my mother, claiming she had been rendered filthy and defiled by the barbarians.
Because of this, she made me her daughter’s personal maid.
I Want to Become Immortal
The day my Senior Brother emerged from the Secret Realm, he brought back a Mermaid.
She was a pitiful, innocent creature, seemingly unable to care for herself the moment she left his side.
To protect her, he went as far as threatening to break our engagement, demanding that I show her more tolerance and understanding.
So, I granted him his wish. I called off the engagement and seized his opportunities.
I kicked him down from his position as the Mountain-Guarding Senior Brother.
They came to the Cultivation World to play at love and romance.
But I am different. I am going to achieve immortality.
Coward
I married a man three years my senior, and everyone said he was head over heels for me.
But not long after our wedding, he cheated.
He smoked, he drank, he got into fights, and he even kissed other women right in front of my face.
He did everything I hated most.
Duan Yi took a drag from his cigarette, looking down at me through hooded eyes. “What? Regretting it now?” Clutching the divorce papers in my hand, I took the glowing, red-hot cherry of his cigarette and ground it hard into his palm.
“Duan Yi, you ruined me. You should have died back when you loved me most.”
Duan Yi acted as if he had just heard the funniest joke in the world, his shoulders shaking with laughter. “That actually hurts.”
A Floating World in the Boudoir
The world says I have been blessed with a charmed life.
My father is a first-rank official, and my mother hails from a prestigious, noble clan.
Both of my elder brothers serve in the imperial court, and all three of my elder sisters have married into high-ranking families.
Since childhood, I have been draped in the finest silks and fed the rarest delicacies from jade platters.
Even the trifles I play with on a whim are worth enough to sustain an ordinary family for half a lifetime.
Yet, outsiders see only the surface of my tapestry-like life.
They do not understand that greatness brings its own burdens. Within these embroidered curtains and silken screens, schemes lie hidden at every turn.
Between the golden chalices and jade chopsticks, murderous intent flashes when least expected.
A single misstep is all it takes to fall into the bottomless abyss.
The Earth Master Girl: Fengdu Ghost City
My cousin is dead.
His hands were tied to a ceiling beam, and he was wearing a red dress over a swimsuit-a swimsuit that was still dripping wet.
The police report claimed it was a suicide.
But I know he didn’t kill himself. And I know who’s next.
It’s me. There is no escape.
The Earth Master Girl: Poyang Lake Water Monkey
I had a dream while boating on the lake with my friends.
In the dream, a man told me he had taken a liking to me and demanded that I marry him.
I refused.
The next day, a female classmate on the boat vanished without a trace.
When I dreamt again that night, I agreed.
He laughed with joy, but unfortunately for him, he had no idea that I am the sole Earth Master successor.
The Ashtray
[Light Horror + Infidelity + Plot Twists] A beautiful Southern Girl, a knock on the door in the middle of the night, a silent delivery driver, someone crouching under the bed… Qin Song’s life descended into an inescapable hell because of an extramarital affair.
Only This Life
We had been together for three years, yet my girlfriend still couldn’t forget her first love.
There was a locked room in her house-a promise she had kept for him.
As long as he returned, there would always be a place for him in her home.
For his sake, she abandoned me time and time again.
The final time, I left nothing but a single breakup text and vanished without a trace.
Yet, she acted as if she had gone mad, searching the entire world for me.
Eventually, in a cemetery, she finally discovered the truth behind everything.
With bloodshot eyes, she pointed at the person in the black-and-white photograph-someone who bore an eighty percent resemblance to her-and interrogated me.
“Shen Yu, tell me-” “Every time you looked at me, who exactly were you thinking of?”
Zhi Yuan
When Xie Yan was diagnosed with stomach cancer, I was abroad, clearing my head.
He was calling for the hundredth time when my secretary-a man standing six-foot-two-finally picked up the phone.
“Where are you? Who is that with you?” I heard his voice crack over the line, sounding like he was on the verge of a total breakdown.
I couldn’t help but let out a mocking sneer. “Didn’t we agree to stay out of each other’s business? Why are you acting like such a sore loser now?”
Infinite Flow: It’s Normal to Fall in Love with Myself, Right?
[BL + Narcissus + Power Couple + Infinite Flow + Ensemble Cast + 1v1 + Live Stream]
Ning Shuo was pulled into a horror Murder Mystery Game System.
A Clown wearing a mask of garish greasepaint grinned. [Please choose a codename for yourself.]
Ning Shuo thought for a moment. “Ning Banxian.”
The audience wondered what kind of ridiculous name that was. Did he really think he could swindle those Ghosts and Monsters in a horror game?
That was until they saw Ning Shuo in the Live Stream Room, acting like a mystical charlatan as he told a Ghost, “Tonight at the Hour of the Rat – within half an hour at most – you will surely meet a bloody end.”
The audience waited to see him make a fool of himself. However, at the stroke of midnight, just as the second hand hit zero, a sword pierced the Ghost’s throat.
A man dressed in ancient robes, looking almost identical to Ning Shuo, pointed his sword at him. He raised an eyebrow and asked, “Are you a monster too?”
Ning Shuo smiled. “Perhaps I am another you.”
…
From the first moment he saw Ning Wang, Ning Shuo knew he shared the closest bond in the world with this man – so close that they had once shared the same name:
Xie Ning.
–Warnings–
1. The MC (shou) enjoys acting like a chuunibyou and has poor health. If you don’t like this, please skip.
2. There are no plots where someone’s life is taken just because the MC felt slightly wronged; everything serves the plot. If you don’t like this, please skip.
3. Dual male leads with side pairings. No “crybaby” types here, as the author prefers a power couple dynamic. If you don’t like this, please skip.
4. Includes live stream Danmu. The content of the Danmu does not represent the author’s views, nor do the characters’ thoughts. If you don’t like this, please skip.
Bone Blade
The first time I killed someone, the blade was dull.
I was fourteen that year. It was winter, and the north wind whipped against my face with a stinging bite.
Three bandits had scaled the wall of my grandfather’s courtyard, intent on stealing the last half-sack of millet he had hidden in the cellar.
My grandfather was blind. Hearing the commotion, he called out my name: “Shen He, Shen He!” He was using my alias.
My real name is Shen Heyi, and I am a girl. But the bandits didn’t know that, and Grandfather pretended not to know either.
He just kept calling, his voice urgent and hoarse, sounding like an old crow being strangled by the neck.
I fished out that Bone-Cleaver from beneath the stove.
Its edge was curled and nicked, so dull it couldn’t even slice through sheepskin cleanly.
But a human neck is softer than sheepskin.
I didn’t think about that day again for a very long time-not until I met Xie Changgeng.
The Palace Maid and Her Little Princess
In my third year as a palace maid, I encountered a child.
Floating above her head were the words: Villainess Supporting Character.
I wondered to myself, just how wicked could a seven-year-old child be?
That was until I saw her shove a palace maid to the ground.
Beat the eunuchs. And ruthlessly berate the head governess.
Only then did I realize she was absolutely right to hit them.
I had been wanting to thrash those people for a long time myself.
This wasn’t some Villainess Supporting Character; this was my angel baby.
Later, she asked me, “Don’t you hate me?”
I replied, “Of course not. I like you as much as there are stars in the sky, grains of sand in the desert, and drops of water in the ocean.”
Blushing yet acting with her usual haughty pride, she tucked her hand into my palm.
“You will attend to me tonight.”
The Sinful Luosifen
On a night of torrential rain, I ordered my girlfriend’s favorite milk tea and river snail rice noodles while she pulled an all-nighter.
However, even though the app showed the delivery had arrived at her location, my girlfriend still hadn’t marked it as received.
Just as I was about to call and check on her, the delivery rider sent me a photo through the app.
“Hey man, this is the right place, isn’t it?”
“That guy trying to pry the door open… that isn’t you, is it?”
The Palace Only Buys Frozen Dreams
The night I was sent into the Royal Palace, snow was falling from the heavens.
One hundred and twenty silver lamps lined the steps, but their wicks were not made of cotton; they were segments of little finger bones coated in white wax.
Everyone said that as long as I sold my last box of matches to the Crown Prince, Baili City would survive this winter.
Only I knew that the flames capable of conjuring the scent of bread, the crackle of a hearth, and the warmth of a grandmother’s smile were not blessings from God.
They were the final dreams of children who had frozen to death in the streets.
Tonight, the Royal Palace was coming for mine.
The Silk Tassel
I once saved a pregnant noblewoman. She smiled and told me that once the child was born, they would recognize me as their godmother.
But later, as I led my troops to station at the border, we gradually lost touch.
Until one day, eight years later, my subordinates reported that someone had come all the way from Jinling, specifically asking to see me by name.
“Who is it?” I asked as I walked toward the entrance.
There, I saw a young girl sitting atop a pony, threatening the group of soldiers surrounding her.
“Song Yunying is my mother! If you dare bully me, you’re all finished!”
I am Song Yunying.
Golden Fortune Hall
My brother, who had achieved fame at a young age, had his hands ruined by someone.
He could no longer sit for the Imperial Examination.
Every business venture he attempted ended in failure.
He lost everything, falling into absolute ruin.
Left with no other choice, My brother married a woman with a hideous face.
But all of this-every bit of it-had been orchestrated by her.
The tragedies that befell my entire family All stemmed from her obsessive, twisted love for my brother.
Fortunately, I have been reborn.
The Earth Master Girl: Tibetan Human Skin Drum
My friend went on a trip to Tibet and unexpectedly vanished.
It wasn’t until much later that I discovered a tattoo on a drum that was identical to the one on her back.
I struck the human-skin drum. The sound was dull and heavy.
Suddenly, my friend burst in from outside. “Run!”
I, the Disciple of the Joyous Sect, Decided to Switch My Strategy for a Different Immortal Master
Lately, it has become a popular trend in the Cultivation World for female disciples to seduce their male Masters.
My Master has repeatedly demanded that I swear an oath never to cross the Thunder Pool with him.
I looked at him, my face a giant question mark. “Master, we’re in the Hehuan Sect, aren’t we?”
The Raven Bell
I am a crow, and I was perched in a tree, speaking with a young man-
“…It found a clay jar, but there was too little water inside. So, it picked up stones in its beak and dropped them into the jar until the water rose, and it finally managed to drink. However, once it returned to Penglai Mountain, the clan leader had it burned to death.”
“Why?”
“It was sick. A ‘Crow Plague’ had grown inside its head. That is a type of pestilence from your mortal realm that only we crows can contract.”
“How could they tell it had the Crow Plague?”
“It started dropping stones into jars. It even claimed that the divine bird atop the Fusang Tree looked like it had three legs and fifteen toes.”
“…That Crow Plague you’re talking about? I think it might go by another name in our world.”
“What?”
“Brains.”
The Horror Boss Is Also Coaxing Me to Sleep Today
I am a sickly, frail, spoiled drama queen.
One night, as I was once again willfully demanding my Butler come and coax me to sleep, a stream of Bullet Comments suddenly appeared before my eyes: “The horror boss is outside hunting Players and having the time of his life. He doesn’t have time to tuck you in and coax you to sleep.”
“She’s just a human being kept as a pet in a castle by a horror boss. She actually thinks she’s some kind of Young Lady.”
“Once the big boss meets the clever and witty Female Lead, he’ll grow disgusted with this delicate, spoiled drama queen. He’ll use all sorts of perverted methods to torture her before eating her piece by piece.”
Terrified, I hid under my covers, trembling uncontrollably.
The next second, a cool hand gently pulled back the duvet. A voice, gentle yet tinged with a faint, chilling coldness, drifted down from above me: “Master, what’s wrong?”
Time-Space Courier
The celebrity Zhu Yuan is dead. I still hate her. She always made me feel as wretched and hidden as a rat scurrying across the street.
And yet, I found her third gift. It was a plain music box sitting in the hospital corridor.
I casually handed it to the child in the neighboring bed.
She was dying, too.
The Earth Master Girl: The Snake Pit of Devil City
While exploring Devil City with the Decoding Science Program Team, I was looking straight into the camera, talking absolute nonsense with a straight face.
“The recent buzz surrounding the Man-eating Snake incidents is all fake. These are just ordinary Sand Snakes.”
The next second, the ground beneath us gave way, and the entire Program Team plummeted into a pit of snakes.
Double Act
The princess ran away with her lover, leaving me behind with a male concubine and orders to impersonate her.
Terrified of being exposed, I had no choice but to play the part as convincingly as possible.
By the time the princess returned, I was pregnant.
She looked at me in shock. Why didn’t you use the male concubine I gave you? Do you not like him?
I was stunned.
If that’s the case, then who was the man making me beg for mercy every night?
Just as I was preparing to flee, that person returned in the middle of the night. Wait… why are there two of them?