My mother’s new husband’s son called me a gold-digging freeloader, said my mother had seduced his father, and declared us both shameless sluts.
I cornered him against the wall and attacked his lips with my tongue.
“That’s right! My mom seduced your dad, and now I want to seduce you!”
The school heartthrob claimed I had a crush on him, mocked me for dreaming above my station, then photocopied my secret diary and scattered the pages all over campus.
I pasted his face over a photo of the hottest host at a male revue, then grabbed his ass in front of the entire school.
“Are you jealous because I didn’t book you last weekend?”
When my homeroom teacher said I was a troublemaker and threatened to punish me, I tied him up instead.
“When a student misbehaves, her teacher is to blame—so please accept your punishment, sir!”
